Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Soup Sammiches]

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I can confirm it was the LSD Austin. I've done John Lennon levels of LSD and I'm basically Professor X.

 

[crackboyjack]

In jail he definitely learned to apologize and say sorry, jesus christ

 

[Jew-ish]

In jail he definitely learned to apologize and say sorry, jesus christ

Again, this is how his brain works. He used to suicide bate to get out of trouble because it worked.

His lawyer probably told him to apologize profusely, and despite the world of shit that rained down on him, he is currently as free as he can meaningfully be.

He is probably feeling some way about relapsing, likely guilt, possibly some malformed emotional result of mental illness and drug use. He doesn't know how to absolve himself of these feelings, he never developed the tools to do so.

He has no power outside of his community. His actions are literally just to get what he wants from them. Which, in this instance, is absolution.

Hope I'm wrong and the dude is just in his feels as a sober man discovering parts of himself that have been muted for a very long time... rainbows abound

 

[Hamstirer]

In jail he definitely learned to apologize and say sorry, jesus christ

^Be you.
^ Faggot.

 

[DrunkenLemon]

^Be you.
^ Faggot.

^Be you
<Be me
ᐯ This faggot below me, fuck this guy in particular, what an asshole. Shuddup pussy, no one's reading all of that.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

he microwaves the steak on a paper plate

How can you be a worse cook than KingCobraJFS.

 

[Hamstirer]

^Be you
<Be me
ᐯ This faggot below me, fuck this guy in particular, what an asshole. Shuddup pussy, no one's reading all of that.

^You
^

 

[|o|]

My first thought when seeing this notification, “oh shit! I really just can’t wait to see this man’s profound commentary. Surely his comments won’t be retarded like the other bossmancrack usernames.” Nah just kidding. What is with you Reddit tier faggots and your shitty a-log style usernames going hand in hand? You can’t be more creative? I bet you have a positive reaction score, too. Kill yourself @crackboyjack

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

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My first thought when seeing this notification, “oh shit! I really just can’t wait to see this man’s profound commentary. Surely his comments won’t be retarded like the other bossmancrack usernames.” Nah just kidding. What is with you Reddit tier faggots and your shitty a-log style usernames going hand in hand? You can’t be more creative? I bet you have a positive reaction score, too. Kill yourself @crackboyjack

^you btw

 

[AgarthaCrack]

^you btw
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[taedium]

i'm okay with shitting up the thread to simply say that it is so fucking over bros. its so fucking over. he's going to be booked again and probably soon and worse yet there hasn't been any good gamba rage before he's gone again

How could one who microwaves a steak possibly be ruled as sane by a judge, this simply doesn't make sense.

 

[|o|]

^you btw
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[Kees H]

i'm okay with shitting up the thread to simply say that it is so fucking over bros. its so fucking over. he's going to be booked again and probably soon and worse yet there hasn't been any good gamba rage before he's gone again

How could one who microwaves a steak possibly be ruled as sane by a judge, this simply doesn't make sense.

How about dropping a 5 pack pussy? We are so back. Stop being a fucking rat.

 

[RAT Team Six]

The disgusting raw steak will save him, bros. This is all part of the plan. Who could possibly smoke crack with food poisoning and an upset tummy? Crack clears from urine in a few days. If he gets food poisoning, it might be just enough to stop him from smoking more crack in time for his next drug test on the 20th. Otherwise, Bossman will get violated on his probation and arrested again, which will be so, SO wrong.

 

[Jean des Esseintes]

*for pure samples of course which you can't find anywhere, in practice they're different because they're cut with different fillers. Powder coke is cut with innocuous stuff like aspirin, lidocaine, detergent, caffeine powder etc. while crack can have fentanyl in it.

I thought powder cocaine was just as likely if not more so than crack to have fentanyl in it? Seems like every time I've read of someone accidentally ODing on fentanyl its powder coke, if only from a shitty dealer not cleaning the scale in between weighing out, that or cut heroin or fake prescription pills. I don't think I've ever heard of crack being cut with fent, seems like you'd have to really intentionally put it in since it's in such a different form factor, and that's if it wouldn't burn off during the cooking process.

 

[MadStan]

You could line up a stream of mental specialists at the next hearing to argue for and against his sanity, or you could just show the judge the microwaved steak. That would be quite sufficient.

 

[Laughingator]

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It's sad really. Bossman had already damaged his brain with his drug use and constant dopamine hits from the gamba.

THEN he got arrested, went cold turkey in jail and rehab, got kicked out of rehab and used crackerooskie and then back to jail.
In jail the shrinks had at him and God only knows what prescription drugs they had him on.
He gets out and pretty quickly starts using combining pot, maybe booze, crackerooski and probably the SSRI he's on.
BAD combo.... his poor brain doesn't know what to do.
I expect soon for him to start saying "Landru help me" before his head explodes.

 

[|o|]

I thought powder cocaine was just as likely if not more so than crack to have fentanyl in it? Seems like every time I've read of someone accidentally ODing on fentanyl its powder coke, if only from a shitty dealer not cleaning the scale in between weighing out, that or cut heroin or fake prescription pills. I don't think I've ever heard of crack being cut with fent, seems like you'd have to really intentionally put it in since it's in such a different form factor, and that's if it wouldn't burn off during the cooking process.

It’s in both frequently, and it’s often in other drugs and even injectables as well. Weed and psychedelics are some of the few drugs (mostly) untouched by fentanyl.

 

[cans.wav]

Dallas fucking with how Bossman wants to gamble with the reloads has prevented a lot of rage lately, he basically forces him to do slots for most of the time to hit the one hour mark.

 

[kcbbq]

I thought powder cocaine was just as likely if not more so than crack to have fentanyl in it? Seems like every time I've read of someone accidentally ODing on fentanyl its powder coke, if only from a shitty dealer not cleaning the scale in between weighing out, that or cut heroin or fake prescription pills. I don't think I've ever heard of crack being cut with fent, seems like you'd have to really intentionally put it in since it's in such a different form factor, and that's if it wouldn't burn off during the cooking process.

It's sad that the magic powder that fueled the economy of the 1980s has been ghetto-ized as much as crack was.