Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[Eventide]

I don't remember his Beirut explosion conspiracies. Was he pro or anti Hezbollah? During the war he seemed to try to take both sides for some reason, tweeting both that Israel would lose and that Hezbollah would lose on separate twitter accounts.

Is the Ayman El Masri Arabic Twitter account Nathen's? 'cause said account appears to blame poor outdated storage regulations of flammable materials/gas buildup creating natural static/sparks igniting the ammonia nitrate ( شَرَر means sparks, right?)

IDK, that explanation seems too intelligent and levelheaded for our Nathen

 

[Surfin Terf]

In this particular case he was accusing the Lebanese government of knowing about it beforehand. Consider that Quinton has a long history of exaggerating and misconstruing what other people say and his testimony is all I've because I don't think the stories he is talking about were archived.

Quinton's Middle East takes make Nathen look like a serious and thoughtful academic. Nathen might have just been saying the obvious fact that the explosion was caused by a Hezbollah weapons depot and then Hezbollah used their role in the government to stymie any investigation and Quinton interpreted that as an insane conspiracy theory instead of the general consensus.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Quinton's Middle East takes make Nathen look like a serious and thoughtful academic. Nathen might have just been saying the obvious fact that the explosion was caused by a Hezbollah weapons depot and then Hezbollah used their role in the government to stymie any investigation and Quinton interpreted that as an insane conspiracy theory instead of the general consensus.

If I've learned anything archiving and explaining Quinton on this website since late 2018 is that he can only be trusted when talking about Garfield and at that just barely.

 

[LiquidKid]

Is the Ayman El Masri Arabic Twitter account Nathen's? 'cause said account appears to blame poor outdated storage regulations of flammable materials/gas buildup creating natural static/sparks igniting the ammonia nitrate ( شَرَر means sparks, right?)

IDK, that explanation seems too intelligent and levelheaded for our Nathen

Same name, but the “love of European history” seems to give it away as not Nathen. He also rarely uses his real name despite it still being his legal name and whenever he’s in Dubai you can hear people referring to him as Ayman still

 

[winterfag]

Ayman more like Gayman

 

[Starbuxxx]

Nathen says he is running for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre. (archive)

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Nathen says he is running for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre. (archive)
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Allahspeed, you fucking retard.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen says he is running for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre. (archive)
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This will be interesting.
the spoiled son of a Saudi billionaire seems like the worst choice for Canada to elect…but at the same time he is a gay, brown, Muslim and that might actually push him over the edge for Canadian voters

 

[Adamska]

Nathen says he is running for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre. (archive)
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This is another attempt to become a celebrity.

It also might work given how fucking dumb Canadians, particularly from Ontario, are with their votes too.

 

[Names Roy]

Checking in, I saw the Egeez updates and wanted to share what I've found.
So a lot of articles link to him being involved in a $1b deal for CityScape IP something blah blah. Whatever, the point is I wanted to know if it actually happened or he paid for the Egeez articles in some newspaper.
On his LinkedIn.

It really happened..

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/egeezinc_news-licensing-realestate-activity-7263187599639379968-rCq5

 

[neger psykolog]

Nathen says he is running for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre. (archive)
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Full khantext:


Yes - he tagged Tom Green (the comedian who made Freddy Got Fingered) in his post.

The comments seem to mostly be funny:


I'm genuinely divided on whether this is just another Nathan shitpost. He seems to have a talent for that.

 

[Chimerical]

Love this nathen mazri guy....unstoppable better than me eating my heart out in bed watching Netflix he always has something to do geeeeeeezzzzz

Ohhhhh now that is entergaging as fuk... he'll be a fun politician i think and yes untraditional ... say that again

Forgot the password to your old account, Nathen?

 

[charlesdickens]

Hope he opens Doug FordEATS

 

[Names Roy]

Checking in, I saw the Egeez updates and wanted to share what I've found.
So a lot of articles link to him being involved in a $1b deal for CityScape IP something blah blah. Whatever, the point is I wanted to know if it actually happened or he paid for the Egeez articles in some newspaper.
On his LinkedIn.

It really happened..

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/egeezinc_news-licensing-realestate-activity-7263187599639379968-rCq5


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Elaborating on this:
There are lots of articles on various sites. The interesting thing is that some link to "Contact fadi.elmasri@egeez.com for enquires." So who is this new character Fadi Elmasri?

https://ca.linkedin.com/in/fadi-el-masri-981098252
Fellow Canadian. Apparently an Angel Investor into the egeez idea? He's the one behind Nathan on the right watching the signing I'm pretty sure.

Fadi El-Masri is a well-known name in the world of enterprise IT solutions, having spent over 27 years including his career at Benchmark Technology in Saudi Arabia. Fadi specialized in providing top-notch IT solutions to clients such as leading banks, enterprise system integrators, governments, and leading contractors in the country.

Fadi was responsible for leading a team of 400 employees and overseeing system integration projects worth over half-a-billion Saudi Riyals throughout his career. He was highly respected for his ability to manage complex projects while maintaining the highest levels of quality and customer satisfaction.

Fadi has always had an eye for disruptive innovations and startups, particularly in the tech industry. He was an early seed angel investor in eGeez Technologies Inc, the first-to-market licensing platform on a global scale that will disrupt the $300+ billion licensing industry.

Fadi's success in both his professional and personal life can be attributed to his strong ethical values and unwavering loyalty. He believes in working with transparency and honesty, and always ensuring that his work contributes positively to his family and humanity.

Overall, Fadi El-Masri is a highly respected and accomplished individual who has made significant contributions to the world of enterprise IT solutions and disruptive innovations. His dedication to ethical values and transparency has earned him the respect and admiration of his colleagues and clients alike.

 

[neger psykolog]

Is it weird that Nathen is quickly becoming one of my favorite lolcows on this site? He only uses his own money (well, his dad's but his dad is a billionaire so he has more than enough to spare) to fund his lolcow-pursuits, he isn't meanspirited, he put his lolcow-tier political views behind a paywall (Arabialosis? book) and generally doesn't discuss politics openly, he's accepting of Jews (although Hasan-level antisemitism isn't particularly common in Dubai or Saudi Arabia/is viewed as déclassé), makes hilarious social media posts, generally accepts his failures in life/quickly moves on to whatever new venture he comes up with, hasn't gotten into any nonsensical beefs with other wanna-be influencers and/or got himself canceled. IDK, it's just a breath of fresh air.

Go lolcow, Nathen. Film another comedy pilot, or purchase the rights to another old cartoon property & make another themed frozen dinner brand. The sky's the limit!

Nathen is awesome. Can't agree more.

Go Nathen, go and zap to the extreme!

 

[LiquidKid]

Checking in, I saw the Egeez updates and wanted to share what I've found.
So a lot of articles link to him being involved in a $1b deal for CityScape IP something blah blah. Whatever, the point is I wanted to know if it actually happened or he paid for the Egeez articles in some newspaper.
On his LinkedIn.

It really happened..

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/egeezinc_news-licensing-realestate-activity-7263187599639379968-rCq5


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Rest assured, all coverage of Nathen is paid for by Nathen. This is a nothing burger, which is why I never posted about it here

 

[LiquidKid]

Love this nathen mazri guy....unstoppable better than me eating my heart out in bed watching Netflix he always has something to do geeeeeeezzzzz

Ohhhhh now that is entergaging as fuk... he'll be a fun politician i think and yes untraditional ... say that again

Yep, this is exactly the way Nathen writes. That’s even how he began his previous sock puppet post.

 

[Steve Pinto]

Nathen, I know you're reading this.

JUST DO IT.

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.

never stop making entergaging content and make sure to buy a tv ad

 

[LiquidKid]

OMG! Saudi + Billionaire Dumb Fuck . Read his book and watch his IG stories, he's from Laval and speaks 4 languages, loves Goosebumps and his grandfather is a Christian and parents Muslims (not a bad thing- land of freedom) but all Canadian since 60s I believe from Chapter 1. Is your religion Satanism now that’s bad. Oh, gay bi hetero- his love is fluid but he chose celibacy... GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT at least. Now will he make a great politician ... entergaging one for sure but not sure... it's like a fukin shock to see that today

“TYKOSA”
“What does that mean?”
“Thank you kingdom of Saudi Arabia.”
-Nathen Mazri in his book

Here’s The think, Nathen, or can I call you Ayman? I’m probably the one person on earth you can’t pull that shit against. I know you well enough to have documented one of your phone numbers AND addresses in this thread. Just go back to molesting your cousin

 

[Bolton Council]

The great northern war of 2026 when United States troops were repelled by 200 Canadians dressed as Hanna-Barbera characters under command of Prime Minister Nathfield is going to go down in legend.
Fuck the haters Nathen, you can do it.