Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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it will never not be funny to me how kirt can never stop talking about how great he is doing now. it reminds me so much of keffals. kirt can be living in a van down by the river and he will just keep talking about how great life is now and how he is totally happier now.

and yet even now living in his apartment with his new GF and all his money he claims to have due to crypto investments and whatever jobs he does on the side he cant just enjoy this new happier life he claims to have.

he has to talk about it and he has to search for any mention of his name or 420chan. almost like all those nice things are not good enough for him if he is not getting praised for it like a child that learned to use the toilet for the first time.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
yet even now living in his apartment with his new GF and all his money he claims to have due to crypto investments and whatever jobs
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Safe bet it’s his GF’s apartment and she has a job. The last GF proved Kirt is a dependent, not someone that can have dependents. No easier way to pretend your are doing well than becoming a parasite to a stable person.

(I know nothing about who Kirt is sleeping with. Maybe she gets a nice Canadian tugboat to be a Kirt sugar mama.)
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Safe bet it’s his GF’s apartment and she has a job. The last GF proved Kirt is a dependent, not someone that can have dependents. No easier way to pretend your are doing well than becoming a parasite to a stable person.
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Kirt can't keep a job. Every single job he's had for like the last 15 years he's lost by having some kind of spergout meltdown and got himself fired. Then he'll turn around and say "oh man it was that cheapskate boss I had, he fucked me over!" Yes Kirt, everyone just keeps fucking you over specifically somehow. Keep in mind that this faggot is almost 40 and he still acts like this.

He'll latch on to whatever girl is dumb enough to act as his paypig until they wise up that he's a fucking useless canuck who is living 20 years in the past inside his own head and also has a child that he abandoned in the United States.

I hope whoever is running that 420chan clone eventually tells this faggot retard to shut up and never ever lets him anywhere near a mod console. Then kirt can mad-cry about it to the handful of teenybopper skiddies who follow him on tiktok.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Safe bet it’s his GF’s apartment and she has a job. The last GF proved Kirt is a dependent, not someone that can have dependents. No easier way to pretend your are doing well than becoming a parasite to a stable person.

(I know nothing about who Kirt is sleeping with. Maybe she gets a nice Canadian tugboat to be a Kirt sugar mama.)
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Only if you're Ukrainian, otherwise you wont get much from the government as single white woman with no dependents. Ukrainian "refugees" can get several thousand a month. More than what Syran's got.
 
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Election cope [a¹][a²] :story:
 
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At least he's not living in a van still. I guess there's that. Congrats I guess? Who's the poor sap that he's leeching off of?
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
At least he's not living in a van still. I guess there's that. Congrats I guess? Who's the poor sap that he's leeching off of?
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He is still dependent on whoever this girl is. I find it incredibly baffling the amount of trivial rambling and blogposting he does from this “anonymous” gimmick account. Going back and forth with who I assume to be his ex girlfriend “Spardouwu” on a near weekly basis— but don’t worry, he “barely uses this account”.

not to mention, having the gall to facefag on all of his le edgy xD twitter personas amuses me. Not sure if it ever applied to him but I was kind of under the impression that getting your face outed like that is one of the worst circumstances to befall when running operations. Seems like the last two decades of his life have been very oxymoronic.
 

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
At least he's not living in a van still. I guess there's that. Congrats I guess? Who's the poor sap that he's leeching off of?
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He found a girlfriend with a job or welfare benefits. Let’s just hope the new retarded girlfriend doesn’t get pregnant.
 
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Going back and forth with who I assume to be his ex girlfriend “Spardouwu” on a near weekly basis
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That's his ex wife, who he has a child with that he abandoned years ago. She had to move back in with her parents back in the united states. They still catfight each other all the time, usually over money and child support. They're both dumb as rocks and always have been. Fuckin 35 year old people who still act like stupid skiddie teenagers.

Judging by those hideous blacked out tattoo sleeves on this new girlfriend's arm, I'm gonna assume that she's just another unstable BPD clout chaser, and this will end with them beating the piss out of each other like him and Spardot used to do. Except spardot would always kick his ass far harder than he could ever kick her ass, especially back when she was still drinking.

I love how kirt still needs to clap back to every twitter insult with his OH YEAH WELL I HAVE A GF AND I SEND MY EX CHILD SUPPORT AND MUH HALF MILLION OF CRYPTO AND LOOK AT MY WORKSTATION I BET YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE FAGGOT unwarranted rants. He would do them all the time on 420chan when people shit on him there. As if he's just like a permanent eight year old who thinks he can impress people by counting out loud how many toys he has.
 
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I fully believe he's doing well in crypto right now, he definitely has the lack of foresight to make big investment risks and it's not too out of the question that some of them would pay off well. It's just key to remember in his case that a fool and his money are easily parted and we'll likely see him crash out again within a year or so.
 
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I fully believe he's doing well in crypto right now, he definitely has the lack of foresight to make big investment risks and it's not too out of the question that some of them would pay off well. It's just key to remember in his case that a fool and his money are easily parted and we'll likely see him crash out again within a year or so.
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oh yeah i think it also helps that he most likely has friends in the right places that know what to invest in and most likely tell him what to do. that combined with the retards who actually buy his founder of anonymous nonsense and support him i would not be shocked one bit if kirt is actually doing well. at least until the bubble bursts which it will in time.
 
I guess that new cluster B tattoo girl robbed him already. Or Kirt is full of shit and his MUH CRYPTOEEEE was shitcoins worth nothing

Also Spardot would kill Kirt ten times over before he could even manage to scratch her.
 
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According to his ex-wife (questionable reliability) he's lost everything and is crashing out.
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Makes this post the post below extra funny. The evangelical zeal of people who want to believe mentally ill meth heads can also be crypto millionaires, anyone can be!!!, is hilarious.
Tetragrammaton said:
oh yeah i think it also helps that he most likely has friends in the right places that know what to invest in and most likely tell him what to do. that combined with the retards who actually buy his founder of anonymous nonsense and support him i would not be shocked one bit if kirt is actually doing well. at least until the bubble bursts which it will in time.
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Cybertonia said:
I guess that new cluster B tattoo girl robbed him already. Or Kirt is full of shit and his MUH CRYPTOEEEE was shitcoins worth nothing

Also Spardot would kill Kirt ten times over before he could even manage to scratch her.
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I’d guess the cluster B tattoo girl kicked him to the curb and now he doesn’t get to share her govt welfare or SW income.
 
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