"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Canned Seafood? What kind of heresy is this.
If it can't walk off the plate under it's own power then it's not fresh enough.

I was in a restaurant in Oklahoma once and they had a dish with grilled halibut. I thought, "hmm, I like halibut", then I remembered I was in fucking Oklahoma and their idea of fish probably comes in one of those 5lb sacks from Costco/Sysco.

And in other retarded food news, my usual store had a cheese display today. "Finest cheeses from some fucking cheese place in New York City" I did not bother to check to see how many were different flavors of cheddar.

There are plenty of places in the US farther than NYC but really? Couldn't find a boutique cheese shop somewhere west of the Rockies to buy from?
 
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Devious Dave said:
if you want cheap beef buy liver its only gone up a few dollars at most in the past 4 years you just got to learn to cook it right
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another good option that is filling and that can stretch quite a bit is skirt steak (like the steak they make fajita with)
the drawback is that it's pretty lean so you gotta know how to make it tender and juicy
 
Null said:
I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

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YouTube commenters are the lowest common denominator of humanity in general. I cannot be convinced otherwise. The dumbest people saying and liking the dumbest, most inane absolute nonsense imaginable. They make Yahoo! Answers back in the day seem like Socrates and Facebook commenters seem like Plato in comparison.

They are truly the worst amongst all of us. If an alien race invaded and evaluated allowing humanity's survival based on surveying YouTube comments, it would take about 10 minutes before they decided to genocide all of us. And deservedly so.
 
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Hello Everyone from NOT Chyat.
I have a question,Anyone remembers the MATI Stream where Josh talked about Whataburguer and Genshin Impact,
Something like "I wasted my 200$ from Whataburguer to get my favorite waifu and this dipshit streamer has all the waifus", i think it was from the late 2024 and was talking about working on whataburguer and later talked about genshin and how it would to be a big streamer getting all the free stuff that involves that.
I hope anyone remembers that bit because it was pretty funny.
PD:Josh please we need more moments like the dota rageking in the stream we want to learn about that little rabbit hole.
 
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Hello Everyone from NOT Chyat.
I have a question,Anyone remembers the MATI Stream where Josh talked about Whataburguer and Genshin Impact,
Something like "I wasted my 200$ from Whataburguer to get my favorite waifu and this dipshit streamer has all the waifus", i think it was from the late 2024 and was talking about working on whataburguer and later talked about genshin and how it would to be a big streamer getting all the free stuff that involves that.
I hope anyone remembers that bit because it was pretty funny.
PD:Josh please we need more moments like the dota rageking in the stream we want to learn about that little rabbit hole.
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There's a searchable index of transcribed MATI episodes at https://honeycomb.technology/mati/transmati/index.html which is really useful for finding stuff like that. What you wanted is October 15th, 2024, 28:42.
 
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Eoc said:
Hello Everyone from NOT Chyat.
I have a question,Anyone remembers the MATI Stream where Josh talked about Whataburguer and Genshin Impact,
Something like "I wasted my 200$ from Whataburguer to get my favorite waifu and this dipshit streamer has all the waifus", i think it was from the late 2024 and was talking about working on whataburguer and later talked about genshin and how it would to be a big streamer getting all the free stuff that involves that.
I hope anyone remembers that bit because it was pretty funny.
PD:Josh please we need more moments like the dota rageking in the stream we want to learn about that little rabbit hole.
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Looks like this one at about 28:24:
Links at the top to various copies of the stream.

Reminder, you too can search the MATI transcription archive(only 1.5 months behind)

 
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Kapitan Bomba said:
There's a searchable index of transcribed MATI episodes at HONEYCOMB URL
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Thanks for the tool Kapitan Fong-Jones, here is my address, SSN and credit card info to go with it
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Null said:
I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

Discuss
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Makes sense logistically. With the YouTube people, at the peak of MATI on it, a huge amount of them didn't even have an account on here and just watched you.
 
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you know in your bowels there's a lot of microbiotic 'gut flora' that assist with digestion, and it makes me wonder if there's more to this gut flora than we suspect. i bet you indians and mexicans have way better gut flora for eating spicy contaminated gross foods, but what if they're even more important? kind of like the worms that live in Fry in Futurama and make him sexy and smart. Like if you take the gut flora from the smartest people around the world and mix them together and do a fecal transplant (that's what it's called) do you get superpowers? and you know the flora passes matrilineally, so if flora does impact your behavior, it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal.
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The ads on Rumble keep playing some skinny old doctor who tells me to enhance my gut biome by eating things that encourage the good gut bacteria and are disliked by the bad bacteria. Purple sweet potatoes are rich in prophenol or something, and then I click SKIP and watch your stream.
 
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"CANUCKS PLAY SPORTPUCK, GET CUCKED"

The Superbowl was covered on the last MATI but THIS WEEK in sports news hockey is the talk of the town.

America recently played future 51st state and ungrateful child, Canada, with soon to be former Governer Tredeau in attendance. During the pregame, Canadians loudly booed the American national anthem. Team America (fuck yeah) would then go on to whoop Team Canada's ASS both literally and figuratively.



Video archived from this tweet.

USA! USA! USA!
 
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