DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I need this clip

Here it is: https://youtu.be/l3KdQWJdv78

 

[PieceofShet]

He didnt have a superbowl themed marathon? I thought he cared about the sport...

 

[MilkSports_2018]

I will never forgive ppp and the casino for exposing me to the biggest and most pathetic lolcow I have ever witnessed

The lolcow in question: dsp dentractors.

 

[FormerPro]

The inaugural Evo awards were hosted last night, an FGC themed awards show. Phil's mortal enemy Justin Wong was featured heavily and presented as a legend. Alex Valle ( one of the people who was going to beat Phil up for being a prick online which led to him crying and pleading that he was an alcoholic) was in the first wave of people inducted into the hall of fame, as well as Tokido (the person who eliminated him in his infamous 4th placed run).

I'm hopeful that he catches wind of this and we can get a full blown cope pre-stream again about how noone ever listens to him despite him knowing everything, the cannon brothers are harbouring podophiles and Justin Wong is a shill.

 

[Balr0g]

as well as Tokido (the person who eliminated him in his infamous 4th placed run).

Tokido was also the one who eliminated Phil at EVO 2006 when Phil had won so many EVO qualifiers they would have in theory only placed Phil in the brackets. Before that Alex Valle had kicked Phil down to the looser's brackets und one ye4ar before was the one who said "I don't consider it a beef with DSP. Another scrub another day"

 

[Kheapathic]

You know what's funny? DSP demanded money upfront to do a polygraph test. But when he "asked" LTG to play fighting games during EVO (this will break EVO!) and LTG demanded money he flat out refused and said "Make your audience pay for it!" Rules for theee notr for REEE right? Though of course those things are defintely not the same so I give Phil a little bit of credit

Story of Phil (and most cows) life. Before the Truthseeker interview went off the rails, he had that moment where he said he's tired of being laughed at and mocked; then goes on to say he enjoys hanging out with his boys Andy and PPP (I call him Triple P) to laugh at others. So per his own words, he's not a lolcow, doesn't like being lumped in with lolcows, but enjoys laughing at others who are lolcows. I'm not gonna try to be a moral fag or anything, but that's not how this works Phil; you live by the sword, you die by the sword.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

No, the FBI office in Seattle is on 1110 3rd Avenue, about a block from the public library.

Golly, it's like federal organizations have local offices! Who would have known?

A local office is not a "local branch". I was laughing at Phils ESL-like language.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

About time for a reboot or remake arc

Phil gets recast as the gay black man he's always been on the inside. There's some pushback from the anti-dei crowd at first, claiming it's historically inaccurate, but overall it performs better than the original series.

 

[Corpun]

Phil is the kind of turd who would try to pick up retarded chicks outside the Social Security office hoping he could be their "representative payee."

Edit-that would explain fat kat

Actually moron his prefered place to pick up chicks was at the mall. He even said so in TopHaters that he and his buddies enjoy chase around 14 year old girls at the mall when they were bored (He was 20 when he wrote that).

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I will never forgive ppp and the casino for exposing me to the biggest and most pathetic lolcow I have ever witnessed

The lolcow in question: dsp dentractors.

I mean it is a wake-up call that I've mentioned over the years and really didn't want to solidify it all until now that there is never going to be a gotcha. He will always be a piece of shit and there is no just for these types of people in the position they are in.

All we really got nowadays is people like Steven coming in and bringing back awareness. It almost feels needed after months of Phil just being an upgraded wack ass nigga version of himself and needs to be humbled every once in awhile. Really all you can do is to just point and laugh. Anything more is just such a waste of energy.

"The dead horse is beat and turned into a gelatinous pile of gore."-DSP(I call him that)

Phil ultimately wants to be left alone in his corner grifting retards but I think from viewer perspective, him doing longer prestreams and doing less gameplay has just made me lose more patience over him than the other more popular damning shit like $2k to reveal a cat, his gacha spending or getting married/dying parents nonsense.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

We have like... what, 3-4 more years till the 10 year plan is supposed to come into effect?

He said on the newest interview that it’s cancelled because COVID happened.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil gets recast as the gay black man he's always been on the inside. There's some pushback from the anti-dei crowd at first, claiming it's historically inaccurate, but overall it performs better than the original series.

>tfw you're white DSP and they recast you using your archenemy "black DSP" (lowtiergod) and he's universally loved and adored while you are not

 

[Kheapathic]

He said on the newest interview that it’s cancelled because COVID happened.

He also said he loves his life, loves his wife, didn't lie on his bankruptcy and a lot of other shit.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Because where else do we go from here?

dave goes to prison after he admits to killing T

 

[dent_whisperer]

About time for a reboot or remake arc

He's going to update his streams for the modern audience by giving Kat the boot and "accidentally" leaving the camera on while he blows out OIC's back. Then while everyone is necking themselves because of what they just watched he bitches at his audience while claiming that everyone wanted this for years and now that he did it there's no support.

 

[neger psykolog]

He's going to update his streams for the modern audience by giving Kat the boot and "accidentally" leaving the camera on while he blows out OIC's back. Then while everyone is necking themselves because of what they just watched he bitches at his audience while claiming that everyone wanted this for years and now that he did it there's no support.

I wish he went back in time with his streams and made it into a public access TV channel with a telephone switchboard guy for people to call in and also a lighting guy and like a stage and he also would need a cohost (Derish of course)

Something like gorgeous george:

People phoning in would be way more entertaining than subs and tips and he can just do away with gameplay entirely because no one gives a single fuck about his video games at this stage.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I will never forgive ppp and the casino for exposing me to the biggest and most pathetic lolcow I have ever witnessed

The lolcow in question: dsp dentractors.

What's got ya down bud? One of the KC fans who thought they unironically liked DSP?

 

[neger psykolog]

I will never forgive ppp and the casino for exposing me to the biggest and most pathetic lolcow I have ever witnessed

The lolcow in question: dsp dentractors.

nigga was you actually born in 2018 or some shit? Are you fucking 7 years old?

I'm pretty sure even Fredrik Knudsen's down the rabbit hole video about DSP spoke about his detractors - they're fucking everywhere. There's an entire industry of thousands of YouTube channels, twitter accounts and this subforum with like half a billion messages that talk about nothing except DSP and his receding hairline (any day now... it's gonna fall off, just you wait).

Or do you mean to tell us all that you actually depend on PPP and Kino Casino to feed you information to learn about the world? If so, I weep for you, you poor 7 year old child.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I will never forgive ppp and the casino for exposing me to the biggest and most pathetic lolcow I have ever witnessed

The lolcow in question: dsp dentractors.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The diss on the Ralphamale is a 8,5/10. A hog induced tsunami is imminent.

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EOR and the pigroach shall meld into their final form, a Ralphiledophile. I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit...

Gunt really hurting for attention. He's jumping into every 'verse lately.

I realize that Steve is from PA so since it's communication across state lines

the way Phil says he wanted to give Steve a "boost" comes off as incredibly slimy, much more backhanded than I remembered.

While going to Steve because he has 10x the views/video average than Phail has

I seem to recall he was called 'Triple P' on one occasion before interacting with Phil

I believe Null has used it.