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I wonder if Aunt Myrna had any other recipes besides party cheese salad. I'd love to see Jack make at least one more of her monstrosities before he croaks.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Red Dye #5
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Several if I remember correctly, she used to have an intro in jacks videos.
Yeah they all sucked too
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Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,
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My random.txt for this page is "I curse you all in the name of YHWH" and I don't think we're ever getting a better conflux of events here.
Truly, God has abandoned us.
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The countdown to Jr ending up as a potato dad over in the tard baby gen thread begins now.
Flonominal88
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How long until the miscarriage?
Dead Air
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Red Dye #5
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But do we know it is his
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Does Jack Jr have a job?
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Of course not. We all know Jack Jr is a gay pedophile, so there's no possible way it's his.
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My random.txt for this page is "Stop Telling me to 'Get a Job'. Gawd!!!"
Chef's kiss.
Not sure re: Junior's job situation. So far, he seems to be following in the footsteps of his own father: random gigs and oddball flights of fancy taken here and there and abandoned whenever as his "career."
The gifted and well-paying (but hard work-requiring) HVAC job is a distant memory, of course. Then it was failed game streamer. And for a time he was a convenience store or gas station janitor, and after that he worked at a charity sneaker warehouse. Somewhere in there, I think he became the manager of a Chipotle?
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Here's the reaction image to every social media photo of Jack holding his grandchild while sat on his dogfart blanket:
I hope they're smart enough to not lay that kid down anywhere Jack "Tarrare" Scalfani can reach it - It's too easy to imagine him loudly and smugly insisting that he has no idea where his grandkid is, while chunks of dead baby fly out of his mouth.
I hope they're smart enough to not lay that kid down anywhere Jack "Tarrare" Scalfani can reach it - It's too easy to imagine him loudly and smugly insisting that he has no idea where his grandkid is, while chunks of dead baby fly out of his mouth.
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Jack Scalfani III has a hard life in front of him.
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I also was thinking about goya but i'm too lazy to make the OC
I had been hoping Brianna was infertile. The Scalfani genes are bad genetics to begin with, But Brianna herself is like one of those backyard breeder dogs. A bunch of bad traits bred down because Jesus.
She grew up one of those Schrodinger's hostages of church town and honestly. I wouldn't be surprised if the marraige wasn't "arranged" through the murder church.
With her possibly terminal brain condition, Jack may live long enough to eat the baby.
I don't like eugenics because it's a science that no one can ethically wield, but backwoods folk are the opposite of that.
This baby is going to be a fucking waterhead.
She grew up one of those Schrodinger's hostages of church town and honestly. I wouldn't be surprised if the marraige wasn't "arranged" through the murder church.
With her possibly terminal brain condition, Jack may live long enough to eat the baby.
I don't like eugenics because it's a science that no one can ethically wield, but backwoods folk are the opposite of that.
This baby is going to be a fucking waterhead.
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He already ruined moqueca, so don't worry he's way ahead of you on there.
So which person do you think pressured Jr. into finally crying inside his wife to get them off his back? I'm assuming it's his grandmother, Tammy's mom, who did it personally. Or maybe Bri finally snapped and demanded he fulfill his husband duties due to wanting kids badly due to her family having quiverfull sentiments on some level.
I also am going to guess the kid will be named after a rapper or basketball player that Jr. likes, even as his dad whines and begs for him to pick Jack as a name again.
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In fairness, Jack DID warn us on one of his livestreams a while ago, when he informed us against our will that Junior and his wife had "pulled the goalie, hurr hurr hurr"
You know how Jack is. Whenever he learns a new word or phrase, he gets so giddy at the chance to use it and Feel Cool and In The Know that he just starts throwing it out there no matter what -- even (or especially) if it would be inappropriate or worthless as a contribution.
Countless examples but two recent ones would be his sudden insistence on calling salt, pepper and garlic "SPG" as well as his belief that Kendrick Lamar must suck because he's a "MUMBLE RAPPER!!!111!" See also: When Junior got caught on camera using gamer words, and Jack defended a sheepish Junior by looking up at him from his scootypuff and saying, "He was camping, wasn't he?"
Countless examples but two recent ones would be his sudden insistence on calling salt, pepper and garlic "SPG" as well as his belief that Kendrick Lamar must suck because he's a "MUMBLE RAPPER!!!111!" See also: When Junior got caught on camera using gamer words, and Jack defended a sheepish Junior by looking up at him from his scootypuff and saying, "He was camping, wasn't he?"
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On one hand I'm horrified, but on another hand I eagerly await the first-ever third generation Lolcow.
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random.txt is the true oracle of all knowledge.
I hope it’s a boy and Jack Jr. doesn’t name him Jack. That tantrum could be the one that sends Scalfatty to his grave.