DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Positive for phil :
- He's better at video games
He didn't get his shit pushed by Viscant (who didn't play SFIV much) to wash the taste of his dick out of LTG's mouth and ask his McDonalds manager for raise:
Didn't Viscant claimed to have saved Phil's ass from getting whooped in some FGC tourney for talking trash?

Neverless, I can't wait for Robert Barnes to take Phil's case of conspiracy by the guberment dentheads.
 
Didn't Viscant claimed to have saved Phil's ass from getting whooped in some FGC tourney for talking trash?
I think he did that and DSP also challenged him to an IRL fight which never ended up happening because Viscant has like a hundred times the maturity of both DSP and LTG combined:
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Even if the BSP segment of the truthseekers interview was a bit tame, his turbosperg investigation into the retired Renton PD female community to extract revenge on Phil for his "IT WAS A WOAMN" speech is actually funny as fuck. Even funnier is her actually remembering because of how weird Phil is and confirming the SnortFort defenses.
 
We're getting this picture personified again.
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When you finally realize what everyone knew weeks ago about you getting played.
DSP just came back from his break after the pre-stream, and stated that he needs to delay starting the gameplay because he needs to make a "public service announcement" video because someone tried to scam him??

EDIT: Lmao, it's just him getting an email from Youtube with a link to a scam website. He's stalling the stream for this and making a separate video about it. :story:

EDIT2: link to the (archived) video: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=dvXd8WkvFaA

He's now asking people to share the video as much as possible, claiming he wants to help other Youtubers not getting scammed. Call me toxic, but I think he just wants to go viral. Which won't happen, because a 5-second Google search reveals this scam email was reported at least a couple of days ago already.

EDIT: nice 2.5-hour pre-stream btw.
He can't even get early release scammed.
I never had Phil getting caught lying to a cop on my 2025 bingo card, but okay...
Well, 'lying' should be the middle square really.
 
When she followed it up with, "and I thought, grow up" I audibly acked. Everyone thinks this guy's a weirdo and the fact they remember him this vividly says a lot.
I heard 'grow op', as in the police thought he was running a grow op in his house because he had numerous cameras outside.
Either one is pretty funny
 
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So, if DSP knew all this time he was being used and using them in turn why is he only now saying so? Why did he pretend they were pals up until now?
Phil didn't know he was being used, cause he's genuinely retarded. Like, low 80's IQ. But if he did he would have done it anyway.

Phil is a beggar.

Like a whore, Phil has no sense of shame nor dignity to speak of.

As long as an interaction with a human results in a transaction that nets him profit, he considers that interaction to be meaningful.

That's literally is all there is to it, nothing else.

He is also paranoid, though, so he sometimes thinks people are going to scam him (because he does so all the time and he projects), so if he thinks someone is not going to pay up, he can refuse a potential interaction/transaction, this is what happened with Keem, he's pignotized himself so much that Keem wants to hurt him he just can't bring himself to take his offer.

Also, $50 and $50k are no different to Phil, he just cannot understand the value of money except that he wants it because spending it gives him dopamine.
 
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While yes, BSP is retarded and annoying to listen to, it’s still entertaining to get more bank leaks context. Sure, it may overall be a bit of nothing, but it definitely does 2 things:

Confirms Phil is fucking repulsive to everyone he interacts with. (Twirls and Curls fucks him up on purpose confirmed)

And

Makes Piggy sweat, cope, seethe, drink, ban and dig his own hole 50x deeper. WE ARE GETTING SOME FUCKING PULLS TONIGHT.
The little nuggets of the officer recounting seeing his house full of cameras and him boasting about how much he makes was worth it alone
 
It’s genuinely pretty funny how vividly she remembered Phil because he’s such a lame weirdo. Him bragging about how much money he makes is funny, but the camera part is even funnier. We know his a paranoid baby, but hearing a new detail of how truly paranoid he is always great
It seems like “220” is going to be a durable meme because it bothers The Guy and it fits so perfectly in the vocabulary alongside “dent” and “wheelchair.” So the cop gave us that, too.
 
It’s genuinely pretty funny how vividly she remembered Phil because he’s such a lame weirdo. Him bragging about how much money he makes is funny, but the camera part is even funnier. We know his a paranoid baby, but hearing a new detail of how truly paranoid he is always great
Lechero better start adding random cameras all over Familia DSP.
 
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