Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

He went to the recruiter’s office, child. That’s the same thing as serving and makes him a five star veteran. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. Enjoy prison.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT IS? It was up five steps, that's as many steps as Dan has sinks, that's a lot. He deserved a Purple Heart for climbing them all, only had to make camp and regain his strength seven times as well.

He is bulking, child, so he can better feed you your own teeth. Await the fist.

Pallet of a child, child

Wrong, child, you will find that it's actually spelled "Palestine".

Palate, child.

Wrong once more, that's what he made his chairs out of.

 

[femoralcanal]

Sorry if late and gay.

In case no one else posted it here, the end of this whole "your son is not your lawyer, Leslie" fiasco was pretty entertaining. If he is half as good as she says, Patty Cakes will run reeeing into his pig pen:

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

So the guy who owns the publishing house that publishes Lori Janeski’s “plagiarized book cover”-
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This guy reaches out in concern for an obvious madman’s mental health. I got secondhand embarrassment for Patrick just reading it.
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No, Richard. No, Richard. No, Richard. Jfc Pat note the use of “narcissistic injury” because it pisses him the fuck off when Leslie uses it. It obviously sticks to his soul, and Richard here happened to be the first one pig could unload it on. What Pat thinks he’s doing with the seek. Help. Thing, Richard is actually doing to him. I am embarrassed for him. Credit to Owen for the shots.

"Talent doesn't come from blessings, it comes from practice and hard work. Both of which I continue to put in ..."

Rick is completely right in his self-aggrandizement here. he has an extremely canny talent for making anyone who reads what he posts want to beat the shit out of him, no matter who they are.

edit: also, what's with the random-ass Chuck 'E Cheese's reference? this fat fuck is always thinking about food, isn't he?

 

[Bias Judge.]

So the guy who owns the publishing house that publishes Lori Janeski’s “plagiarized book cover”-
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No, Richard. No, Richard. No, Richard. Jfc Pat note the use of “narcissistic injury” because it pisses him the fuck off when Leslie uses it. It obviously sticks to his soul, and Richard here happened to be the first one pig could unload it on. What Pat thinks he’s doing with the seek. Help. Thing, Richard is actually doing to him. I am embarrassed for him. Credit to Owen for the shots.

LOL. Take that, Richard ! And don’t come back until your follower/following ratio is correcT !

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

"Talent doesn't come from blessings, it comes from practice and hard work. Both of which I continue to put in ..."

Rick is completely right in his self-aggrandizement here. he has an extremely canny talent for making anyone who reads what he posts want to beat the shit out of him, no matter who they are.

The ego has gotta be stored in the bitch tits I bet someone tests that theory one day

Sorry if late and gay.

In case no one else posted it here, the end of this whole "your son is not your lawyer, Leslie" fiasco was pretty entertaining. If he is half as good as she says, Patty Cakes will run reeeing into his pig pen:
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Enhance:

It’s a really, really stupidness, Leslie child.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Are you referring to Russ Galen? I don't think he's repping Fatrick any more.

That’s the fella. I wasn’t aware he had dropped Rick, but that’s hilarious if it’s true.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jennifer seems kind of mad. Is it that time of the month again?

 

[RussianParasite]

In case no one else posted it here, the end of this whole "your son is not your lawyer, Leslie" fiasco was pretty entertaining. If he is half as good as she says, Patty Cakes will run reeeing into his pig pen:

The bragging about having a rich family is gay and I think maybe a bit beneath Leslie. However, the successful son I think has Pat seething. He couldn’t dream of getting anywhere close to those accomplishments. Literal niggers in the worst public school systems have more academic achievements than him.

The ego has gotta be stored in the bitch tits I bet someone tests that theory one day

This opens a whole philosophical can of worms. Could god allow Patrick to grow big enough bitch tits to where he can fit his ego in them?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Jennifer seems kind of mad. Is it that time of the month again?

He’s always that mad. Everyday, there will be always a lot of ragepigging that could outweigh triple-titties Ralph’s ragepig when he’s pilling and drunk alone.

You have no rights at all, sweetheart suckling silly baby child. I have pectorals, and a beefcake body, not even an amount of fat and not balding at all child.

And no, child; my name is not Jennifer or Richard at all. Jennifer is her own person, living her own life. I am not a woman, and I am an actual man. These are your delusions again.

This is why your life is already over, stlaker child. Wait for the knock.

I expected at least 1 funster but no,they're all normoids shitting on him,it's beautiful
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Rick is truly what unifies us all, NormieCons,Obama era libs,trolls of all creeds,etc...
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Doubleposting, and there’s the quotes.


Very fat. Very faggy. Very lesbian. Very angry.

 

[Maude Snew]

Literal niggers in the worst public school systems have more academic achievements than him.

Ymunkoke him they get to fart into Niki's vagina.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, when I mean 'reality catching up to him' I mean like actual consequences for his actions.

Quit seething and coping.

He's had to pay Quasi. Even if it wasn't his own money it was utterly humiliating.

He's getting turfed by Leslie Varney on a daily basis. A WOMAN, who has more clout and has accomplished more than he ever has in his fat life, is humiliating him.

Just enjoy the show. If you're the one seething while a lolcow is failing at life, you are approaching lolcow status yourself.

Remember, whatever you are, Fat Rick has to be Fat Rick. His crime is being Rick. His punishment is also being Rick. He's FAT.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Sorry if late and gay.

In case no one else posted it here, the end of this whole "your son is not your lawyer, Leslie" fiasco was pretty entertaining. If he is half as good as she says, Patty Cakes will run reeeing into his pig pen:
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Son's license number is #55951, he's been active since 2020 if I found the right one.

The ego has gotta be stored in the bitch tits I bet someone tests that theory one day

Enhance:
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It’s a really, really stupidness, Leslie child.

Other than ethics, there's no reason why a lawyer can't represent a family member.

He's getting turfed by Leslie Varney on a daily basis. A WOMAN, who has more clout and has accomplished more than he ever has in his fat life, is humiliating him.

She also took in four stray kittens to look after in October. Patrick would have just ate them or sat on them...then ate them.

 

[AnOminous]

She also took in four stray kittens to look after in October. Patrick would have just ate them or sat on them...then ate them.

So she's not just a badass, she also loves kitties.

She's awesome.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Other than ethics, there's no reason why a lawyer can't represent a family member.

The only reason it's not recommended is the same reason it's not recommended to lend to family members - it can cause drama.

But for bitchSLAPPing a fat faggot with the bitchiest tits, easy and simple.

 

[NaggotFigger]

So she's not just a badass, she also loves kitties.

She's awesome.

That's why we and the OnA niggers would call her Queen Leslie. The only girlboss that can slay queen a ragepig with bitch tits.
You go, Leslie. Slay Queen. No simping.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.
Pallet of a child, child

He ordered filet mignon well done.

These are war crimes, he needs to be executed.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Just looking at tomlinsons on the internet

 

[Maude Snew]

She also took in four stray kittens to look after in October. Patrick would have just ate them or sat on them...then ate them.

Oh you sweet stalker child, he would have done a lot worse!

Spoiler: NSFL

Disgusting pig. Fat too.

 

[NaggotFigger]

These are war crimes, he needs to be executed.

You have no idea, child. That he commits food war crimes multiple times, and crimes against basic things that humans have already knew since young...
There's the Irish Breakfast Maruchan ramen...little baby child. It's delicious.


Also, same nigger that suggested OOKrainians to throw paint-filled water balloons at tanks, building his fence backwards,... It sure is helpful!
...not that it sounds like a rotund and shit fucking idea to unarm both the OOKs and the Russkies. It's a good plan, child. My worldview works, child.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Maybe you missed the part where he didn't try out a new skill. The item was pre-soldered. Patrick didn't do anything but buy it.

My brain glossed over that because I can't conceive of an adult pretending to solder something that came out of a no solder kit. I thought surely that must be some exaggeration and just ignored it.

There's the Irish Breakfast Maruchan ramen...little baby child. It's delicious.

The thing that bothers me the most about this particular incident is that he dumps the flavor packet in pretending like he doesn't know how ramen works. What a fucking dolt.