Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

BIG Nathen entergy (entertainment + energy)! let's go!!!!

 

[neger psykolog]

Just noticed something:

Farmer: "giving the animals the best life we possibly can, by putting them in small pens and giving them hormones..."
Nathen: "it's not necessary"
Farmer: "it's not necessary"
Nathen: "they give them hormones"
Farmer: "would you give your children hormones?"
Nathen: "no"
Farmer: "of course not. So we don't give our cattle hormones"

 

[Beautiful Border]

Just noticed something:

Farmer: "giving the animals the best life we possibly can, by putting them in small pens and giving them hormones..."
Nathen: "it's not necessary"
Farmer: "it's not necessary"
Nathen: "they give them hormones"
Farmer: "would you give your children hormones?"
Nathen: "no"
Farmer: "of course not. So we don't give our cattle hormones"

I love the unintended implication that cattle farmers are trooning their cows out

 

[Eventide]

Nathen, I know you're reading this.

JUST DO IT.

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.

never stop making entergaging content and make sure to buy a tv ad

Nathen, if you're reading this thread, instead of making Egeez an e-commerce site dedicated to selling/licensing IP's, make it an ecommerce site dedicated to shipping stuff from UAE to the US/Canada. It's surprisingly difficult to get basic items like books, shipped from Dubai to the US (Unlike, say, Japan Amazon, UAE Amazon does not ship to the US or Canada). Most Arabic book importers in the US focus on religious content, classical literature, & test-prep. So Arab-speaking ex-pats that don't want to read the Canterbury Tales and/or study for a real estate agent licensing exam, are shit out of luck.

For example, here's a sampling of (American) Ebay listings of Harry Potter books in Arabic:

Spoiler: even the used books are pricy

You can also expand to toys, since Muslim Americans also seem to believe the 90's (Evangelical Christian) urban legend claiming American Girl dolls secretly encourage atheism and *gasp of horror* misandry.

The Muslim AG knockoffs have been sold out in all online retailers for over a year:

Spoiler: dolls that aren't misandrist heathens

Anyway, Garfieldeats food for thought,

BIG Nathen entergy (entertainment + energy)! let's go!!!!

Go Nathenfield, go!

...I just want to see an lolcow success story for once (as opposed to much more common lolcow origin - lolcow was previously successful, than fame went to their head/they got addicted to coke/went through a contentious divorce and lost their marbles, etc. & now they're 'sperging on social media about political nonsense or getting involved in scam digital coins).

Edit:

This will be interesting.
the spoiled son of a Saudi billionaire seems like the worst choice for Canada to elect…but at the same time he is a gay, brown, Muslim and that might actually push him over the edge for Canadian voters

Wait, isn't Nathen running in Canada's recent Libertarian party? (the PPC says they're populist, but they also want Canada to leave the UN and make all guns legal). I don't think he'll be winning, alas Canada is pretty cucked.

Nathen should have started out a bit lower on the political totem pole, like running for a city council seat or something.

 

[Adamska]

I mean since I know he reads the thread, I don't mind him going for the political vanity run. Hell, he might actually win since again the riding region he's going for is pretty much a trashfire.

Do it; the local political ring is probably your best shot at celebrity Nathen.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Just finished binging this thread, and wow, how the hell is this guy not talked about more?

Hes an Arab nepobaby, that spends his daddy's money on what can only be called the worst business ideas ever, makes instagram posts where he speaks like a schizo (and oddly has the cadence of Coach Red Pill), wrote a book filled with his ramblings, and insists on attaching his whole identity to Garfield in a weird love/vendetta thing that im still trying to figure out.

10/10, I love schizos that come from money, it reminds me of the "Ideas Guy" meme, but if someone actually gave the Ideas Guy money.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Someone better at least be getting a fucking "I VOTED" Garfield sticker out of this deal.

 

[LiquidKid]

Someone better at least be getting a fucking "I VOTED" Garfield sticker out of this deal.

You know it’s Monday when you lost the election

 

[Eventide]

I mean since I know he reads the thread, I don't mind him going for the political vanity run. Hell, he might actually win since again the riding region he's going for is pretty much a trashfire.

Do it; the local political ring is probably your best shot at celebrity Nathen.

The more I think about his politician run, the more I wonder if Nathen's Dad (the food distributer/exporter) put him up to this? Canada's current "fucking around and finding out" attitude towards Trump administrations tariffs threats, certainly seems like the sort of thing that'd interfere with a food distribution business.

Alternatively, the glowies that monitor this forum were like "Huh, neat. I should fwd this guy's profile to the "America's secret plot to to take over Canada" team. He's just the sort-of dolt they're looking for. Filthy rich & legally a Canadian."

 

[XXXG-01H]

Alternatively, the glowies that monitor this forum were like "Huh, neat. I should fwd this guy's profile to the "America's secret plot to to take over Canada" team. He's just the sort-of dolt they're looking for. Filthy rich & legally a Canadian."

Infiltrating a party that gets 4% of the vote and has zero seats in parliament won't yield the best results.

 

[LiquidKid]

Infiltrating a party that gets 4% of the vote and has zero seats in parliament won't yield the best results.

It’s Nathen Mazri. He can’t even get real media coverage, do you honestly think an actually competitive political party would ever allow him in it?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It’s Nathen Mazri. He can’t even get real media coverage, do you honestly think an actually competitive political party would ever allow him in it?

Nathan, no, but Nathfield...

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s Nathen Mazri. He can’t even get real media coverage, do you honestly think an actually competitive political party would ever allow him in it?

He just needs to keep aiming lower until he finds a race he can win. City council or PTA. He can do it.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He just needs to keep aiming lower until he finds a race he can win. City council or PTA. He can do it.

if he plays his cards right he might even become a member of the community watch.

 

[LiquidKid]

if he plays his cards right he might even become a member of the community watch.

I mean, he was once on the board of a company that did a ton of work with his father’s company. Does that count?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I mean, he was once on the board of a company that did a ton of work with his father’s company. Does that count?

I guess faxing documents could technically be called important

 

[LiquidKid]

I guess faxing documents could technically be called important

He gets the coffee. Well okay, he doesn’t get the coffee, but he does harass and embarrass the barista making it
(I just realized how weird it is that we have multiple videos of him humiliating brown people making him a coffee)

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He gets the coffee. Well okay, he doesn’t get the coffee, but he does harass and embarrass the barista making it

well it was her fault for not immediately recognizing his orange suit with the mandatory 15 pieces of Garfield flair. Any knowledgeable woman would take that as a step up the social ladder, from barista at a Starbucks, to an assistant manager at a Starbucks.

 

[Eventide]

Infiltrating a party that gets 4% of the vote and has zero seats in parliament won't yield the best results.

I never said they'd be running Nathen because they intend for him to win. He's either a spoiler (that 4% of votes not going to another candidate) or the most logical scenario: a stalking horse (i.e. his run meant to gauge Canadian voters' interest in a rich Saudi nepobaby carpetbagger).

Note: Canada and Saudi Arabia haven't exactly had the best of diplomatic ties ever since Justin Trudeau formally accused Saudi Arabia of being a bunch of backwards wifebeating misogynists' circa 2018, leading to Saudi Arabia expelling Canada's ambassador. I think Canada & the KSA tried to make amends/normalize relations late last year, but they're certainly not what they once where.

 

[LiquidKid]

Canada and Saudi Arabia haven't exactly had the best of diplomatic ties ever since Justin Trudeau formally accused Saudi Arabia of being a bunch of backwards wifebeating misogynists' circa 2018

Wow, Trudeau can actually be based? Well to be fair, he is Aladdin. If anyone knows what it means to be Saudi, it’s him