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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
This may have got the idea into his head that not opening his yap indiscriminately can lead to doing things he wants to do, relatively free from interference.
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Well remember when he wished barb to die so he can take over the house in a letter? I bet the lawer saw that shit and put the fear of God into him because shit like that well be used against him and may cauae the autistic card to fail.

That letter showed that he knew what he was doing when he raped barb and showed no remorse. The reasoning is if he was falsely accused why be angry at his mom? He knows the words from barb can hurt him so if she did lie he would be confused and betrayed, not wishing death. He knows barb has issues. If it has gone to court, Chris would of been in prison.
 
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Big update.
Caden Michael Peck has another criminal case.
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First off, this might be big, since it might violate the probation, and in turn, land him in prison for...at least three years, max is 10 (from the weed charges).
Second, the address he is listed under is Big Island. This is big, because his voting address was in Maryville, MO, meaning it has changed since. I suspect he has moved into the Praetorium by now.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Big update.
Caden Michael Peck has another criminal case.
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First off, this might be big, since it might violate the probation, and in turn, land him in prison for...at least three years, max is 10 (from the weed charges).
Second, the address he is listed under is Big Island. This is big, because his voting address was in Maryville, MO, meaning it has changed since. I suspect he has moved into the Praetorium by now.
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So I may be right about the whole Chris having an IRL poly.

Ew.

Great find Zeusacaboose
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Big update.
Caden Michael Peck has another criminal case.
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First off, this might be big, since it might violate the probation, and in turn, land him in prison for...at least three years, max is 10 (from the weed charges)
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It seems unlikely that he'll going back to jail on this (it's a speeding ticket), but it's still really interesting nonetheless.

For anyone wondering, the offence is detailed as a violation of § 46.2-878.2. Maximum speed limits in certain residence districts of counties, cities, and towns; penalty in the Virginia State Code, which is a speeding offence.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Second, the address he is listed under is Big Island. This is big, because his voting address was in Maryville, MO, meaning it has changed since. I suspect he has moved into the Praetorium by now.
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This is the interesting part, because in order to have a Big Island address showing on his driver's license he'd have to have reestablished residency in Virginia. Also, note the date of the offence - the 13th of February, 2025. The day before Valentine's Day, which is also the day before Chris & Floofer were spotted at the pet store in Lynchburg.

The likelihood of a link between Caden and Flerper is looking much stronger. It also strengthens the idea that he still has an ownership stake in the Big Island house, albeit one that's obfuscated.

Shame that they didn't post details as to where the offence took place, but that might be pullable with a public records request.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
It seems unlikely that he'll going back to jail on this (it's a speeding ticket), but it's still really interesting nonetheless.

For anyone wondering, the offence is detailed as a violation of § 46.2-878.2. Maximum speed limits in certain residence districts of counties, cities, and towns; penalty in the Virginia State Code, which is a speeding offence.
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What I find odd is that that max speed limit in Amherst county is 55mph. Route 501 max is 55 and the other highway of note, the Blue Ridge is 45mph max. Going 20mph over the posted speed limit in Virginia is a criminal offense, and I'm wondering why it's listed as 76/60, as in 76mph in a 60mph zone. 76mph on any of those roads is absolutely insane to do. (If I'm reading it right)

A normal speeding ticket is just a fine in Virginia that can be mailed in, so if he's got a court date, it most likely means they got him for reckless driving. That is a criminal offense, not a summary offense. It's not a felony, unless he was doing something really stupid like passing on a double yellow, but it still is a misdemeanor.

ETA: @whitepaws is right about Route 29.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Going 20mph over the posted speed limit in Virginia is a criminal offense, and I'm wondering why it's listed as 76/60, as in 76mph in a 60mph zone.
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Is it still 20? My recollection is that when the Interstate speed limit in Virginia was raised from 60 to 70, the threshold for dangerous driving was lowered to 10 over. The idea was that raising the speed limit was somehow compensated for by lowering the dangerous driving number. That was about 15 years ago, though, so my memory could be off. Maybe 10 over only applied on Interstates.

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76mph on any of those roads is absolutely insane to do. (If I'm reading it right)
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I've driven both 501 and 29 South of Charlottesville a reasonable amount. The methed-up locals treat both like a dragstrip in places.

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
A normal speeding ticket is just a fine in Virginia that can be mailed in, so if he's got a court date, it most likely means they got him for reckless driving. That is a criminal offense, not a summary offense. It's not a felony, unless he was doing something really stupid like passing on a double yellow, but it still is a misdemeanor.
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We can only see the one count of 76 in a 60 on the case file, so presumably that's the only charge. For all we know, he was going even faster and the cop cut him a minor break with the speed documented on the ticket.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
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My God if Chris has been a cucked the whole time since leaving jail, that would be another amazing tally mark on the "God has a cruel sense of humor" board. It will always amaze me how Chris's life constantly has moments that are so insane, and so unthinkable that that it has to be coming from a script written by God himself.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
That's an interesting point. All Chris ever wanted for the past 20 years was to produce official Sonichu merchandise (Sidenote: Why was he always so obsessed with things being "official?"), and now that he's finally achieved that goal, he looks like he's being held at gunpoint. Why isn't he elated that he finally did it?
Is he depressed because he finally accomplished the one thing he's always wanted and found out that it kind of sucks?


Sweet damn, that's a lot of sales! I keep hearing people whine about how expensive eggs are or whatever, so who has money to piss away on this garbage? Who even wants a Praetor-produced Sonichu medallion, even if it were free?
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I'm thinking Chris wanted a whole series of Sonichu related merchandise, all professionally made of plastic by people who know what they're doing, like his other toys. There would be video games and an animated series too probably. This is why he was able to be so easily tricked into thinking he was in communication with Shigeru Miyamoto.

I'm kind of surprised he's actually selling talking plushies. Praetor must be helping him there. He probably wouldn't be capable of getting things organized on his own to make those.

Chris's diet has always been poor, by all accounts I've heard. That must be why he has money to buy toys, since he's not wasting his budget on eggs!
 
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Guys... What if Flicker isn't from Finland at all.

What if she just very interested in Finland and goes there with Chris sometimes?

What if she's from Virginia and a friend or family member of Caden's?

She seems to be influencing Chris quite a bit, from Finland to how he dresses.... He's actually even dressing closer to how she dresses!

Kind of weird when the guy in the relationship is dressing more like a girl than the actual girl. Of course Chris considers himself a trans woman so... Fuckup literally was wearing the pants in the family until recently!!

I don't know, people have said before that she doesn't have an accent.

I know that the Finnish connection is pretty firmly ingrained at this point but I'm going to go out on a limb say that Faucetdrip is likely not from Finland.

She just has a love of Finland and the finish language etc. As well as too much time and money on her hands.

Caden does come from a wealthy family, if I'm not mistaken.

So I don't think it's out of the ballpark that he went to meet with his... Cousin or friend or whatever the connection is and Chris and Fibber just fill their days doing whatever cozy activity they can cook up. So devious.

Of course if Caden is in the slammer he won't be able to see them as much.
 
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King Kiwi said:
I don't know, people have said before that she doesn't have an accent.

I know that the Finnish connection is pretty firmly ingrained at this point but I'm going to go out on a limb say that Faucetdrip is likely not from Finland.

She just has a love of Finland and the finish language etc. As well as too much time and money on her hands.
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I think it's pretty darned unlikely, but not entirely out of the question. Someone autistic enough to voluntarily spend Chris, whatever their intentions may be, is probably autistic enough to hyperfixate on Finland as their special interest or whatever. Might also partially explain why Flutter's been spotted far more in Virginia than Finland.

I don't really think this is the case, but it's some food for thought nonetheless.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
That must be why he has money to buy toys, since he's not wasting his budget on eggs!
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Oh, I wasn't talking about Chris; he's always blown his tugboat on toys and junk. I'm talking about his customers. It's kind of amazing to me that there is an actual market for Sonichu medallions and gravel. I'd be fascinated to learn what life is like for the sort of person who would voluntarily buy some of his crap.

King Kiwi said:
She seems to be influencing Chris quite a bit, from Finland to how he dresses.... He's actually even dressing closer to how she dresses!

Kind of weird when the guy in the relationship is dressing more like a girl than the actual girl. Of course Chris considers himself a trans woman so... Fuckup literally was wearing the pants in the family until recently!!
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Chris has always changed himself to fit those around him, especially to women he's trying to bang. He got into My Little Pony and Sailor Moon when he was going after Megan. He wore a kilt when he was wooing The Wallflower. Hell, he even attempted to speak ebonics when Lars called him on the phone! So it should come as no surprise that he starts speaking Finnish and dressing like a toddler when he's sniffing around a Finnish girl (or at least a Finnophile) who looks and dresses like a toddler.
 
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supersonic chris said:
Chris put lots of new things onto CWCMART

official TALKING sonichu and rosechu plushies, and custom medallions.




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Somehow missed this update, just found out about it today when someone was talkng about them elsewhere in another chatspace. These appear to be knockoffs of the "offcial" (not official just meme phrase) sonichu plushies put out by some guy that goes by "zeeb" who has an amazon and etsy store where he sells them for like 30 dollars with free shipping. They look like they're lower quality materials too, which is fucking insane to me. They have the exact same goofy endearingly off model proportions as those but it's all gross and saggy. Everything praetor touches turns to a shittier and more overpriced version, it seems.

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I think the discolored look of the "officialcwcmart" knockoff of the "official" plushie is really what adds to the shittiness n a way where I don't wanna pay any kind of price for it.
 
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supersonic chris said:
Chris put lots of new things onto CWCMART

official TALKING sonichu and rosechu plushies, and custom medallions.




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Gotta love the soulless, dead look in his eyes.

I'm not sure what could be the issue, unless it's drugs or Flutter still won't bang him.

Isn't this what he always wanted? For Sonichu to be popular and make money?

Cash might be coming in, but that doesn't mean that he's seeing very much of it if any or that this was his idea of what having Sonichu be "famous" is.

First the trolls take his creation and warp it around into what he doesn't want to be, now Predator is making a lucrative income on Chris in case he needs bond money.

Maybe they're just keeping Chris stoned why they use and exploit him and the Flutter day trips are just to keep him amused as Pennywise counts the loot.
 
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