This seems to have failed since Ashley and her PR are claiming they are still discussing the right way to raise the new grub five months after it’s arrived and Elon is too busy to answer her. Very odd seeing parents having to negotiate this shit and for over a year no less. Why the hell would go through with it before having a plan for it if it’s so formal?
But what's the point of having children if they're not really family? Just to "spread genes"? That sounds even more autistic.
The“rosebud” ending approaches. Hopefully.
But why would notorious Nazi Edolf Muskler want a Jewish child?
You'd have to be pretty desperate to have any baby with any Musk.
Reportedly, Errol has said: "The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce."
Gotta love Elon trying to emulate and seek approval of such a piece of shit he doesn’t even talk to.
It’s going to become an increasingly popular life choice for e-thots - vy for the attention of emperor Musk on his everything app, deliver a baby unto him which is promised the chance to one day become the chosen successor and ruler of this planet or another one, and more importantly get $40k/month to live in luxury for at least the next 10 years or so.
Some theories I've seen:
The first janny in history that doesn't just do it for free, he paid $44 billion to do it.
Weird because I swear I heard they were estranged for the last two years or so because of past trauma and Errol abusing his mom. Oh well.
There is no evidence of this. All of his kids are unholy IVF abominations like Nick Fuentes. I will not believe Elon's penis works until the revenge porn/sex tape arc, which should happen by 2027 at the current pace of things. If twitter fags keep up the memes about his broke dick I think he's the kind of guy who would actually release a sex tape to own the ay-lawgs.
Elon has enough resources to give every one of his baker-dozen children a significant head start in life. But he won't because he's an autistic, selfish, egomaniac who takes and never gives back. His very public mud-dragging of Vivian puts his vindictiveness on display.
Even though I find Vance to be intelligent and dangerous, I somehow still cannot see that guy as president. He's got no riz and he's got the same problem all these tech billionaires have that he's got a hard time coming across as human. I just can't see him rally people behind him like Trump does.
I don't think there are any lawsuits on remote vs. telework, but some of them might have a constructive termination case. The probation cases will be interesting because they claimed every single one of them was terminated for poor performance, despite most having good performance reviews. A private company can do that, I guess, but in the federal government it means falsifying an official record. This is a felony. I don't have high hopes anyone will be charged, especially under the current administration, but it's fun to think about.
Vance is weird. He tries very hard to put on an everyman persona through his speech: dropping -ng sounds to -n, punctuating sentences with "man." He reminds me of Obama, like he's code-switching but not really pulling it off. Even if this is how he talked growin' up in the hollers, it's incongruent with what he is now and he deploys it when he shouldn't.
