Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%
  • Total voters
    1,148
Pat's Pointer Finger said:
not really. the campaign videos of vance talking to normal people was borderline creepy. he talks to people like it's his first day on earth
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Is he autistic? Vamce thread when?

きたい said:
THAT would be actual 4D chess AND playing himself for a fool.
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Imagine being that deep in the closet that you memed yourself into thinking yourself almost infertile, as to unconsciously avoid sex with the women you want to bed for clout almost altogether, instead of, you know, just trying more often...
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Straight outta r/erectiledysfunction
 
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Oxyjen said:
Agreed, but I could see Vance going full Hitler though, he has a humorless and stern demeanour, if he starts guiding the magatards down that road and frothing at the mouth about Them, he could be pretty convincing at it.

Far fetched? Maybe, but you can’t deny the groundwork is being laid right now.
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A thing a surprising amount of people don't know is that Hitler had a first, unsucessful grab for power in a violent coup attempt (which ended him in prison and his party banned). He actually ran and hid in the countryside like the bitch he was while his party members were killed or arrested in the coup attempt. He was arrested two days later.

After this, he disappeared into political irrelevance for a few years. He wasn't inactive in this time though, as we all know. His next coup was a legal one. One of the very first things he did when he became chancellor was to introduce a law that allowed him to rule by decree and fire the feds.

I don't think this is necessarily happening in the US btw. but I do think the US president has too many powers. This history lead to the power of the president of germany getting so modified and also diminished (german president von Hindenburg basically made Hitler possible) that many non-germans don't even know that role exists. A chancellor is actually something quite different and he does not have the powers of an US president.
 
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Breadbassket said:
Clearly Elon Musk is going for Genghis Khan's most fathered children world record.
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I guess he's reading the thread
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Contracts, NDAs and payments are all decided ahead of time. Musk gets to swing in on occasion to bang the woman and see the kids. Spends all the rest of his time playing with electric cars, digging holes, building rocket ships, playing video games and trying to make it to Mars.
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lol no family court takes any of these seriously

If you've fucked up enough to end in front of a family court judge, your 'agreements' with the mother of your children are probably being summarily terminated. Once child welfare enters the picture, a lot of contract law falls by the wayside (and for good reason).

AmpleApricots said:
It'd be really interesting to be a fly on the wall there to really know what the power dynamics are like. I, personally, honestly don't think Trump is much in control. I get the impression he's more of a figurehead of what these tech billionaires are trying to push. That's just my opinion, though. At any rate that he's even close to these people is not a good sign for the US, especially if you believe in democracy.
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Trump is checked out but that doesn't mean he's harmless. If Elon seriously does something to piss him off, one snap of his fingers and Elon's back to digging coal in SA.

Executive Petrel said:
The way he treats women, I'm sure elon is gay.
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Yeah I don't get the impression that Elon actually enjoys the company of women. You never see him just casually spending time with a woman, it's always his coterie of dick-sucking men.
 
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So, one thing I've been wondering, and I haven't seen it addressed - who is taking care of Elon's kid "X" when he's not being used as a prop in one of Elon's photo ops? Assuming Grimes and her other children haven't moved to the DC area, then it must be a pretty lonely life these days for the little kid.
 
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BlewberryNausea said:
Weird because I swear I heard they were estranged for the last two years or so because of past trauma and Errol abusing his mom. Oh well.
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They reconciled after Elon became a MAGA chud in early 2024 I think? I'm not too firm on the date.
Errol claims his family thinking Trump is a faggot around 2016 is what caused a major split and made Elon say all these things about Errol being an abusive psycho pedo creep.
It's hard to tell, because both Errol and Elon are mentally unsound people and I'm not aware of neutral sources talking about their relationship.

A few days ago, Errol apparently dropped this:
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Maybe Elon is avoiding him again, and this is Errol's way of punishing him for it.

I wonder whether Elon sees and treats Trump as a kind of replacement father.

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just a banana said:
Attention opportunity - super cool! View attachment 6994095
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They did something like that in the 70s the first time this conspiracy theory came around. You can find lots of footage on History Channel documentaries, but I liked this raw footage from WCPO:


A bunch of politicians did it again in 2017. I don't think they filmed it.

People don't understand how much gold is in Ft. Knox. There's almost 450,000 bars of various fineness, weighing like 5000 tons. And it's not in a big room where anyone can go in and play around with it, it's in sealed compartments in a vault. It's not like some guard can take a bit out every day and a few years later we have no gold.

And it's really weird that the conspiracy theorists are stuck on Ft. Knox when the real gold is held by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
 
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World in Scarlet said:
They reconciled after Elon became a MAGA chud in early 2024 I think? I'm not too firm on the date.
Errol claims his family thinking Trump is a faggot around 2016 is what caused a major split and made Elon say all these things about Errol being an abusive psycho pedo creep.
It's hard to tell, because both Errol and Elon are mentally unsound people and I'm not aware of neutral sources talking about their relationship.

A few days ago, Errol apparently dropped this:
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Maybe Elon is avoiding him again, and this is Errol's way of punishing him for it.

I wonder whether Elon sees and treats Trump as a kind of replacement father.

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The way Elon calls himself an Alpha male gives me Elliot Rodger vibes here. He even kinda looks like Elliot Rodger in the picture.
 
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