Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Come on now Rekieta’s a real good fighter I mean he practices tard punching himself all the time!

A fun game he learned in school, called "Smear the Queer". Of course, in school, the other boys were giving him the head punches. Poor Nick has to play with himself these days. Since Aaron left...

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta is once again in the comments on a Stallyn19 video.

How many levels of mental illness is Cuckieta operating on that he thinks cucking out on superchats is a good idea?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

His entire body structure is intensely effeminate. Look at his weak belly, entirely bereft of anything resembling musculature. Nothing about his body resembles something that can fight. He is clearly a homosexual, but not the muscle bear homo type, but the weak effeminate type who clearly catches, not pitches.

"Slap Happy" South Park where Child Protective visits (Nick) Gueermo perfectly encapsulates him.

Slap Happy

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is once again in the comments on a Stallyn19 video.

It's really pathetic. If he's that obsessed with Aaron, just start up a stream where he lays out his side of the story. He can't even say that he's doesn't want to get involved in the drama because he's getting involved in even worse ways by hanging out in the comment section of basically every loosely related video and by paypigging Melton. That's not only toxic to his reputation in and of itself but Melton has grown to respect him so little that he just openly tells Nick (by now a top paypig of his) to shut up rather than continue giving him money.

Remember when Rekieta claimed not to follow what people were saying about him? Now he is in the comment section or live chat of every streamer no matter how small who gives him even a crumb of attention.

How many levels of mental illness is Cuckieta operating on that he thinks cucking out on superchats is a good idea?

Rekieta at this point is an ACTUAL paypig. He pays people to insult him.

Melton telling him to "SHUT UP!" is about as kind a response as Nick gets when he donates money to streamers, which he does often these days. When he tries paypigging Keanu and that Zumock guy, they just scream at him about how he's a drug addicted cuckold.

Dude!!! They're all giant pieces of shit. There is no janny, just shit. Everywhere. Kayla being a piece of shit doesn't absolve Aaron. Aaron being a piece of shit doesn't absolve Nick. They are all shit and pointing out they are all shit isn't being a janny. Aaron was perfectly okay fucking Kayla and doing drugs in front of kids for months. So was Kayla. There are no heroes.

100% correct, but unfortunately a lot of people feel the need to declare Aaron Imholte a hero simply because Rekieta is obsessed with hating him, even though "Coach" Toe, by his own admission, knowingly exposed his kids to drugs by continuing to them to bring them to a drug den even after the owner of the drug den brought drugs to Aaron's own home and then left unsecured containers of drugs around Aaron's children.

Stop falling for Balldo/Meltonite bait, I miss your good posts

What? I think you quoted the wrong thing and you meant to quote where I archived some Rekieta tweets in the Rekieta thread... which I don't see any issue with doing.

 

[AnOminous]

Melton telling him to "SHUT UP!" is about as kind a response as Nick gets when he donates money to streamers, which he does often these days.

It's so hilarious Cuckieta is paypigging for a fat, greasy child molester, whose only response to his paypigging is "Shut up, Rekieta."

That is what a joke he is.

Even a fat, greasy pedophile takes his money and then laughs at him.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's so hilarious Cuckieta is paypigging for a fat, greasy child molester, whose only response to his paypigging is "Shut up, Rekieta."

That is what a joke he is.

Even a fat, greasy pedophile takes his money and then laughs at him.

Melton, the guy who openly set out to ruin the SEO of a 10 year old, feels the need to distance himself from Rekieta because he feels Nick is toxic and bad for his public image.

Remember how Nick used to dismiss all criticism and even simple suggestions on the grounds that only he was a true "social media expert"? Great work Balldoman.

 

[Beavis]

Melton, the guy who openly set out to ruin the SEO of a 10 year old, feels the need to distance himself from Rekieta because he feels Nick is toxic and bad for his public image.

Remember how Nick used to dismiss all criticism and even simple suggestions on the grounds that only he was a true "social media expert"? Great work Balldoman.

It’s sad and pathetic that Rekieta and Ralph are so down they’re trying to get the table scraps of a fat pedo. These guys used to have popular shows on YouTube.

 

[Captain Manning]

He can't even say that he's doesn't want to get involved in the drama because he's getting involved in even worse ways by hanging out in the comment section of basically every loosely related video and by paypigging Melton.

Not true. He appears to stay well clear of the comment sections of people like elb, Sean, Andrew, the MATI archivers, etc.

Instead it's Stallyn19, Doom, NLO, WATP. Mainly where the Aaron haters hang out.

Where he will and won't comment isn't picked at random. He'd get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him most places that aren't packed with people that are voraciously anti-Aaron. It's patently obvious he's fishing for supporters for what he hopes will be a triumphant comeback. Along with a general soothing of his ego.

Though you are astute to point out even the Meltonites are apparently beginning to get sick of him. That actually amuses me greatly. Imagine how gross you have to be for that crowd to get sick of your shit?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

Spoiler: Comments (by paying people)

 

[thebigdream]

Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

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"The amount of insanity and discount of reality from people is amazing."

You can really feel the holes in his brain trying to force this sentence out. What kind of discount does reality have, Nick? 50% off? And what amount can insanity (a non-countable thing) have?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta is once again in the comments on a Stallyn19 video.

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That commenter on the bottom is lifetime Section 8 recipient Mersh. These remarks can be found attached to this clip:

From top-chart superchat earnings on YouTube with 100k concurrent viewers to a pathetic loser who spends his time a-logging an irrelevant nobody because he can't forget his penis... Very pathetic.

Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

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"Currently, there's a crop of people, including a fat lawtuber, who seem to believe I have some sort of influence over State v. Imholte, or that Lady R's lawyer is pushing something or talking to witnesses."

I do not recall @Potentially Criminal saying this... Rekieta accuses people of hating him, but I never saw Sean overtly hating Rekieta. Every analysis Sean made on Rekieta was mild at best. But this dude creates fan fiction around Sean all the time.

What a disingenuous fag. I want to remind everyone that last month, Rekieta was lamenting the fact that Sean stopped being his friend, even though he liked him.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

How long do you think before they go from "giving drugs to children that are mature enough" to "sex with children is ok if they are mature enough"?

Really concerning opinions for parents.

Hardly surprising, though. For a disturbing amount of lolbertarians, "muh freedom" ultimately boils down to "I want to fuck kids."

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Galaxy gas builds up a lot of trash, and I've seen a few videos of huffers with their entire cars filled or the entire floor of a room covered with the canisters.

Just makes me curious again about the bodycam footage. I know the gas habit is new since that time, but I just think about Rekieta's trash management skills.

 

[Melty Butter]

You can really feel the holes in his brain trying to force this sentence out. What kind of discount does reality have, Nick? 50% off? And what amount can insanity (a non-countable thing) have?

Nick seems to know that there are holes in his brain.



(I'll ignore the wider grammar and syntax mistakes in his post but, Jesus, he's a creative writing major. One assumes he put some thought into its composition. GDocs or Grammarly could have corrected it. )

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Galaxy gas builds up a lot of trash, and I've seen a few videos of huffers with their entire cars filled or the entire floor of a room covered with the canisters.

Just makes me curious again about the bodycam footage. I know the gas habit is new since that time, but I just think about Rekieta's trash management skills.

Ghost gave us cans.wav, perhaps Nick will give us canisters.wav?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ghost gave us cans.wav, perhaps Nick will give us canisters.wav?

Ralph gave us piss_bottles.wav!

This husk is never streaming again, it's too much work for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick seems to know that there are holes in his brain.

Even Nick realizes he's mentally retarded. He has literal brain damage.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Looks like Nick's streaming days are over. What a fucking retard.

 

[stupid frog]

Nick is irrelevant.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Say it isn’t so Nick! I had solid hope (and a bet) on probation violation before Thanksgiving.