The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Oulun]

Attention paid to India and her people has been rising in the public consciousness these last couple years, as evidenced in this very thread, so I thought I'd take a moment to share with you all a part of its ancient culture. It's a subject that everyone can agree is important: hygiene.

Spoiler: Here are the shatkarmas, or six actions, of traditional Hindu hatha yoga meant to purify the body.

Neti, cleansing the nasal cavity. Comes in two varieties,

1. Sutra Neti: Floss the sinuses by running a length of string through a nostril and out of the mouth, or out of the other nostril.​

2. Jala Neti: Irrigate the sinuses by pouring water through one nostril and out of the other.​

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Dhauti, cleansing the digestive tract. Comes in four complex operations,

1. Antara Dhauti, or internal cleansing,​

a. Vatasara: Swallow an immense amount of air and do a headstand before expelling it violently from your anus.​

b. Varisara: Drink a lot of salt water until your body can't take it anymore and you shit it all out.​

c. Agnisara: Rub your belly and pant like a dog until you feel warm.​

d. Bahishkrita (for advanced practitioners): Stand in a lake and turn your asshole inside-out, then clean it.​

2. Danta Dhauti, or dental cleansing,​

a. Danta Mula: Clean your teeth with a stick.​

b. Jihva Mula: Clean your tongue with a stick.​

c. Kapalarandhra: Jam your thumb into the back of your throat and rub the soft palate.​

d. Karna: Clean your ears with a stick.​

3. Hrida Dhauti, or "chest" cleansing,​

a. Danda: Take a long stick and shove it down your throat.​

b. Vaman: Vomit three hours after eating.​

c. Vastra: Swallow a length of cloth until it hits your stomach, then yank it out.​

4. Mula Shodhana, or rectal cleansing,​

a. Shove turmeric up your ass.​

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Nauli, massaging the internal organs by flexing your abdominal muscles. Demonstrated in this visual aid:



Basti, cleansing the colon. Comes in two practices,

1. Sthala Basti: Suck air into your colon through your anus.​

2. Jala Basti: Shove a metal pipe up your ass and suck in water instead of air.​

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Kapalabhati, breathing really hard.

Trāṭaka, looking at something until your eyes hurt.

And the two extra practices for the conscientious young Indian especially dedicated to upholding the subcontinental value of hygiene,
Cakri: Dilate your anus by vigorously moving your finger around inside it.
Gajakarani: Drink a lot of sugar water then vomit it up.

Regularly practicing these simple exercises will lead not only to a healthier, more hygienic lifestyle, but also magic powers like clairvoyance and levitation. Thank you for sharing a part of Indian culture with me today.

 

[Atypical Dog]

If WHO wants to kick start another global epidemic, this place would be far, far better than some lousy excuse of a wet market in Wuhan.
EDIT: And wipe out a sizeable portion of these poop bandits too. Ideally jeets should never exist but to eradicate them completely then this thread would no longer has any material to work with.

Either the virus won't make it out of India because it gets outcompeted by local shit, or it becomes so virulent it kills all life on Earth. No in-between.

Once again I'd like to remind people that when the Ganges was deemed so sacred as to be the physcial manifestation of a goddess, all that land would have been dense jungle. or at least a very fertile grassland seperating the clean fresh water river from jungle, filled with non-human life. The water is so still and dead that's there's no life in it at this part of the river, no fish, not even seaweed because they can't photosynthesize because the water is too murky.

If this is what worship is, I'd hate to see what hate looks like.

>AI-genned "Roman" avatar.
>Begs for money for retweeting other grift accounts.
>Uses both US and UK flags; doesn't want to tie himself too closely to one ethnicity, just "Western".
>Says very little; afraid to speak in detail and have his writing style and vocabulary ping him as Indian.
>Uses generic, stock right wing terminology about "Western Values" (Notice how he never gets more precise than that? A jeet wouldn't know what 'western values' are beyond classical paintings and muh law and order or something).

This gets me. Why would you do a white Roman/Greek statue to signal whiteness? I think there's something deeper than the retvrn larping - it's white. And clean. Two things they can never be.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

This girl is trying an Indian aphrodisiac to attract pajeets.

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"Girl". That's a pretty dudish looking face imo...

And that level of being fucking vile and forcing the public to just accept it is typical troon/pooner behavior.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Every time the river floods, dead bodies, raw sewage, and industrial toxins spread across towns and villages, turning streets into disease-ridden wastelands.

As if they weren't wastelands to begin with.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

We really do need an Hindi Content sticker

We already do, it's this one

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Pregnant women, leprosy victims, suicide victims, children under 5, and the extremely poor are not cremated—instead, their corpses are thrown into the Ganges to rot and float downstream.

What kind of "person" tosses their dead wife, and unborn child in a river to rot? What the actual fuck. And children under five. How can you be so callous with your own child!

 

[The Spoils of War]

What kind of "person" tosses their dead wife, and unborn child in a river to rot?

An Indian.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Can we get a Indian Content or related react thing?

Got you fam. Here are 8 true and honest, factually and visually accurate reactions you can use every day. Now we just need our dear feeder leader @Null to sanctify this blessing of emojis and upload that literal shit into Kiwi-code SAAR.

 

[kim foxx]

Looks greasy as shit. Is there any curry-based meal that doesn't look like dog sick?

its the coconut milk. when i make anything thai-curry related i always omit the coconut milk or cut it down by at least 80% from the recipe

 

[ZazietheBeast]

I love how Miles has went Total 'jeet Death because the 'jeets wouldn't even let him go to Snake Island of his own will.

Also post superior curries that BTFO'd 'jeetslop.
I'll start:

Beef Panang Curry
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Behold. Curry House. A nipponese ran chain in Commiefornia... before it got shut down by corporate retardation.



Good price for great curry. Lets you pick the level of spiciness too. Also an important reminder that you can copy the food from a culture without importing that very culture. Which effectively dismantles the leftoid excuse of 'more diverse food' by importing slave labor. Especially a destructive one like the Jeet locust. Which bums me out that Japan is currently getting Goblin'd.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Plane crash in Toronto Pearson. Plane upside down. Majority pajeet employees.



What are the chances?

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Every time the river floods, dead bodies, raw sewage, and industrial toxins spread across towns and villages, turning streets into disease-ridden wastelands.

This text unironically describes Nurglite territory. Be it taken over settlements or Daemonworlds.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

I mean curry is fundamentally gravy at the end of the day.

You have changed my perspective on Indian food with one sentence.

Gravy made out of beans and vegetables over rice.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This text unironically describes Nurglite territory. Be it taken over settlements or Daemonworlds.

Was India really a centuries-long Nurglite ritual this entire time?

 

[ZazietheBeast]

>Welcome to India Saar. We have much curry and worship to give to you.



May as well be. Went from a beautiful countryside territory to a toxic Hellpit which coincides with the modernization of India without transitioning their civilization from a dung-age society to a modern one in terms of social and religious terms. The only thing they've adapted from the modern age is how to use computers and how to rip people off online. What we are seeing in current year is effectively the price of modernizing the wrong peoples.

Also as a sick coincidence, Nurgle as a Chaos God aside from giving the gift of disease and despair, he also offers family as well as solidarity. India has these in spades... with a lot of Slaanesh, a little bit of Khorne and lots of Tzeentch. Right down to the horrifying mutations. The so-called "Gods" they worship from their myth may as well be Chaos as a whole.

 

[GaryGray]

80% of illnesses in India and one-third of deaths are linked to waterborne diseases originating from the Ganges.

Well that number is about to spike as I wouldn't be shocked if this year over 300 million people take in a dip in the river over the next six weeks.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Did anybody else see the floating toilets, and their immediate thought was that they outlet directly into the river?

Did anybody else do the very basic math that 150k toilets is in no way sufficient for an expected crowd of 450 million. Nor is 10,000 people to shovel the shit.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

India is just a giant cargo cult that some asshole gave electricity to.

Indian society can be best described as a 1-bilion-member cargo cult based around the modern, civilized world.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Did anybody else do the very basic math that 150k toilets is in no way sufficient for an expected crowd of 450 million. Nor is 10,000 people to shovel the shit.

Yeah but what if they quadruple up and sit on each other's laps while doing the sneedful?

And what if they have some kind of industrial indian grade shit-shovels?

The true 169IQ chad wonders - how much toilet paper would 450 million people shitskinned retarded curry-niggers require, and do they roll their TP over, under, or not at all considering they prefer to wipe their effluence on themselves in some kind of scat fetish themed "sacred earth ritual"?

PS: I really fucking hate curry-niggers. Total pajeet Death.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wasn't there a news story a few years back? Israel had invented what they viewed as the best Non Lethal means of disabling angry mobs ever found. It was a stink bomb so vile that it caused those encountering it to just shut down. They sold the first batch to India. They tried it a few times and demanded their money back. Because it had absolutely no effect on Pajeets.