Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Russell has no bachelor's degree, isn't in a degree program, and is, as ever, a liar.
Like this was ever in question.


An approximation of how Greer got his "degree" :
Sounds about right. But there actually is a legit church out there that you can join and become ordained in no time at all. It's called the "Universal Life Church" and once ordained you are legally able to do whatever a priest is allowed to do including officiate at weddings.
 
Sounds about right. But there actually is a legit church out there that you can join and become ordained in no time at all. It's called the "Universal Life Church" and once ordained you are legally able to do whatever a priest is allowed to do including officiate at weddings.
This varies per state, fwiw. I'm in Virginia, lolcow breeding ground, and last I checked VA does not recognize this church when it comes to marriages.

Certificate in Personnel Management with a specialization in Hooker/John Relations©
I think you mean Hooker/Gentlemanly Stud Relations
 
This varies per state, fwiw. I'm in Virginia, lolcow breeding ground, and last I checked VA does not recognize this church when it comes to marriages.
Actually, as far as I know, church weddings aren't legally binding as they're only ceremonies. The true "marriage" is when it's registered at city hall. Sometimes this is done during the ceremony itself where they'll sign the papers in the presence of two witnesses or they go to City Hall to get it done the week before. So long as it's notarized it means it's legal.
 
Actually, as far as I know, church weddings aren't legally binding as they're only ceremonies. The true "marriage" is when it's registered at city hall. Sometimes this is done during the ceremony itself where they'll sign the papers in the presence of two witnesses or they go to City Hall to get it done the week before. So long as it's notarized it means it's legal.
You're legally married when an authorized person signs and files your marriage license. This can be a judge, a justice, a notary, an authorized civil celebrant, marriage commissioner, or an ordained minister. For that last one, a "minister" from become-a-minister-dot-com doesn't count. (in VA)

You can get any of these people to sign your license ahead of time and then have your ceremony with whoever you want, but if you want the person who does your ceremony to be the person who signs your license, you've got to go with one of the above. You CAN become a civil celebrant with no church affiliation, but you have to get it done a couple of months ahead of time.

To stay on-topic - who would be a worse minister at your wedding, Russell or the guy from Princess Bride?
 
The Bachelor of Science in Hospitality Management program costs almost 30k per year
Would he be eligible for student loans? Where I live, there's a maximum amount of years you can get them, and you have to start your study program before turning 30.

Though with his money issues, I'm assuming that's a no.

Either way it's an actual study, but with him mixing up Bachelor of Science with "applied science", I doubt he finished it.
Apparantly, 2 english classes are part of the course.

The UNLV isn't even a university of applied science, it's a research university.
 
The Bachelor of Science in Hospitality Management program costs almost 30k per year
Would he be eligible for student loans? Where I live, there's a maximum amount of years you can get them, and you have to start your study program before turning 30.

Though with his money issues, I'm assuming that's a no.

Either way it's an actual study, but with him mixing up Bachelor of Science with "applied science", I doubt he finished it.
Apparantly, 2 english classes are part of the course.

The UNLV isn't even a university of applied science, it's a research university.
Do colleges in Nevada cover whore houses in their hospitality curriculum? Maybe that's where he came up with the super efficient idea of hiring a token bisexual man.
 
To stay on-topic - who would be a worse minister at your wedding, Russell or the guy from Princess Bride?
Russell. The Princess Bride priest is at least an ordained priest, and despite the funny voice he could perform the wedding.

Do colleges in Nevada cover whore houses in their hospitality curriculum?
I don't think so. That curriculum looks like it's for casinos, not whorehouses.
 
To stay on-topic - who would be a worse minister at your wedding, Russell or the guy from Princess Bride
Russell, unable to understand context or cues, would ask your bride to work at his totally real, totally legal brothel, which is entirely real and entirely based in reality, with a real location and real people in it.
 
Well, this is one way to get out of a lawsuit...
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That's from here, I believe @The Great Citracett made it, and at one point Rusty himself was using it on SM.
Russ actually made that himself using FaceApp on his phone. Can't remember exactly what he was using it for.

A few kiwis made better looking versions fixing the ratty hair and forehead zit Russ didn't bother to edit out while he was giving himself someone else's grin.
 
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