Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Thunderous Lightning]

Now that April's been paid off to disappear, and Aaron left the polycule love nest of fishy Nick jizz, it is clear that Nick and Qayla are all alone in their miserable, and wholly unfilling marriage.

May I suggest to Nick McSmallDick and Qumguzzala that NOW would be the idea time to get another Qover started up?

Think of the benefits Rekietas!
- You get to spend time with someone new and exciting again
- Nicks streaming career is over and he's merely a soonposter and pedo paypig now
- You both do fuck all to raise or spend time with your kids. They can look after themselves once more. Remember CPS found nothing was wrong and they were "returned very soon" after your joint arrests
- Both of your hearts are broken. They need to be mended
- Drugs can be reintroduced to the new polycule again. What's life without a bit of fun!
- Don't worry about legal issues. In some cases you don't even need to appear. Nick proved this when he was pretending to be Aprils lolyer on her traffic ticket

There's many more plusses for you guys, and no minuses. As Nick told us, the arrest was a mere hiccup in life. There were "no victims" in the crimes you both got lifted for.

The farms have spoken. We demand complete Rekieta happiness in 2025! Get it done Nick. Go pick up a pair of drugged party loving niggers (sorry, people of color), from downtown and move them in asap.

You know you WANT IT

 

[Pelican Bones]

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your Our Wife.

 

[AnOminous]

Really, it wasn't the drugs or drink or multiple dicks inside him that did any of it to him, but his crippling pathological need for validation.

Imagine being such a fag you need "validation." I mean yeah sure it's nice if people approve of you but who gives a fuck? The only validation I need is from myself. The rest of you can all go fuck yourselves.

And I don't mean that as an insult, I just don't really need external validation. I am actually somewhat suspicious of it.

Have I lived up to my OWN ideals? Well maybe not. Maybe I suck even in my own estimation. But if I ever do, I'm good, bro.

 

[Pomniman]

Imagine being such a fag you need "validation." I mean yeah sure it's nice if people approve of you but who gives a fuck? The only validation I need is from myself. The rest of you can all go fuck yourselves.

And I don't mean that as an insult, I just don't really need external validation. I am actually somewhat suspicious of it.

Have I lived up to my OWN ideals? Well maybe not. Maybe I suck even in my own estimation. But if I ever do, I'm good, bro.

It really is the absolute gayest thing about him somehow, even more than all the cocks he's sucked and fucked. Basically advertising himself as a hole that needs to be filled not even just on a physical level but a mental and spiritual one also. Another related thing he'd bitch about is how women never compliment his looks. He really just wants a big beefy nigger, maybe even a white nigger, to steal him from his wife and tell him he's prettier than her; minus the big part Ralph would actually be his ideal spouse, especially if he beat him like he used to beat the pedophile divorced horse.

 

[AnOminous]

He really just wants a big beefy nigger, maybe even a white nigger, to steal him from his wife and tell him he's prettier than her; minus the big part Ralph would actually be his ideal spouse, especially if he beat him like he used to beat the pedophile divorced horse.

That's why he posts those gay-ass fag selfies where he has his succubus uterus tattoos on his weak fag belly.

That is some of the most homosexual shit I've ever seen. It's gayer than actual gay porn.

(Yes I know the uterus tattoo is a shop but it's actually less gay than the flowers tattoo Kayla picked for him.)

 

[daniel day]

5K GIFT ON THE WAY BOYS!

I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE!

 

[AnOminous]

5K GIFT ON THE WAY BOYS!

I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE!

How many of those 5K grift people even remember Cuckieta?

 

[Strix454]

Now that April's been paid off to disappear, and Aaron left the polycule love nest of fishy Nick jizz, it is clear that Nick and Qayla are all alone in their miserable, and wholly unfilling marriage.

I wouldn't assume that she has actually left or disappeared. The proof of that would be her address changing in the court records and it isn't as far as I know.

 

[Desktop User2]

How many of those 5K grift people even remember Cuckieta?

the 5k gift is 5 kilograms of cocaine and the gift is for himself. Maybe to share with his daughter;

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Imagine being such a fag you need "validation." I mean yeah sure it's nice if people approve of you but who gives a fuck? The only validation I need is from myself. The rest of you can all go fuck yourselves.

And I don't mean that as an insult, I just don't really need external validation. I am actually somewhat suspicious of it.

Have I lived up to my OWN ideals? Well maybe not. Maybe I suck even in my own estimation. But if I ever do, I'm good, bro.

(Sorry for the crap resolution; the site won't take giphy, and the only other one with good res misspelled "doggone it," so I picked the lesser of two evils.)

 

[Captain Manning]

Is Nick's retardation rubbing off on me or does this sentence make no sense? It sounds like he's building his own Killdozer.

I wouldn't worry about that. This man ain't welding armor plating to a Caterpillar D9 right now. He can't even reinstall the cabinet doors under his kitchen sink. He'd have to pay somebody to do it.

Nick: "Okay, so I need you to build me a Killdozer for my next trip to the courthouse in Willmar."


Contractor: "Uh sir, I don't think I want to take this job."

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is FAT and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I wouldn't worry about that. This man ain't welding armor plating to a Caterpillar D9 right now. He can't even reinstall the cabinet doors under his kitchen sink. He'd have to pay somebody to do it.

Nick: "Okay, so I need you to build me a Killdozer for my next trip to the courthouse in Willmar."


Contractor: "Uh sir, I don't think I want to take this job."

The only thing stopping Nick from killdozering Aaron's house is that it'd be too cool and masculine.

He's more likely to ram a bright pink Mazda Miada into Aaron's streaming room.

 

[AnOminous]

(Sorry for the crap resolution; the site won't take giphy, and the only other one with good res misspelled "doggone it," so I picked the lesser of two evils.)

Nick is NOT good enough. Nick is NOT smart enough. And doggone it, people HATE him!

 

[Ohhamburgers]

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[Melty Butter]

Tweetstorm currently is all about revenge porn.


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Thoughts:

1. It's a bit odd that Nick never says "Kayla".
2. Sorry, Nick. If you want to be a purple-haired feminist, be my guest but Kayla abandoned any privacy claim when you/she published multiple lewds to 5K+ people on Locals. She is a "public figure" by your many mentions of her, her lewds, and her YT channel. Fight me, this thread, or Aaron's lawyer.
3. We're all idiots who don't understand "elements of the crime". Oh, we do.
4. On this point,

@TimidTiger never said that (that I can find), and Nick uses quotations. I know the word gaslighting is overused but Nick is the Oppenheimer of the entire gaslight project.

Edit ETA: Kayla is NOT an exhibitionist!

 

[AN/ALR56]

It's interesting how i always thought it was kinda retarded the american trope of kicking your kids out when they were 18 and let them pull themselves by the bootstraps.
With people like rekieta, who never had to work a single day in his life without worrying that his parents might not be there to fall back if he "tried", it showed me that its actually a good idea.
If he had to actually pull himself up, he'd never end up like this, maybe he'd break down and get insane because fame+narcisism anyway, but he wouldn't be as financially retarded.
I'm not saying to close the door if your kid comes back homeless, but the fucker never had any pushback his entire life.
He should had been told to get a law degree, work and get only "loans" from his parents, pay them back when he could, no interest, but pay something back.
If he fucked up because of his ego or laziness, never get him any penny again, only for the grandkids.
Now it's too late.

Its interesting to think how his life is kinda over at this point, he's 40, he will never change and in time his kids will leave his home and understand what a failure their father was, the most he will get is them humoring him when they come back to visit.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Baldo Boy has low self esteem. That's pitiable in an adolescent. However, that only merits scorn in a middle aged man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the famed “art piece.”

The fact that Nick describes this gauche hunk of shit as an “art piece” tells you everything you need to know about him, his taste, and his dishonesty. That junk would get rejected from the local flea market for being too tacky and worthless, but Nick gives it pride of place in the art gallery of his master suite.

I almost can’t believe someone so vile and stupid even exists.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So, if you know the right Chaos Cuck magic words, is it possible to make Nick's uterus tattoo come to life and control him? Asking for a friend.