Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

I don't know why he has a problem directly admitting that he has an alcohol use disorder and other substance use disorders

It's an ego and addiction thing. If he admits he's an addict, he admits he's a loser like he thinks those guys he met at the drug program are and the kiwifags win.

Also, if he admits he's an addict then that means the best thing to do is to make him stop taking drugs, and Nick would rather die than live his life sober, so he pretends he can handle his cocaine and alcohol, and therefore should be allowed to continue using. Also, it'd show that his libertarian "legalize everything" philosophy was an awful idea that only a junkie would advocate for (which is the truth).

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

This is feeling more and more like a possible defamation case against Aaron.

I think Aaron's worried too. I scrubbed through his show this morning. He declared he will no longer discuss his personal drama on STMS because he's an adult and it's stupid, his OG fans don't like it, yadda yadda. (He's said similar things in the past but seems more serious this time.)

Nick also called a witness (Keanu) in the RP case "nonintelligent" a few hours ago. (Again, by riffing off a Melton tweet.) This is all going exceedingly well.

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Aaron is just stealing more techniques from his Beg Kwan Do sensei, DSP
"Guys I'm totally done with this drama crap. I just want to put on a good show and entertain you guys"
*5 minutes later
"OMG did you guys see what Nick said about me this time?"

 

[Canard]

So the inevitable detractors will be too much for him... What a weak little man... Too bad that he won't have any actual job either... And with quality of his legal ideas I don't think he can even manage any none trial facing legal work...

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

It sounds like he's building his own Killdozer.

My pet theory is that he is building 5000 replicas of the famed “art piece.”



It’s an involved process. He’s got to order the tiny little flowerpots and metal flowers from Temu, scavenge shell casings from the local gun range, and then oversee “Lady Rackets” and the children as they painstakingly hot-glue them all together, burning their little fingertips in the process.

(This is a joke)

 

[Maraschino]

Cue an argument on the definition of cheating:

Aaron's relationship with April began with her cheating on her (now-ex) boyfriend. A friend of mine told me years ago something really simple but incredibly accurate: If a woman is willing to cheat with you, she's willing to cheat on you, with someone else.

As believable as Aaron guzzling his non-existent impotent blanks out of Ape's vulva that smells like a Japanese seafood market combined with black truffle. If you get this reference you're either a food snob or you're fucking insane. Or both because you're on Kiwi Farms.

I've learned more random esoteric bullshit on this website than anywhere else. I'm here forever, aren't I?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Has the retard considered creating Youtube content instead of livestreaming?
How dumb is that mofo? Just talk to Nate and Kurt about whoever cuts their shitty videos and get the same for himself, then just take popular cases, run the news articles about them through chatGPT for a summary and then explain the case to the camera while someone else cuts it together with images of victims, accused, lawyers and other images related to the case.

There are so many options how he could get back into content-creation without facing the chat.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I don't know why he has a problem directly admitting that he has an alcohol use disorder and other substance use disorders.

Because Rekieta has no intention of working a program and attaining long-term sobriety. You must want it to get it. You must embrace change--changes in lifestyle, changes in people, places, and things, even changes in outlook and personality. Change is painful, especially for a narcissist.

I've followed Rekieta's story on here with interest since the day of his arrest. Not once have I seen him evince anything approaching genuine remorse for the damage he's done to his marriage and his children. Not once. To say I'm doubtful of his recovery is putting it mildly.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Just talk to Nate and Kurt about whoever cuts their shitty videos and get the same for himself, then just take popular cases, run the news articles about them through chatGPT for a summary and then explain the case to the camera while someone else cuts it together with images of victims, accused, lawyers and other images related to the case.

That is way too much for current Nick to even consider. Even if he could find an editor willing to do literally everything for him and all he had to do was read a script in from of a camera he'd still find an excuse for why he can't make the time. He's in the Spoony stage of his career now.

There are so many options how he could get back into content-creation without facing the chat.

I wish he'd come back purely so we can see what pretend-sober Nick content looks like. Judging by the smattering of kitchen streams he's done, it'll be an absolute disaster.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is irrelevant.

Nick is a nobody. He's huffed, snorted, drank and coomed himself into permanent retardation.

All he ever had to his name was a touch of wigger eloquence and that's gone now. All there is now is a dumb dude who can only say dumb things.

Nick, it’s well past time for you to continue to call your wife “lady” anything.

Kayla is as much as a lady as you are a lawyer.

This homosexual piece of shit turned his wife into a whore and a cuckquean.

Isn't this the guy who said many a time that he never reads his thread?

And as with anything this lying faggot says, the exact opposite is true.

He manically F5s the thread incessantly while screeching autistically and punching himself in the face like a spasmoid.

At first blush the old cliché "if you're taking flak then you're over the target" comes to mind

That's one of those things that's true sometimes, but it's more like if literally everyone is laughing at what a retard you are, you probably actually are a retard.

 

[Pelican Bones]

metal flowers from Temu

tee hee!

 

[Maraschino]

It could be. It's definitely on the way. The most useful definition of addiction I've seen is continued use in the face of negative consequences. When he was exposed to some negative consequences (ie, getting arrested) he seems to have quit using coke. Almost all of the addicts I've known would act like Bossman Jack and keep using.

I somewhat agree in principle, but I think you're putting the line way too far down. Negative consequences was destroying his friendships, his relationships with his in-laws, his relationship with the church, his literal brain matter. If you believe the negative consequences was just getting arrested, you're missing out on all the stuff leading up to it. And you're also forgetting Nick himself said if he hadn't been arrested, he'd still be using. And he's also said he wishes he could be drinking and using drugs right now. But he's not an addict. As far as I can tell, he has an addictive personality, but instead of drinking alcohol (and he's absolutely an alcoholic) and snorting cocaine, he switched to something we don't have tests for. If your first instinct upon being told you're not allowed to drink and use illegal drugs is to try to find something else that can't be tested for that you can abuse to get high, you're a fucking addict.

But weirdly enough, there's someone I knew of years ago who had a definition of addiction, where addiction was when it's something that becomes an ever looming preoccupation that negatively impacts your life, regardless of the amount you actually indulge in that thing. For example, someone who drinks heavily but could cut themselves off may not be an alcoholic, someone who drinks one drink but spends the rest of their time thinking about the next time they get to drink that one drink could be an alcoholic. By that person's definition, if you're pre-occupied with the next time you get to do drugs after you do drugs, you're an addict.

Oh wait, that person I'm referring to above was literally Nick Rekieta. He's both a heavy drinker and was a heavy drug user, who constantly thinks about, and wants to, drink alcohol and use drugs, but he's not an addict according to Nick Rekieta.

Lmao

 

[Strix454]

Nick is terrified of streaming without being drunk or high.

I think he is also terrified of being seen streaming while drunk or high before he is sentenced. As far as I understand things right now, he isn't being drug tested right now and will not be drug tested again until after sentencing.

The guy is a total addict. He can't not use something. When the start testing again, he will be back on the galaxy gas or perscription pills whatever else there is so that he can avoid being sober.

 

[AnOminous]

Sean is just a big, fat meany

I've heard he actually eats sandwiches from time to time. Sometimes even at Denny's! With a cop who can't understand the menu!

 

[Major]

My pet theory is that he is building 5000 replicas of the famed “art piece.”

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It’s an involved process. He’s got to order the tiny little flowerpots and metal flowers from Temu, scavenge shell casings from the local gun range, and then oversee “Lady Rackets” and the children as they painstakingly hot-glue them all together, burning their little fingertips in the process.

(This is a joke)

Tacky and probably expensive. That's so Nick

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't use that cocaine because it was a fantastic adjunct to the wife swapping, I used it because muh depression."

It's fucking bullshit. Why do people do coke? Because it's fucking FUN that's why. Until it isn't any more. Until it quits giving and starts taking and taking more and more.

Clapton said all that needs to be said about it. Don't do it. It isn't worth it. You will pay dearly for it.

Nick is a goddamn walking PSA, a scarier example than any government propaganda.

He might have been on the road to a problem, but where I'm from, that's just recreational use.

You wouldn't call having your kids taken away, completely losing a high-paying career, getting your house ransacked by cops, pleading guilty to a felony, having your reputation being absolutely ruined, being considered a child abuser and possibly even a child molester, and on top of that, being The Biggest Cuck in the Universe, at least a bit of a problem?

"...my life was laid on display at the climax..."

Wtf?

He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

 

[AltisticRight]

"...my life was laid on display at the climax..."

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your wife.

scavenge shell casings from the local gun range,

He's not going to do that. He'll create his own spent casings. I feel so sorry for the local wildlife. The scourge of Spicer is back with a vengeance and all skunks and raccoons will have to suffer.

 

[Pomniman]

You wouldn't call having your kids taken away, completely losing a high-paying career, getting your house ransacked by cops, pleading guilty to a felony, having your reputation being absolutely ruined, being considered a child abuser and possibly even a child molester, and on top of that, being The Biggest Cuck in the Universe, at least a bit of a problem?

Really, it wasn't the drugs or drink or multiple dicks inside him that did any of it to him, but his crippling pathological need for validation. It's one of the things he kept harping on about as something "all" men totally need and thirst after in life but he was just projecting his own neediness onto a strawman to make it seem less pathetic and more universal. No one ever liked him, was attracted to him, or thought he was cool until he lucked into a mildly successful youtube gimmick after having already "wasted" his life on a family he only wanted as a prop and bumbling around in a career he only half-assedly attempted to have as a status symbol.

The whole midlife crisis spiral is him attempting to make up for all the fun and glamor (yes he's so much of a fag that he'd think of it that way) he feels like he missed out on by being an awkward nerdy loser in his youth and an abject failure only propped up by grandad's money as an adult. You can take the booze and drugs and sex away and he'd still find some other outlet to crash and burn through because the desire to self-immolate through hedonism will still remain drilled into the jizzstained recesses of what's left of his brain.

 

[Desktop User2]

Has the retard considered creating Youtube content instead of livestreaming?

Do you want the laziest man in the business to script and edit? Or contact someone to do it for him? He is a very busy man, you know?!

 

[Doug S]

Perfect comedic timing on these two posts, great job everyone.

Cars seem to have a nice crossover and parallel into the Nick story. Coomalot constantly crashing is a perfect analogous parallel to Nick’s series of events in his life. Especially Coomalot’s latest crash, it’s entirely his fault and of course, he blames the car. That’s Nick in a nutshell. He’s not the problem. He is navigating and maneuvering perfectly according to him.

And I have to add that Nick buying a brand new muscle car and crashing it on the way home from the dealership is a perfect parallel to him and his new lifestyle of being an Internet Famous person; he immediately crashes and burns as soon as he’s handed the keys. As soon as he hopped in the celebrity life, immediately wrecks.

 

[AnOminous]

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your wife.

It's kind of hilarious how some of the best Nick jokes are made by him at his own expense, totally accidentally, because of what an utter retard he is.