Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick, it’s well past time for you to continue to call your wife “lady” anything.

Kayla is as much as a lady as you are a lawyer.

 

[Folgers Can]

or that Lady R's lawyer is pushing something or talking to witnesses.

Isn't this the guy who said many a time that he never reads his thread? Not only was that particular attempt at interpreting Geno's disjointed ramblings never repeated by @Potentially Criminal, it also doesn't appear to have been disseminated (heh) into any of the involved principals' chats or even into Twitter, so even his tired old "a friend sent me this thing on Twitter" excuse wouldn't make sense in this instance either. The topic was only briefly discussed here, amidst reasonable alternative interpretations proposed without anything approaching consensus in one direction or another, all within a short 30-hour window in which Nick's urge to correct the record proved irresistible in the first Locals diary post in weeks. Speedy work!

At first blush the old cliché "if you're taking flak then you're over the target" comes to mind, but I wouldn't go that far since in all honesty Geno's understanding of the legal system is so attenuated that even his multiple references to "her client" could have meant anything or nothing. Instead I guess all I'm really getting at is this:

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Hi, Nick!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

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Of course it is never advised to take anything Rekieta says as truthful, particularly with the word games he plays, but it's entirely possible that Geno has confused Kayla's lawyer with the prosecutor.

If anyone has ever managed to listen to Geno, they'd know that he is unable to speak clearly and concisely. It is entirely possible he was a rambling retard with the prosecutor and actually pissed her off enough to get a subpoena.

 

[Melty Butter]

Awww. Ethan Ralph & Nick Rekieta. A love story.



Cue an argument on the definition of cheating:

 

[not william stenchever]

He is clearly a homosexual, but not the muscle bear homo type, but the weak effeminate type who clearly catches, not pitches.

I imagine that homosexuals would not want to have sex with him. He exists as an exile from the sphere of homosex, neither a bear nor a twink, and even the one sort of dorky looking gay guy I knew from my college friend group would probably think "why is this faggot trying to hit on me".

 

[Captain Manning]

Cue an argument on the definition of cheating:

Does this count?

 

[Spergichu]

muh mentals!!1! muh bad headspace1!!!

Kill yourself, faggot.

 

[There She Glows]

Kayla wanted to get high with her kids. She initially put the age at 18, but then shifted to whenever they were mature enough mentally. Nick expressed wanting to do things with his sons involving whisky at age 21, fantasizing that they would ask Nick to teach them "what's good about it". The panel are all smiles about this.

The theme was wanting to share "firsts" in the form of vices with one's offspring.

I have heard the kind of serious drug addicts Nick would look down on express disgust towards people who get their freshly legal adult kids into booze and weed. They really are a special kind of revolting.

 

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Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

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I'm imagining him sitting at his computer and each time he goes to start a stream, he comes down off the nitrous, remembers he's a retard, thinks better of it, and then takes another hit. Repeat until he passes out in a pile of dirty laundry.

 

[AltisticRight]

Soon it'll be "we gave our kids cocaine and that's a good thing!"

Instead of something far grosser, I'll just invoke his walking fleshlight slampig and his ex-boyfriend.
>I was only sniffing cocaine out of Ape's fishy vulva, it was never near her.
>I only licked cocaine off of my boyfriend *sobs" Aaron Imholte's penis. It was never done near him!
That's the sick wicked fuck's definition of near. I guess it's not near them if they can't see it.

You are correct. It was in late October 2022 on a stream with Legal Vices (Jeff), Potentially Criminal (Sean), and Divinity Said a couple months after Hedonism II.

This was just gross and grim, what a sick nitrous huffing freak. He needs to croak out. And some still think his descent into debauchery was entirely a consequence of a few misfortunes aligning.
He. Was. Always. Like. That.

Doesn't really matter anyway though, because at one point, Rekeita had THREE dishwashers, didn't use ANY of them to clean the dishes, and only fucked one of em.

The dishwasher technicians died of pancreatic AIDS coronavirus.

Who would pay this much to hang around with a fat, greasy pedophile?

-Nicholas Rekieta
-Aaron Imholte
-Ethan Ralph
The Demonic Trinity of Sektur Scum.

Rekieta claims that while the polycule was at a steakhouse that Aaron got up and showed nudes of April to a couple at a neighboring table.

As believable as Aaron guzzling his non-existent impotent blanks out of Ape's vulva that smells like a Japanese seafood market combined with black truffle. If you get this reference you're either a food snob or you're fucking insane. Or both because you're on Kiwi Farms.

He declared he will no longer discuss his personal drama on STMS because he's an adult and it's stupid, his OG fans don't like it, yadda yadda. (He's said similar things in the past but seems more serious this time.)

Oh, that's a good change for once. Let's check back next week, I mean, tomorrow.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

"Currently, there's a crop of people, including a fat lawtuber, who seem to believe I have some sort of influence over State v. Imholte, or that Lady R's lawyer is pushing something or talking to witnesses."

I do not recall @Potentially Criminal saying this... Rekieta accuses people of hating him, but I never saw Sean overtly hating Rekieta. Every analysis Sean made on Rekieta was mild at best. But this dude creates fan fiction around Sean all the time.

In Nick's remaining brain matter, Sean observing the fact that Nick, Kayla and April went to the police with a criminal complaint against Aaron somehow makes Sean the problem.. The prosecutor must have learned of the revenge porn through mind-reading. It had nothing to do with Nick snitching. Sean is just a big, fat meany

 

[Troonos]

I didn't see anybody mention this. Probably because it happened roughly around the time of the plea hearing.

To the extent anybody cares, Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV last month. That's a CW affiliated station out of Indianapolis.

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What was her take on the CokeGate? Was she a retarded Balldo-guard?

 

[Captain Manning]

What was her take on the CokeGate? Was she a retarded Balldo-guard?

As Faran she kept her mouth shut, but as various socks (most recent one being @House Cat) she was very critical of Nick.

As Faran she did apparently offer to make an appearance on Aaron's show. Aaron declined.

See this post:

Aaron Imholte says (clipped by @elb on Rumble here) that Faran Balanced came to him after the arrest with "DMs she got" and implies she claimed to have been approached with "possibilities" in relation to swinging with the Rekietas.

Aaron didn't want to have her on his show, saying he couldn't verify her claims, even though "they match up with what I know, so it seems plausible".

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I would think that if she's now gainfully employed at WISH-TV, she'd want to stay out of this from now on to avoid having a target on her back for Nick and other Balldoguards to take shots at.

Nick plays dirty, and he's getting dirtier.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I see a soonpost, I click like. Simple as.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick makes a Valentines post... to seethe about his haters and talk the 5k g(r)ift.

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He's trapped. On the one hand, if he streams while not sober, he makes a complete ass of himself and he can't stand that.
On the other hand, if he streams while sober he's booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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He did it! He said the “muh mentals” excuse!!

 

[Folgers Can]

He did it! He said the “muh mentals” excuse!!

God what a useless faggot. Regardless of whatever he did, love him or hate him, if he could just man up and get back in the saddle you could at least respect it on some level. Instead this neverending trickle of nontent is all that's left to look forward to. Pathetic.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

God what a useless faggot. Regardless of whatever he did, love him or hate him, if he could just man up and get back in the saddle you could at least respect it on some level. Instead this neverending trickle of nontent is all that's left to look forward to. Pathetic.

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At the moment he is trying desperately to convince people he had mental health problems and used substances to handle it, as a cope to avoid admitting a dependence or addiction.

I don't know why he has a problem directly admitting that he has an alcohol use disorder and other substance use disorders. Why he thinks it's less shameful to admit mental health disorders vs substance disorders is something only he knows. A cynical person might think it's all to avoid admitting the children were neglected.

By the time you add up all of his admissions it is quite obvious they were.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Can cuckolds legally celebrate Valentine's Day?

 

[Swole McPole]

At the moment he is trying desperately to convince people he had mental health problems and used substances to handle it, as a cope to avoid admitting a dependence or addiction.

God, I hate the middle classes. And particular the American middle classes. They never have moral failings. Whenever they get caught committing a crime, they always trot out the same excuse "...it was my mental state. I had an illness. I didn't use that cocaine because it was a fantastic adjunct to the wife swapping, I used it because muh depression."

Just fucking own it, you lazy, shallow, self centred cunt.

Also: I don't think Rekieta did have dependence/addiction. He just liked using coke. And because he had plenty of money, he bought it in large quantities.

He might have been on the road to a problem, but where I'm from, that's just recreational use.