Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Otterly said:
Yes.
I wonder if there’s a service that you can commit yourself to to lose weight? Like you sign yourself in and they keep you in a nice hotel setting, feed you calorie controlled meals and prevent you leaving or ordering door dash. Like being committed crossed with rehab? I feel like this should exist in the Alps with severe Germanic doctors.
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There are overpriced spas in Schwitzerland and Germany where you live off of broth and get massages and colonics etc. You will lose weight but it will cost you.
 
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I hope that anyone inspired by Anna to undergo similar surgery has their shit together enough to do proper research first.
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Anyone that takes inspiration from Anna definitely does NOT have their shit together.
Otterly said:
I wonder if there’s a service that you can commit yourself to to lose weight? Like you sign yourself in and they keep you in a nice hotel setting, feed you calorie controlled meals and prevent you leaving or ordering door dash. Like being committed crossed with rehab? I feel like this should exist in the Alps with severe Germanic doctors.
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In Australia in the late 60’s early 70’s, you could go into a private hospital and literally be kept asleep for a month or so to lose weight. An easy yet expensive (and I suspect dangerous) way to avoid hunger. Of course people who had this treatment gained weight as soon as they were discharged, so it was a pointless waste of money, just like Anna’s treatments, only hers are undoubtedly more painful.
 
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In one of the Yelp reviews, she states that she's "not a drinker" and the bartender mixed up some nice virgins for her. Or maybe he called her a virgin? Her incomprehensible blathering gets confusing.

I think a source of Anna's extreme retardation and delusion is based on the fact that she watches so many Lifetime movies. Sober, semi-drunk and/or wasted on post-op painkillers--it doesn't matter. She thinks this pap, the romantic ones in particular, are how real-life should be. I think she's based her quirky "fun" personality on these movies and storylines and is completely dumbfounded that some rich buff hunk hasn't seen past her grotesque body and obnoxious personality to see the real Anna. The real Anna that is creative and smart and savvy and beautiful and well rounded (LOL) and a thoughtful, caring, sweet heart who also happens to be a wild tiger in the sack. Crying like a spoiled child over the NYC bagel fuck-up of 2024 makes sense when you look at her through this (very cracked) lens.

As an aside, what is with Scamron's hair? He looks greasy and deranged.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Anyone that takes inspiration from Anna definitely does NOT have their shit together.

In Australia in the late 60’s early 70’s, you could go into a private hospital and literally be kept asleep for a month or so to lose weight. An easy yet expensive (and I suspect dangerous) way to avoid hunger. Of course people who had this treatment gained weight as soon as they were discharged, so it was a pointless waste of money, just like Anna’s treatments, only hers are undoubtedly more painful.
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I know I'm not the only person whose daydreamed about falling into a coma and waking up a skinny legend but... wouldn't you get muscle atrophy? Even with just a month? And you wouldn't learn any new habits, unless they were playing brainwashing tapes the entire time you were out.

Amazing the lengths people will go to avoid the reality of eating less on a daily basis.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
In Australia in the late 60’s early 70’s, you could go into a private hospital and literally be kept asleep for a month or so to lose weight. An easy yet expensive (and I suspect dangerous) way to avoid hunger.
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Lmao, this reminds me of how Jordan Peterson had Russian doctors put him in a medically-induced coma just so he wouldn't have to be awake during Benzo withdrawals. I think he ended up with literal brain damage from it.
 
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Lmao, this reminds me of how Jordan Peterson had Russian doctors put him in a medically-induced coma just so he wouldn't have to be awake during Benzo withdrawals. I think he ended up with literal brain damage from it.
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In Australia they also used "deep sleep therapy" for all manner of mental illnesses and 25 people died, with who knows how many more ending up with brain injuries.

Weirdly enough, Scientologists of all people helped to public expose what had occurred as part of their weird crusade against Psychiatry (cue the Onion headline "worst person you know makes a great point").
 
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Stroppy Trollop said:
I think a source of Anna's extreme retardation and delusion is based on the fact that she watches so many Lifetime movies. Sober, semi-drunk and/or wasted on post-op painkillers--it doesn't matter. She thinks this pap, the romantic ones in particular, are how real-life should be. I think she's based her quirky "fun" personality on these movies and storylines and is completely dumbfounded that some rich buff hunk hasn't seen past her grotesque body and obnoxious personality to see the real Anna.
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For sure I think that's how she got a lot of her socialization when she was younger and took too much of it to heart. She reminds me of Russel Greer in that respect. Just look at her infamous mannequin video: in her Lifetime Original Movie, this is where the firm informs the audience she's such a quirky and creative soul! It would be a whole characterization-establishing montage, with cheery pop music and maybe at the end she would have a meet cute with some hunky guy. But just like Greer can't grasp that romance movie behavior = actually stalking IRL, it's actually obnoxious as fuck and violates many social norms.
 
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Stroppy Trollop said:
I think a source of Anna's extreme retardation and delusion is based on the fact that she watches so many Lifetime movies. Sober, semi-drunk and/or wasted on post-op painkillers--it doesn't matter. She thinks this pap, the romantic ones in particular, are how real-life should be. I think she's based her quirky "fun" personality on these movies and storylines and is completely dumbfounded that some rich buff hunk hasn't seen past her grotesque body and obnoxious personality to see the real Anna. The real Anna that is creative and smart and savvy and beautiful and well rounded (LOL) and a thoughtful, caring, sweet heart who also happens to be a wild tiger in the sack. Crying like a spoiled child over the NYC bagel fuck-up of 2024 makes sense when you look at her through this (very cracked) lens.
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I strongly agree, and also feel like she has permanent ad copy/ young women's magazine brain. She always reminded me of an AI solely programmed by 1990s teen girl magazine ad copy and sitcoms/lowest common denominator sad women porn movies like Lifetime, romcoms. It's why she's always so soulless, vapid, consumerist, inane. She is human AI.
 
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For sure I think that's how she got a lot of her socialization when she was younger and took too much of it to heart. She reminds me of Russel Greer in that respect. Just look at her infamous mannequin video: in her Lifetime Original Movie, this is where the firm informs the audience she's such a quirky and creative soul! It would be a whole characterization-establishing montage, with cheery pop music and maybe at the end she would have a meet cute with some hunky guy. But just like Greer can't grasp that romance movie behavior = actually stalking IRL, it's actually obnoxious as fuck and violates many social norms.
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BronzeAgeOBrien said:
I strongly agree, and also feel like she has permanent ad copy/ young women's magazine brain. She always reminded me of an AI solely programmed by 1990s teen girl magazine ad copy and sitcoms/lowest common denominator sad women porn movies like Lifetime, romcoms. It's why she's always so soulless, vapid, consumerist, inane. She is human AI.
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And, once again, THIS is why I call her Sally Shine.

Sally Shine is a vapid, soulless POOR COPY of Shirley Temple in a dogshit Didneyy movie (and this fat dipshit loves her Didneeyylaan)

Anna's forced creepy rictus grin, the over the top hand movements and affectations seen usually in an adult daycare dayroom by a bored activities director forced to play another bargain bin VHS of "Golden Oldies" sung by some has been that never was and get the seniors to sing and sign along with the bouncing ball... make up an even worse low resolution copy of Sally Shine--

Anna is a poor copy of a poor copy. And I will avoid saying her actual name.
 
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Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Weirdly enough, Scientologists of all people helped to public expose what had occurred as part of their weird crusade against Psychiatry (cue the Onion headline "worst person you know makes a great point").
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Even a broken clock…
I don’t know why Scientology have a specific thing against psychiatry, it’s ironic for a bunch of people who dig into psyches and use it to control… but they have a point. It’s probably the only thing I agree with them on.
 
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