DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Unfortunately, the man with the pajama button-up-style onesie doesn’t have a loaded finger gun.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s bitch about Panda Express isn’t real Chinese food but he’s okay with Taco Bell not being real Mexican food. Phil, most fast food isn’t fresh. Lmao.

 

[Telemeter]

Rare Tricks is out

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He'll be back soon with a fat tip to own the trolls!

Gotcha detractrors! Felted!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

OK Rare Tricks thanks for stopping by, see you in a few days.

Probably just a coincidence Phil is getting questions behindDaScenes about buying badges that these guys all used to have. God forbid they don't have their RGB chat icons!

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He’s bitch about Panda Express isn’t real Chinese food but he’s okay with Taco Bell not being real Mexican food. Phil, most fast food isn’t fresh. Lmao.

He just hates it because it has Panda in the name.

 

[A Guy™]

He’s bitch about Panda Express isn’t real Chinese food but he’s okay with Taco Bell not being real Mexican food. Phil, most fast food isn’t fresh. Lmao.

This is the same dood who larps constantly about how he's an Italian and you can't get real Italian food on the west coast and there's no where that serves good pizza while having a freezer full of frozen pizza. The only thing he likes doing is wasting money on dumb toys and bitching.

 

[Telemeter]

Some devs got laid off, WPIG put on a poll: "Will he make this about the helicopter company", yes 87%, 20 mins later he's talking about getting fired from the helicopter company.

LOL

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He’s complaining that his kick sub count is going under 600. Meanwhile, he can never muster more than 70-80 viewers. Very organic.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

He’s bitch about Panda Express isn’t real Chinese food but he’s okay with Taco Bell not being real Mexican food. Phil, most fast food isn’t fresh. Lmao.

Panda Express is not Asian. That is all.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

If he did doordash some orange chicken, would it be the first time he ever ate out Panda?

 

[Lean In Ban]

He’s bitch about Panda Express isn’t real Chinese food but he’s okay with Taco Bell not being real Mexican food. Phil, most fast food isn’t fresh. Lmao.

It’s about as Asian as Panda Lee

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He just named a few chocolate bars he’s liked through the years, including a Symphony (obscure imo). Truly glorious prestream Q&A.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I looked up Phil's keyboard and mouse for anyone wondering how much of a sucker he is.
Keyboard: Logitech G915 LIGHTSPEED (costs $230, on sale right now for $123)
Mouse: Logitech G705 LIGHTSPEED gaymen mouse (costs $80)

The keyboard deal is pretty good, so if you're looking for one maybe think about getting one (It's a top of the line keyboard, reviews are amazing).
But you know Phil didn't buy it on sale, so he paid ~$310 for the whole kit.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I looked up Phil's keyboard and mouse for anyone wondering how much of a sucker he is.
Keyboard: Logitech G915 LIGHTSPEED (costs $230, on sale right now for $123)
Mouse: Logitech G705 LIGHTSPEED gaymen mouse (costs $80)
Combined, Phil's keyboard/mouse setup costs a total of ~$310.

I did not know that they made keyboards that expensive. JESUS CHRIST.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He just hates it because it has Panda in the name.

now if it was called tevin express...

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I did not know that they made keyboards that expensive. JESUS CHRIST.

They do, I spent $150 on a New Model M from Unicomp. It's an enthusiast keyboard and I'll die by it (it's that good).
But the gaymer meme/tax is real, and dare I say it there's even pricier keyboards.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol FlatmanB's profiles and shit. Guy is a Christian Flat earther

https://ko-fi.com/flatmanb

https://www.youtube.com/@FlatManBOfficial/featured

 

[Nate Dingus]

I will also never get over him using this as his profile pic for so long. Literally a serial killer doc photo you'd put on the poster. He occasionally does sad boy segment where he says he is ugly and never thought he looked good to fish for compliments, but if that is true how can he use pictures like these? I think he actually believes he is a handsome deep voiced chad.

Phil is gay for Bill Murray and thinks that he resembles him circa Ghostbusters. Not traditionally handsome, but charismatic with a goofy charm. It's somehow more deluded than thinking he's an Adonis.

 

[FormerPro]

This dropping at a same time as Phil's similarly themed old head FGC take has me thinking Aris and Phil could be some 21st century Aesop-style fable about the dangers of greed and avarice.

They both came from being reasonably successful fighting game players at fairly niche games to go on to be content creators. Both clearly share the sentiments about Arcades, the FGC and online fighting games. Both clearly hate playing games and hold their chat in utter contempt. Both very odd looking gentlemen.

However one has been completely consumed and corrupted by money and forced the rattle his cup online for scraps from the table of the mentally unwell because he's driven away anyone who would watch his content unironically with 10 years of lying, begging and self-pity, while the other is chronically stoned and can make a comfortable living streaming to 3000 people playing Resident Evil for the rest of his life.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I have no idea, this is quite the impenetrable barrier that you couldn't just slide open like it's nothing.
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Quote of the night: "Why is there sun in hell?"

Note the camera on the pole to the right. There is also one at the front gate. I'm pretty sure that sign with the red font says something about them.