Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[TowinKarz]

Neither you, or your boss Soros, owns Twitter. You pinheaded dolt.

He also clearly says "public discourse" - While social media is one access to the public square, it's not the only means. But like all lefties? The nuances of free speech don't matter. And they can't hide their real desires and belief: There is no such thing as Free Speech, only a license to propagandize. If they don't like yours? They have the right to use any and all means to rip out your tongue. In fact? To prevent Nazis? It's practically their duty. More of the usual lefty "Violence against the right is okay because its really all just pre-emptive self defense" nonsense.

They reportedly spent $360 million on the movie. Making $100 million is the equivalent of saying, "If you give me $3.60, I'll give you $1." Investors have every right to be furious over this kind of return.

That number is certainly lowballed going by all the reshoots and delays. And probably doesn't count costs that don't directly factor into production but still have to be made, like advertising.
That hunk of garbage has probably easily cost them $500 million by now.

It also got so delayed? People wondering where the toys and merch are (another cost not directly tied to production) are forgetting that they came out a year ago when the movie originally planned to release. Now that it's out for real? All that merch has been forgotten about and is stacking up in the backroom of your local Ollie's.

Just like the new Snow White, it's been known as "that movie taking forever to come out because they keep fucking it up" for so long? People don't even notice when it finally comes out for real.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"It's not a genocide, it's a war!"

Semantics are the refuge of the cognitively dissonant. Yet another meme that captures Bob's mindset perfectly:

and if you pointed this out to you, he'd spam that Dril tweet at you even though the issue isn't "good things or bad things" but "how do you know you're the good thing?"

 

[The Fatriarchy]

someone made the excuse that this is an artifact of COBOL programming, and that if you don't know how to read COBOL, you'd mistake some data for "People 150 years old". Not sure how true this is, as I never learned COBOL, as they did not teach it. Only Turbo Pascal.

I've seen a handful of twitterers make a couple slightly better arguments:
1. Active doesn't necessarily mean paying out (Possible? But there would be receipts as soon as they started investigating that.)
2. They may instead be beneficiaries to some program the original person qualified for. (I don't know anything about social security benefits or whether things like these can even be passed down or have associated things that can be passed down, so this one I don't like so much.)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I've seen a handful of twitterers make a couple slightly better arguments:
1. Active doesn't necessarily mean paying out (Possible? But there would be receipts as soon as they started investigating that.)
2. They may instead be beneficiaries to some program the original person qualified for. (I don't know anything about social security benefits or whether things like these can even be passed down or have associated things that can be passed down, so this one I don't like so much.)

Sounds like it's a good idea to investigate it and fix the record keeping to reflect it.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

someone made the excuse that this is an artifact of COBOL programming, and that if you don't know how to read COBOL, you'd mistake some data for "People 150 years old". Not sure how true this is, as I never learned COBOL, as they did not teach it. Only Turbo Pascal.

From what little I understand COBOL, it may be because of how variables are assigned and how the databases record input data. There is a chance those high numbers are not necessarily the correct age.

Keep in mind that COBOL is archaic as fuck, since it has to do more with stuff like BASIC and Assembly, and translating it to newer languages is a bitch even to this day, due to the differences in how objects, patterns and commands are designed. Drawing certain patterns out of a COBOL database usually nets a mish-mash of numbers and figures that may take some time to figure out. I wouldn't put it past behind Musk being unable to read the results and rush out to tell the world only part of what the data tells. But again, I only know the basics.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob RT'd a shit take gatekeeping metal and punk as "only for leftists" because you have to be "anti-establishment."

This is the same guy whose having a panic attack that a CIA cutout is getting shut down and begging for the military industrial complex to start WW3.

 

[TowinKarz]

From what little I understand COBOL, it may be because of how variables are assigned and how the databases record input data. There is a chance those high numbers are not necessarily the correct age.

Keep in mind that COBOL is archaic as fuck, since it has to do more with stuff like BASIC and Assembly, and translating it to newer languages is a bitch even to this day, due to the differences in how objects, patterns and commands are designed. Drawing certain patterns out of a COBOL database usually nets a mish-mash of numbers and figures that may take some time to figure out. I wouldn't put it past behind Musk being unable to read the results and rush out to tell the world only part of what the data tells. But again, I only know the basics.

On the one hand? I'd say that's enough grounds to start the whole thing anew on a modern database.

On the other? I have no faith the government could perform the mass data migration required without fucking it up completely.

Darned if you do.......

 

[Revelator]

Bob RT'd a shit take gatekeeping metal and punk as "only for leftists" because you have to be "anti-establishment."

This is the same guy whose having a panic attack that a CIA cutout is getting shut down and begging for the military industrial complex to start WW3.

Who wants to tell him about all the Christian metal bands?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Who wants to tell him about all the Christian metal bands?

If I tell Bob anything it'll be that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits and Lindsay Ellis will never fuck him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob RT'd a shit take gatekeeping metal and punk as "only for leftists" because you have to be "anti-establishment."

This is the same guy whose having a panic attack that a CIA cutout is getting shut down and begging for the military industrial complex to start WW3.

Who wants to tell them that the left has been the establishment for years now?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You who are knee-deep in Bob-lore tell me what are the significance of these.

Reproductions of the infinity stones? Maybe Bob's having daydreams of Thanos-snapping away half the population again.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Who wants to tell him about all the Christian metal bands?

"I don't belong here
Pleasure slaves indulging every manner of perversion
If technology’s the god we feed
Our sacrifice is full submersion
Life and friendships ended over stupid politicians
All the rhetoric and superstitions
Life on a screen

A simulated world that buried Mozart in a pauper's grave
And said, "Give us Barabbas"
Crucified Christ and turned away"
-Theocracy, Flicker

Bob's worldview is painfully simplistic, there is black and white, no shades of gray. Either it enables Bob, or it is worthy of destruction.

The whole Punk and Metal is only lefty is still retarded. I was going to Punk and Metal shows since I could afford to and I'm a vaguely Conservative Catholic, don't listen to it as much anymore, but I still love it when I work out. Or when I'm playing Helldivers 2.

Also, spoiled, an excerpt from the first issue of Death to the World, an Eastern Orthodox punk magazine, that posits that punk is the first step to realizing something is wrong with the world, and why the Christian idea of separating oneself from it, is the logical conclusion.

Spoiler: Death to the World

The last true rebellion is death to the world. To be crucified to the world and the world to us.
With the seed of dissatisfaction deeply planted in the heart of today’s society, rebellion has been a small key to unlock the doors of change. But the rebellion that the world has known is not the fullness of true rebellion.

Since our times have come to a point where things can’t get much worse, the few remaining lovers of truth must search deeper into themselves and deeper into the truth itself — but to get to this point a revolution must take place. A revolution in the hearts of these lovers of truth. A revolution that annihilates all earthly and worldly thinking and that nurtures a way of thinking that is not of this world. Because that which is of the flesh is of the flesh and that which is of the spirit is of the spirit.

There is a grave necessity for this internal revolution, for only by this can progress be made. For how can one help a world with festering wounds until one mends one’s own wounds. After this spiritual surgery has taken place, true rebellion is an ideal that is attainable.

In this age of confusion and destruction, the necessary distinction between good vs evil has been deathly confused. The result of this is nihilism. The philosophy of nothingness, that no ultimate truth exists. In nihilism, there is neither love or hatred, good or bad, life or death. The result of this is the soul destroying idea that even God does not exist.

The natural reaction to all of this is an internal rebellion of the soul, for the soul cannot deny it’s own existence. At this point an all-out unseen war is fully engaged. In the case of the lover of truth, the rebellion manifests itself externally in a rebellion against this corrupt world. This is good, but there are too many people who just stop at this point. Without searching any further, how can one expect to uncover the answers? True rebellion will stop at nothing in the fight for the good of the world, for the good of others, and for the good itself in whatever way it manifests itself. It is necessary to wage a revolution in the heart in order to conquer evil with good so as to have a rebellion in truth. This is the kind of rebellion that must take place or else it isn’t rebellion at all.

Video of the first issue.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The Dems already bribe preachers. The AM radio thing is just retarded. Like talk-radio fans won't just turn off the radio if pro-Dem programming turns up. The whole thing's retarded, no one's putting Bob in charge of anything.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Bob RT'd a shit take gatekeeping metal and punk as "only for leftists" because you have to be "anti-establishment."

This is the same guy whose having a panic attack that a CIA cutout is getting shut down and begging for the military industrial complex to start WW3.

this is what's so weird about bob to me, is this associating with leftists who he has nothing politically in common with and constantly punches left on. he hates chapo, hates the ceo killer, hated the wall street GME people, hates anyone who cares about ughurs and palestinians and is emotionally invested in the mcu when leftists like gretchen wallace mock him for still enjoying. yet is going around talking about what a true leftist is, while being the face of what leftists associate with consumerist shitliberry. bob has two leftist values and that's it: his lust for aoc and his lust for trans girls. his actual politics tend to skew reactionary whenever you interfere with his toys like by deconstructing batman or wanting samus to get out the kitchen

and when has bob cared enough about music to care about punk and metal? genres which have for years basically been defined by "we well swallowed up by the establishment"? does he even know who johnny rotten is? he seems like the kind of guy to listen to video game osts, 80s sitcom themes and the transformers soundtrack and probably only knows a kendrick song from it playing in a scene in black panther. in fact he comes across like a "rap is crap" guy if he wasnt socially progressive, but his knowledge of rap probably comes solely from todd in the shadows. if he didnt have that he'd probably unironically listen to drake and imagine dragons


Also i collected some funny bluesky posts discussing him

 

[Koby_Fish]

I have to wonder if this happened or whether Deep Delver is mistaking Anita for Lindsay. Cuz that's new information if true.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

There's a long-standing theory that Russian boomer subs (and ours, too) have secret orders that direct them to surface after a month and search for civilian or military communications and test ambient radiation levels off-shore, with orders to launch if the one is nonexistent and the other is elevated. So even winning the war wouldn't save anyone from counter-civilian MAD.

 

[Mac Monster]

this is what's so weird about bob to me, is this associating with leftists who he has nothing politically in common with and constantly punches left on. he hates chapo, hates the ceo killer, hated the wall street GME people, hates anyone who cares about ughurs and palestinians and is emotionally invested in the mcu when leftists like gretchen wallace mock him for still enjoying. yet is going around talking about what a true leftist is, while being the face of what leftists associate with consumerist shitliberry. bob has two leftist values and that's it: his lust for aoc and his lust for trans girls. his actual politics tend to skew reactionary whenever you interfere with his toys like by deconstructing batman or wanting samus to get out the kitchen

The slop he consumes solely dictates Bob's worldview. Bob is left-leaning simply because most of the pop culture he enjoys is made by left-leaning people. He hopes that by sharing the same political viewpoints as them, they'll recognize his 'genius' and give him the respect he so desperately wants. It's amusing seeing him larp as punk or anti-establishment when he's the establishment's biggest dick sucker.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

The slop he consumes solely dictates Bob's worldview. Bob is left-leaning simply because most of the pop culture he enjoys is made by left-leaning people. He hopes that by sharing the same political viewpoints as them, they'll recognize his 'genius' and give him the respect he so desperately wants. It's amusing seeing him larp as punk or anti-establishment when he's the establishment's biggest dick sucker.

but heres the thing, he seems to enjoy the sloppiest of slop and lets that override any politics. like to him the leftism of alan moore is inferior to mulan 2020 for example. he also refuses to enjoy socially liberal franchises like mass effect at their peak in favor of watching more godzilla

 

[JayHarrison]

[18Feb#01a] This. Means. War.

Moviebob: "I right for Good, against evil."

Also Moviebob: "Magneto was right: We need to implement the cruelest means imaginable to cleanse the world of lesser beings."

For the record, I don't hate you at all Bobby; hate could hardly have sustained my work throughout these years.

I also don't hate Moviebob... but that's only because hate isn't a strong enough word to describe my feelings toward that creature.

[2020.02.18-02] Someone points out that, no matter how much you resent other people for voting Trump, we are in the same boat and we have to see each other through the predicament. [...] Bobby of course has a second opinion.

Which, naturally, sound and smells like shit.

Once again, Moviebob doesn't have any reservations about using violence as a tactic against others.

Resentment is raw emotion: it has neither discipline nor goals. (Just ask yourself: what is the "goal" of happiness? What is the "goal" of being sad?) You can, if you absolutely must, make it your goal to cultivate more and more resentment, but all that resentment would lead you up is an early grave.

But... but... angaa is how you WIN.

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[2025.02.18-05] Tom Homan rightly calls AOC "the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress"...

"This has been my TED talk. I'm Tom Holman."

...who "would educate criminal illegal aliens, who are in the country illegally, and convicted a violent crime. You have a congress woman that does not want ICE to do the job that Congress has mandated them to do."

Not only is Homan not wrong, Homan is objectively correct.

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[2025.02.18-07] Bobby suspects that Musk and his young cavalcade in DOGE might commit mass suicide...

...Resulting from Moviebob bashing their skulls in with an aluminum baseball bat with "DUH!" written on it.

...all with bullet holes at the back of their heads.

Or the Führer Hillary method.

Looks like DOGE is cutting wasteful spending by $729,000,000.

As far as @eclectictastes' comment is concerned: From Moviebob's ass to whcih god's ears? Hades? Anubis? Hel? Shinigami? Kali? Pluto? Ah Puch? Mictlantecuhtli? They're the only ones who are listening.

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[2025.02.18-09]

Fauxcahontas is only pissed because it's not the Democrats accessing people's confidential tax information for political exploitation.

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[2025.02.18-10a] Musk discovered the oldest human beings ever on record -- right here in your neighborhood!

Move over Hong Kong! Move over Japan! Mediterranean diet? I hardly knew ya! The territory with by far the highest life expectancy is the Land of the McD's.

And Moutntain Dew chicken.

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[2025.02.18-11]

I wish I had Musk's congenital "cringe mediocrity".

Everyone posting in this image, like Moviebob, is merely crings; they're not good enough to treat as mediocrities.

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[2025.02.18-13]

Such as Moviebob bashing Musk's skull in with an aluminum baseball bat with "DUH!" written on it.

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[2025.02.18-16]

No, Jamelle. The stupidest thing I've read today is Moviebob's response to your post.

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[2025.02.18-17]

The only country being burnt down by "they" is Moviebob's native Dumbfuckistan.

Like this?

Courtesy of podcaster Matt Christiansen, here's the Village People cut of this incident.

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[2025.02.18-22]

My first guess as to Moviebob's next piece of art: Bob self-cast as Li'l Slugger/Shonen Bat (from the anime Paranoia Agent) bashing innocent people's skulls in with an aluminum baseball bat with "DUH!" written on it. (I think I've found a new running gag with that line.)

Can anyone show me examples of Bobby's drawing?

Do you really want someone to repost Moviebob removing Yoshi's shoes and giving the poor dino badly drawn feet?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can anyone show me examples of Bobby's drawing?

Do you really want someone to repost Moviebob removing Yoshi's shoes and giving the poor dino badly drawn feet?

Yes. Yes he does.