Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Creepypasta Mario]

Having recently skimmed this whole saga, Jason Maldy is a unique lolcow where his lifestyle is streaming 12 hours per day while nobody has the energy to sit through that shit because of how boring he is- yet we still have plenty of funny material thanks to his huge ego and metaphorical online skidmarks in the furry community.

I feel like there'd be more potential looking into Shaye/RiverMakes old tweets, she is 8 years younger than him and there must be more stuff in old social media posts of somebody who is a furry pooner in a depressing relationship. She works a job and handles all the ferrets alone while also being berated by Jason publicly on stream, the only reason to stick around is furry business + bad family relationship + money. So basically considering Jason's asshole behaviour maybe there could be revealing posts about his shitty character or odd habits from the people that surround him on their social media.

Not saying this violates the "No Trolling Plans" but be careful discussing plans or ideas like this when there's a chance the targets might be reading the thread. They might try to scorch earth their history for damage control, and if Shaye's under Jason's thumb that much, there's a high chance she will do this.

 

[Gravemind]

when there's a chance the targets might be reading the thread.

Or, you know. The retards who actively cowtip will use any and all information to have a public spergout.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I for one, am happy to observe and not cowtip.
I feel bad for his whatever she is? Wife?
Mald probably groomed her and has convinced her she can't make it on her own or away from him. You can see him knocking her down constantly.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

He is still coping and seething and taking the bait like the true lolcow he is.

I wish I could force Jason to attempt explaining to his viewers how exactly "review botting" works for a paid steam game.

 

[MercuryMan]

I wish I could force Jason to attempt explaining to his viewers how exactly "review botting" works for a paid steam game.

Ah yes 2 negatively written reviews a day is botting.
Another pathetic attempt at controlling the narrative.
It's hilarious that his excuse for steam backlash is "people from wow botting me" when there's a big yellow abandonware label on his page.
I'm so glad customer support told him to push a real update to remove the tag.

 

[Lost in Place420]

I may look deeper later.

What are you using to do this? I might do this against my self as this seems pretty unique if your getting passwords and hashes.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wasn't Mald going to release a "Heckin video to own the trolls"?
That's why he stopped streaming wasn't it?

 

[Black Lodge Baby]

Behold the biggest fraud on Twitch: Talking about ur accomplishments.

Blizzard and Heartbound are nearly equal in time spent. Makes me wonder how much he really did in Blizzard.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Blizzard and Heartbound are nearly equal in time spent. Makes me wonder how much he really did in Blizzard.

He was a QA nigger monkey that was there because his dad worked at Blizzard. He did jack shit. They probably gave him a shot early on but when they realized he was retarded they just put him in a corner doing busy work.

 

[gorgon]

What are you using to do this? I might do this against my self as this seems pretty unique if your getting passwords and hashes.

I might be completely wrong but it looks like he's using something similar to an OSINT telegram bot

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I wish I could force Jason to attempt explaining to his viewers how exactly "review botting" works for a paid steam game.

He does. Well, he tries anyway:

It's channel points, guys!!!!111oneone. Fucking Mald thinks people watch (probably hundreds of) hours of his shitty streams just to post "mana gem" on ShartBound page. Insane behavior, bud.
Also, notice the magical "game development" in the background. Truly, Mald is the Master Programmer.

Bonus clip with some funny stuff:

LITERALLY SHAKING RN!!! Diablo 4 did nothing wrong.

 

[R E T A R D E D]

Bonus clip with some funny stuff:
<snip>

OH WOE IS ME. I MAKE MILLIONS AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MY REALLY SHITTY ATTITUDE AND STRAIGHT OUT BULLSHIT. NO! YOU'RE WRONG RETARD.

Holy fuck how does someone sit through hours of this shit. I'd proposition that we create a drinking game out of watching Malds stream.

1. If Mald mentions working at Blizzard, working on heartbound or being a L33T HACKERMANS - 1 Sip
2. If Mald bans someone publicly - 1 Sip
3. If Mald starts to cry about his life - 1 Sip
4. If Mald starts creating / editing some of his garbage WELL OPTIMISED code - 1 Sip
5. If Mald talks about his ferret fetish - 1 Sip
6. If Mald makes no progress on Heartbound for the entire stream - Finish your drink

It's not as bad as the goblin slayer drinking game, but it should be good enough to fuck you up,

 

[Gravemind]

OH WOE IS ME. I MAKE MILLIONS AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MY REALLY SHITTY ATTITUDE AND STRAIGHT OUT BULLSHIT. NO! YOU'RE WRONG RETARD.

Holy fuck how does someone sit through hours of this shit. I'd proposition that we create a drinking game out of watching Malds stream.

1. If Mald mentions working at Blizzard, working on heartbound or being a L33T HACKERMANS - 1 Sip
2. If Mald bans someone publicly - 1 Sip
3. If Mald starts to cry about his life - 1 Sip
4. If Mald starts creating / editing some of his garbage WELL OPTIMISED code - 1 Sip
5. If Mald talks about his ferret fetish - 1 Sip
6. If Mald makes no progress on Heartbound for the entire stream - Finish your drink

It's not as bad as the goblin slayer drinking game, but it should be good enough to fuck you up,

I would need at least more than one bottle of my choice of drink considering the average length of the stream and I would probably die from liver failure well before he finishes the stream.

 

[Luecke]

He does. Well, he tries anyway:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAdQborstkg&t=13091s

Bonus clip with some funny stuff:

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LITERALLY SHAKING RN!!! Diablo 4 did nothing wrong.

Does someone have the clip of the snupy death?

Also funny that he crys. His lies are catching up to him. I couldnt watch myself in the mirror. I really hope that some big streamer brings everything in this Thread to the mainstream. He is so weak, poor dude


About the reviews. Can you do a review if you buy it, play abit and then refund? And is it possible to delete reviews from Steam?

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Does someone have the clip of the snupy death?

Stolen from LSF.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Can you do a review if you buy it, play abit and then refund

Yes, but the review will get a qualifier "Product refunded". Here's an example:

And is it possible to delete reviews from Steam?

Valve can, developers cannot. If they think a review is fraudulent they can report it, but Valve has the final say.

 

[el gordo]

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'apologize? apologize for what?'
there will be milk for years

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I would need at least more than one bottle of my choice of drink considering the average length of the stream and I would probably die from liver failure well before he finishes the stream.

And he didn't even add the "uses mspaint to explain simple things." to the drink list.

He could prove he's a game developer but updating his game any day of the week on steam, but its still 14 months.

 

[Vampirdžija]

Not saying this violates the "No Trolling Plans" but be careful discussing plans or ideas like this when there's a chance the targets might be reading the thread. They might try to scorch earth their history for damage control, and if Shaye's under Jason's thumb that much, there's a high chance she will do this.

Oh for sure, I strictly follow the no cowtipping rules, but like other kiwis said- it's just not interesting to read through a pooner's post history so I won't do it myself, especially after twitter had large changes and a lot of scripts and extensions broke. I just wanted to ramble about how dysfunctional their lifestyle in that house is, considering there's over 50 ferrets being taken care of by a single person.

Considering Jason's history of DMCAing videos and trying to get info on himself deleted, I feel like any "old info" that can come up will come from people who interacted with him on second life or were in those dramas if they happen across his current drama.

 

[Forklift Certified]

OH WOE IS ME. I MAKE MILLIONS AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MY REALLY SHITTY ATTITUDE AND STRAIGHT OUT BULLSHIT. NO! YOU'RE WRONG RETARD.

Holy fuck how does someone sit through hours of this shit. I'd proposition that we create a drinking game out of watching Malds stream.

1. If Mald mentions working at Blizzard, working on heartbound or being a L33T HACKERMANS - 1 Sip
2. If Mald bans someone publicly - 1 Sip
3. If Mald starts to cry about his life - 1 Sip
4. If Mald starts creating / editing some of his garbage WELL OPTIMISED code - 1 Sip
5. If Mald talks about his ferret fetish - 1 Sip
6. If Mald makes no progress on Heartbound for the entire stream - Finish your drink

It's not as bad as the goblin slayer drinking game, but it should be good enough to fuck you up,

Im to pussy for a drinking game but i made a bingo card based on his past behavior... So anyone who suffering through his stream for milk please enjoy this little game in the meantime...