Kiwi Farms Reviews

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Kiwi Farms is basically the abusive father who comes home from work drunk, sees that his kid got a D in Maths, and then removes his belt slowly while staring the kid right in the eyes.

Lol no we're the father who screams at the kid not to shit on the carpet while getting so drunk we can't stand up, never leaving the lounge chair.
 
Can I self-post my own salt here? HOW THE FUCK DID ALL THOSE COWS LEARN ABOUT KF REVIVAL BEFORE MEEE?!?!?!?!?!?111?

(First post on reanimated farms :lol: feelsgoodman)

You weren't F5ing kiwifarms.net like a brain-damaged gibbon? There's your problem, mate - not enough :autism:

Welcome back.
 
It has been nice to catch up with PMs, profile exchanges and 140 notifications :lol:
not enough :autism:

I'm so neurotypical I didn't even see the site's "coming back" countdown, only read about it on second-hand accounts today... for shame...

To be honest though I kept strong for over 2 weeks, until the CWCki Club started becoming too boring to visit daily, without any news of a true KF revival. If I had kept up for a few more days I'm sure I'd have been here again from day 1... oh well, better late than never.

(Sorry for off-topic, it's just good to be back!)
 
Isn't that twitter for Null's mother run by Vordrak?
Nah, it was run by Donny Long, one of Vordrak's attack dogs. I believe it recently got banned, though.

Pretty great that nobody bothered to look at the link in the profile to notice that it was smearing Null and his family. Or hell, even just look at the tweets themselves and see him screeching in all caps about how he's going to shut down the Farms.
 
Nah, it was run by Donny Long, one of Vordrak's attack dogs. I believe it recently got banned, though.

Pretty great that nobody bothered to look at the link in the profile to notice that it was smearing Null and his family. Or hell, even just look at the tweets themselves and see him screeching in all caps about how he's going to shut down the Farms.

That would require people to read.
 
Drama in the rat king. @Feline Darkmage @yawning sneasel do you know which rat is the originator of this?

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Kaynisha Welcome (known to go by the names "Saturn" or "Weather" interchangeably) is a pathological liar, serial emotional abuser, and a conspirator in Kiwi Farms harassment against myself and my partners, and by extension, some of y'all. Pictured below are some of her alternate accounts.

Kaynisha was (until recently) dating both of my girlfriends, and two of my metamours, one of whom lives with us 90% of the time, the other of whom resides very close. She will constantly seek out new additions to her supposedly "poly" relationship, yet willfully neglect the partners she already has unless she believes she can soak up their attention without returning any of it herself, to a point where it's arguably toxic and unhealthy. She has repeatedly gone behind my girlfriends' backs in concerted efforts to conceal her activities regarding her relationships from us.

What makes this especially unsettling is that many of these people are known abusers or antagonizers, some of which have directly targeted my partners and I, including but not limited to one Shiloh Anne Marie/Autumn Michelle Whitehead, who we are confident leaked sensitive information about my partners and I to Kiwi Farms after they began their attack on one of my girlfriends. We consulted her individually about the danger of remaining involved with Shiloh, and she pretended to agree and shrug it off, while secretly remaining involved with her even while she routinely acted transphobic towards us in messages between Kaynisha and her. One of these messages specifically states her desire to, and I quote, "bash" my girlfriend's face in. It's also worth noting that Kaynisha allowed people to believe that one of my girlfriends (age 32) was much older than she is, which I can only assume is an attempt to make her look predatory. Whether Kaynisha instigated this rumor or not, I do not know, but she regurgitated it, as did some of her friends.

Kaynisha has also lied to multiple people, some of whom are friends, some of whom are mutuals, about the conditions in which we live and the behaviors of my partners. She has attempted to say that we keep "no food in the house", even though we go well out of our way to considering we have disabled people living here, and that we routinely make her feel "neglected" and "abused". She has attempted to paint us as abusive towards her and has likely damaged several friendships which we're still probably not aware of.

On top of this, and this is the part which infuriates me the most, Kaynisha willfully pretended for several months to identify as trans and specifically told us that she preferred a different set of pronouns, which we obliged, because we figured "Oh, hey, obviously we ought to validate them, right?". But apparently Kaynisha was "only doing the trans thing so we wouldn't hate her", as if to imply that we somehow pressured or groomed her into identifying a certain way when that is absolutely 100% bullshit on top of bullshit. But, apparently since we "bash cis people all the time", that counts.

Kaynisha has also been discovered to have made ableist DIDphobic remarks directed toward my girlfriends (both of whom are systems) behind their backs, even after having everything explained in great detail to her.

We have a number of screencaps available upon request. I'm unsure how many of you remain mutuals with her currently, however, myself and everyone I live with can confirm that Kaynisha Welcome is a toxic and unsafe presence and I'd personally urge everyone to act within the best interest of your friends.

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Of course this sperg is "anti-fascist"

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Hey fellow kiwifarmers last I counted my TIHn (tranny into homelessness) score was at 6, do you know of any other potential victims I could drive into homelessness since it's been a while since I bumped my TIHn score here at Kiwi Farms where we are successful in driving transsexual people into homelessness by posting words on the Internet?

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