StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Styx on his way back to NOLA, Samantha's been awful quiet they may have reconciled after all the freak needs a tour guide. @Laylithe deets???
Also, he's proclaiming on X that, goddammit, he's NOT lazy!

No. Of course not. But he's not exactly very high functioning anymore, either, as he churns out inferior content at a drunk's pace. He played at being Captain Styx von Hexenhammered yesterday, too.
 
Also, he's proclaiming on X that, goddammit, he's NOT lazy!

No. Of course not. But he's not exactly very high functioning anymore, either, as he churns out inferior content at a drunk's pace. He played at being Captain Styx von Hexenhammered yesterday, too.
He's got the same problem that Jeremy has with none of the financial savvy. Jeremy has done nothing but post copious videos all day every day and he has a huge pile of money, but the things making him miserable can't be solved with money. Styx is like Jeremy without the money or the adipose. They're right, they aren't LAZY, what they are is superfluous and pointless people existing without aim or purpose.
 
Funny that she is catching this show about Ashley St. Clair riding that hypergamy train by baby-trapping Elon Musk. As Naijella tried and failed to do the same thing

I don't know. I don't think I'd touch that filter-faced thing with even Styx's dick. I don't want to get emailed photographs of her menstrual clots or have her traipsing after me on the internet, meddling in my affairs.

But Elon Musk is bulletproof against e-thot volleys. He just fucks 'em and forgets them, after giving them a little stipend. Maybe the schwarzer could get her pot of gold from him.

Jeremy has done nothing but post copious videos all day every day and he has a huge pile of money,

My feed is filled with Quartering shorts that are about one thing and one thing only— pointing at dumb, blue-haired animals and laughing. You're right. That's pretty pointless. Good for oxy money, perhaps.
 
He just fucks 'em and forgets them,
In the case of Elon, he doesn't even do that, at least not to ensure the conception. He does his mass conceptions by way of IVF. Why is this important? Ideally, when a man and a woman decide to have a child together, it is after securing a bond amongst themselves to make a stable family unit. Elon doesn't even put on airs about caring about his procreation partner or it being a lifetime bond (I suppose some credit can be given for his honesty), he only cares about producing a child and moving on.

In the case of Styx, he's just looking to fuck and forget to tally up an impressive variety of partners and will even urge abortion if an unwanted pregnancy happens, as happened with Laylithe some years back.

In both cases, it is just a solitary person who seeks no true bonds and finds none.
 
In the case of Elon, he doesn't even do that, at least not to ensure the conception. He does his mass conceptions by way of IVF. Why is this important?
Apparently the IVF thing is because Elon's genital equipment is broken and requires either a penis pump or a penis implant rod. I can't imagine being the richest guy in the world and having a broken penis and also the tech to fix everything is on the horizon but not quite there. Man, what a fate.
Now imagine being a semi popular youtuber and having everything you need to be "all set" and going from a not-really-a-lolcow guy who gives hot takes to being a complete wreck, being a slave to Jeremy Hamburgular, editing fake and gay books and grimoires for chump-shekels and editing a grimoire for a abandoned daughter, having plowed every BPD slag he ever laid eyes on and being haunted by said slags and living at home with mommy and having panic attacks whenever leaving Castle Warwick on Chasanna in the Hamlet of Rutland. I can't even listen to his crap anymore. He adds no value to anything he reports and he never fact checks himself or does any proper callbacks, always declaring he was right about some feeble prediction but ignoring his massive failures and deleting videos that show him in a bad light.
But yeah, imagine being able to afford any puss-puss on demand and having a shattered penis.

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Styx on his way back to NOLA, Samantha's been awful quiet they may have reconciled after all the freak needs a tour guide. @Laylithe deets???

Deets? He's said there are other women more deserving than I am of him, so I'm letting Sarah TN from twitter enjoy him in New Orleans while I take care of my finances and kids, and Mel over in NY can cry about him too. Oh wait, he's totally traveling alone and didn't make plans with the older woman he dumped me to fuck and then crawl back to me begging me to take him back. He's got my life by the balls and no one actually cares so if I die from aids or catch herpes from these events just know I didn't want to, I just wanted a monogamous relationship with one person! The next person who sticks their dick in me is gonna have to commit because I've been told "no one else is allowed to have this pussy" and I'll lose what instable stability I currently have if anyone else tries to pursue that, not that anyone will who the hell wants jilted Tarl pussy. He thinks there's no one else in the world that would love me or provide for me in the way he does, and he's probably right. He's done a fine job of making me hate the idea of loving anyone else and dragging me so hard that I just cant care unless its for my kids. I'm gonna pray he chooses to redeem himself because my heart is unrepairable at this rate and clearly I'm beyond redemption for insisting I both do and don't want him.

What's an appropriate way to treat someone who's eating other women's vaginas while professing some undying love for me? Apparently being upset about it isn't okay and if I pretend all is well I'm a psycho.

How's that for deets? Probably just rambly word salad cause no one gives a shit about me I'm just the BPD side chick whos on drugs and abandoned her kids for this guy, right? (Not!) I'll await the phone call telling me I'm retarded for posting here and that I'm self-destructive for doing so. I'm tired, guys. I just want my happy life back and for everyone to stop being so fucking discouraging about me having one.
 
He's got my life by the balls and no one actually cares so if I die from aids or catch herpes from these events just know I didn't want to, I just wanted a monogamous relationship with one person!
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What's this about him possibly giving you AIDS and Herpes? Did he force you to drink someone else's blood or did he cheat and plunder someone's else's booty without your consent? Did he share too many of his doubloons and used drug needles with you, or discover his burred treasure was filled with Blood Bags?
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Deets? He's said there are other women more deserving than I am of him, so I'm letting Sarah TN from twitter enjoy him in New Orleans while I take care of my finances and kids, and Mel over in NY can cry about him too. Oh wait, he's totally traveling alone and didn't make plans with the older woman he dumped me to fuck and then crawl back to me begging me to take him back. He's got my life by the balls and no one actually cares so if I die from aids or catch herpes from these events just know I didn't want to, I just wanted a monogamous relationship with one person! The next person who sticks their dick in me is gonna have to commit because I've been told "no one else is allowed to have this pussy" and I'll lose what instable stability I currently have if anyone else tries to pursue that, not that anyone will who the hell wants jilted Tarl pussy. He thinks there's no one else in the world that would love me or provide for me in the way he does, and he's probably right. He's done a fine job of making me hate the idea of loving anyone else and dragging me so hard that I just cant care unless its for my kids. I'm gonna pray he chooses to redeem himself because my heart is unrepairable at this rate and clearly I'm beyond redemption for insisting I both do and don't want him.

What's an appropriate way to treat someone who's eating other women's vaginas while professing some undying love for me? Apparently being upset about it isn't okay and if I pretend all is well I'm a psycho.

How's that for deets? Probably just rambly word salad cause no one gives a shit about me I'm just the BPD side chick whos on drugs and abandoned her kids for this guy, right? (Not!) I'll await the phone call telling me I'm retarded for posting here and that I'm self-destructive for doing so. I'm tired, guys. I just want my happy life back and for everyone to stop being so fucking discouraging about me having one.
Well, that was certainly a lot of information.
 
Am I the only one who comes here not because they hate Tarl but because they are unhappy with the quality of his videos and livestreams these days?
Outside of a few angry exs, I doubt many people here actually hate Tarl. We just love a good train crash, and we know we can't stop him from self destructing. Although he faces jail time in New Orleans, you don't really see people rooting for that as an outcome. OK. Another week or two would probably spawn some entertaining stories like last time. But that is just about it.

If you know what page they are on that would be handy.

On his income, Jeremy Fatburger Hambley said his bail at 4000 bucks was a months of income or something like that in a video where he mentioned Tarl needing a bailout from New Orleans. So it seems King Tarl is likely less than a 100k, and looking at his house on Chassanna, its like a 1100 sq ft 3:1 laid out like a singlewide. As one of the exes indicated he would often leave his unflushed shits in the single bathroom.
My theory on Tarl is that he isn't as loaded with money as he portrays to women.

He makes good money for Rutland where there are no jobs and he never held any decent work. More money than he ever dreamed of seeing.

Tarl just doesn't spend much. He lives in his parent's small home. He doesn't have much of a wardrobe. He is terrified of leaving the house and going out.

So he has all of this excess money that he blows on flying in his next bi-weekly fuck-toy. He isn't used to having money, so I bet he doesn't save and spend it well. I bet he just blows it on trying to impress women with all of the money he has.

I just wanted a monogamous relationship with one person! The next person who sticks their dick in me is gonna have to commit because I've been told "no one else is allowed to have this pussy"
Speaking of which, what actually tanked your marriage?

I know you blamed Jade for part of the cause.

There was your ADHD at play. You were still communicating with your ex-lover Tarl, which is never a good idea whilst still in a marriage. We heard concerns that you were not keeping up with the house work and pulling your end of responsibilities. There was concern about drug use. There was also speculation that you cheated with Tarl when he came back into town.

It is sad to see that happen. It looked like you had a good thing going, at least on paper.
 
So I unsubscribed to The Quartering's feeds awhile back (likely just because he is so clickbaity and boring).

I noticed that Blonde from the old Blonde & the Beta podcast was on The Quartering this week on Rumble's frontpage.

I tuned into the first half hour with Hannah Claire Brimelow, Styx and Rebecca Hargraves (Blonde) with Jeremy absent as he's apparently on vacation in Hawaii for the week.

Very surprised that Hambly would have a guest like Blonde on as she is pretty radioactive with jewspergery on her own content. And all Jeremy seems to care about is being milquetoast, keeping advertisers happy and keeping his content monetized.

I only saw the first 30 mins. Rebecca was on her best behavior. I suspect she's on somewhat of a publicity tour to bring more eyeballs to her own newish podcast after she split from her old gig with Matt Christiansen last October after 9 years.

I'm sure it killed her to have to hang out in more normie MAGA circles. The show opened up with some banal banter about discontinued Taco Bell offerings and Styx declaring that the whole Ashley St. Clair drama was beneath him.

Blonde is also more in the "there's no political solution" dissident right camp similar to Nick Fuentes. She claims she stopped voting altogether because of the uniparty and that Trump is too Zionist.

On her own show, she's very critical of the new Trump admin because they aren't radical enough, not white identitarian enough and controlled by Jews.

She watered down her usual rhetoric in the parts I saw, but Styx essentially argued with all of her mild Trump criticism at every turn.

Then I was browsing Jeremy Hambly's X feed and he's had a huge hate boner for Ashley St. Clair and her Con Inc simps over the last few days. He even had a few posts directly calling her out as a Jew and suggesting she's a Mossad op, which seems very out of character of him.

I suspect Blonde's invite on the show came through Hannah Claire Brimelow's family ties to VDARE and her anti-immigration father Peter Brimelow.

If I'm not mistaken, Rebecca interviewed her father on her own YT channel just last fall.
 
@Laylithe I'm just curious, but have you ever smoked meth in a pickup truck, twelve miles down a logging road on a crisp fall night, while listening to Van Halen?

I don't think Im a fan of Van Halen so no. Crisp fall night? Give me the sound of the wind, owls, and what's left of the frogs and crickets. I don't think I've ever smoked meth either unless someone laced my weed.
 
not that anyone will who the hell wants jilted Tarl pussy.
Now, now, you shouldn’t sell yourself so short, not to simp but you’re not that busted quite yet, surely you can still find a worthy mate (not me, though, my heart is taken already, not interested), but staying far away from the drunken vampirate of Rutland would help greatly in that regard, to say the least.
Apparently you’re crafty with the tarot cards, what do they tell you about such affairs of the heart and flesh? Also you never did tell us what they foretold of the sad shirtless wizard…
 
After Sam received the (almost) mortal wound of the cellphone hitting her ribs, with tears and blood running down her face, and shortly after Tarl delivered his famous screed, she consulted her Tarot deck. First, she drew The Devil. Secondly, she drew The Magician (reversed). Third, she drew the Ten of Swords. Lastly, she drew the Tower.

We all know what this means: Sam knew what the gay retarded faggot owl worshipper was capable of. She knew what was coming next, and was therefore complicit in both the magick influenced suicide of the ADA and the brutal storm that toppled New Orleans with copious amounts of fluffy white snow. She bears responsibility here.

I don't think Im a fan of Van Halen so no. Crisp fall night? Give me the sound of the wind, owls, and what's left of the frogs and crickets. I don't think I've ever smoked meth either unless someone laced my weed.
Right. Just tell us which Van Halen song was playing, so we can fire it up for the sake of immersion. Or are you one of those "I don't know the names of songs" people?
 
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