Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Debbie Macomber]

Well, this is one way to get out of a lawsuit...
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The sad thing is, when Russ does die, only kiwis will care, especially if he out lives his parents.

Do you think his adopted brother or sister with kids would fly out of state just to attend his funeral?

 

[RodgerDodger]

The sad thing is, when Russ does die, only kiwis will care, especially if he out lives his parents.

Do you think his adopted brother or sister with kids would fly out of state just to attend his funeral?

I think the only people who might show up to Russ's funeral would be Hardin, and one of Taylor Swifts Lawyers. Just to confirm that he is in fact dead. And not simply dodging service of documents again.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I think the only people who might show up to Russ's funeral would be Hardin, and one of Taylor Swifts Lawyers. Just to confirm that he is in fact dead. And not simply dodging service of documents again.

He won’t even have a funeral. Potter’s field for him.

 

[Moosebonker]

Big shout out to those who showed massive restraint from fedposting on Russ's obituary.

Not you Taylor, Ariana or Josh.

 

[Winsome Whimsical Waif]

I hope whoever did this is stupid enough to brag about it openly so Null can publicly disown the cow-tipping retard regardless of if they're a farmer or not. The LAST thing we need is more reasons for Greer to whine and complain about irrelevant shit rather than actually progress the case.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

I think Greer could become desperate enough to fake his own death at some point, even though he's one of the most easily identifiable people in the world.

Russ is such a fuck up that he'd probably end up accidentally killing himself in his efforts into faking his death.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I hope whoever did this is stupid enough to brag about it openly so Null can publicly disown the cow-tipping retard regardless of if they're a farmer or not. The LAST thing we need is more reasons for Greer to whine and complain about irrelevant shit rather than actually progress the case.

It's probably one of KF lurkers, because of the ironic use of 'plights'.

 

[Swole McPole]

and now his his long lost biological brother Richard Goldman

Russell isn't really a Mormon, his birth family were actually jewish

I have to wonder how many people would have gotten the song reference without the video link?

Love The Coasters. My favourite is Idol With the Golden Head. Russell needs to invest in his own idol and have it help him find a Bigfoot Mae of his own.

 

[AnOminous]

Russell isn't really a Mormon, his birth family were actually jewish


Love The Coasters. My favourite is Idol With the Golden Head. Russell needs to invest in his own idol and have it help him find a Bigfoot Mae of his own.

And like Charlie Brown, it's another Leiber-Stoller composition.

I like how they used a smile app to give him a normal mouth.

Someone here did that picture a few years ago. Russ actually used it as his pfp for a while.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

 

[obsdj]

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

No because he will literally tell his opponents what cards he has, thinking it makes him look alpha-maley and shock-jocky.

 

[YouTube Autist]

A pit bull bites his nuts off

Now THAT'S a filing I'd read with relish.

his birth family were actually jewish

Is this actually true?

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

His paralyzed face would make him a great poker player, but his paralyzed brain would make him a bad poker player.

 

[StinkySnack]

Someone here did that picture a few years ago. Russ actually used it as his pfp for a while.

I dunno why this keeps getting repeated and consistently corrected.

He made the picture himself with FaceApp. He did not user a Farmer's edit as his pfp.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

He'd probably have a bunch of other tells.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

his birth family were actually jewish

That explains so so so much.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Russell isn't really a Mormon, his birth family were actually jewish

If Russel's birth parents were Jewish, then how come he's a shitty lawyer?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If Russel's birth parents were Jewish, then how come he's a shitty lawyer?

I think it's the Mormon influence.

 

[East_Clintwood]

could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

You'd know the second he had good cards because he'd be hyperventilating and drooling even more at the prospect of being able to get him his penis sucked.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You'd know the second he had good cards because he'd be hyperventilating and drooling even more at the prospect of being able to get him his penis sucked.

He starts singing Poker Face by Gaga

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

This was brought up before. Rusty will have too many tells. Even if his face is paralyzed, the rest of his body isn't. The way he breathes would be a massive tell.