DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

If you’re an unironic kino casino fan, you’re an actual retard. This fat fuck tranny (not Phil) is so annoying. How exactly is this entertaining to you KC tards? At least Phil has weird alien behavior to mock.

Maybe ask this in the KC thread and not the Phil thread.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

Phil is a good example why you get a lawyer and don't talk to the police alone when you are innocent, and especially not when you are guilty.

What always gets me is that when Phil is confronted with overwhelming evidence, his go to excuse is "If I was in your shoes I would believe it too!" Then he'll come on stream and rant about how people who believe anything negative about him are mentally ill.

 

[DerelictOnion]

What always gets me is that when Phil is confronted with overwhelming evidence, his go to excuse is "If I was in your shoes I would believe it too!" Then he'll come on stream and rant about how people who believe anything negative about him are mentally ill.

Because he can't handle confrontations and the best he can muster is to weasel his way out, ramble over the other guy or try some passive aggressive shit. He can only insult others openly when there is nobody who can talk back to him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

How exactly is this entertaining to you KC tards?

The only thing I gather is that apparently the fanbase is a majority collective simping concern for the child porn streamer who does coke. Because Nick's third lolcow of the year trophy needs a real challenger for drama in 2025, I guess?

 

[MAWBD2]

Interesting he specifically mentioned Grill Phil in the wrap-up because it was supposed to be cancelled/renamed.

Triple Fat Lesbian didn't agree this segment to be cancelled.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Fun fact to keep in mind whenever Dave plays the next Pokemon game (or sooner if you wish): Pokemon 220 is Swinub, also known as the Pig Pokemon.
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Also its evolution is called Piloswine, also known as the Swine pokemon.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

Ratings are in the toilet for the new show. Not even Triple XL (I call him Triple XL, but he's even fatter than that) can save him. Embarrassingly getting felted by Dickers in live viewers. SAD! PATHETIC!
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Where's his "last chip", Piggy?

Another pathetic performance by Waddles to grift off of the velcro wallets and get him and the pigroach money. Oh boy, maybe next time he will really grill Phil and felt him. Super excited for the totally effective trolling methods of a fat Canadian fake Christian. Woah buddy.

 

[Coke Zero]

It was the opposite, the lead detective assigned to the case was a man so BSP read out his name but Phail kept sperging "IT WAS A WOMAAAAAAAAAAN I TALKED TO A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Then, after the interview, BSP read the rest of the case file and found the lady cop, he assumed that it was her who piggy talked to since she's the only lady cop mentioned in the case file. After he talked to her and recorded the call now he's claiming that this isn't her and that it was probably some paid actor. Real 220 behavior.

Its wwe champions all over again. To believe Phil's narrative, there would be all these fantastical coincidences and innocent neutral third parties that are all conspiring to get phil. He just never learns. When you're caught red handed, you don't keep spinning even more lies, especially if you're already an insanely bad liar.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Interesting he specifically mentioned Grill Phil in the wrap-up because it was supposed to be cancelled/renamed.

Triple Bypass (I call him Triple Bypass) calls the shots. Phil has no choice but to take it.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The only thing I gather is that apparently the fanbase is a majority collective simping concern for the child porn streamer who does coke. Because Nick's third lolcow of the year trophy needs a real challenger for drama in 2025, I guess?

A lot of them came here after the great lolcow alliance. They are even mote pathetic and dent-minded than the Null simps that came in defending Phil a year back. Before Josh destroyed Phil in his interview.

What is funny about the Null simps is that most of them have one-word names and multicolor user images. They were very easy to spot, like it was a simp uniform. The same way CP is a uniform for Andy simps, I guess.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

warski is just the KC version of indrid.

Contributes nothing of value.
Retarded.
Makes loud sounds and screeches.
Exists just to echo a fat man (PPP vs SNOOD)
Somehow has simps.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

No Smark Guys next week. Interesting he specifically mentioned Grill Phil in the wrap-up because it was supposed to be cancelled/renamed.

I actually love that Triple P (he asked me to call him that, btw) completely ignored Phil and just did the segment anyway without even consulting Phil. Such a nice power move to remind Phil he's not the one calling the shots and also to show he's such a sissy little bitch he can't even say anything to stop it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Totally real story: When Phil made it big(tm) on YouTube, he sat across the person who fired him at his local Pizzeria (Vinny's?). And Phil shook his head. Yeah, that's it.

Pretty sure Phil has told this story several times before except it always was that it happened shortly after he was fired and Phil said he was very mad and wanted to get up and confront the guy but Dave(Phil's dad) told him not to so he did nothing.

 

[Comma]

DSP: "I don't rank things as being my favorite. I hate it when people do that!"

DSP, literally 45 seconds later: "The Lion King was my favorite animated movie of all time!"

His brain really can't keep up with his mouth.

 

[myone]

DSP, literally 45 seconds later: "The Lion King was my favorite animated movie of all time!"

This is a very minor observation, but I just have to point out how painfully NPC, bland and boring DSPs personality is. Lion King is his favorite animated movie. Just such a milquetoast taste. His favorite pasta is penne because it's easy to eat... he also mentioned how he only ever went to one concert in his life, doesn't listen to music except christmas songs and he loves wrasslin'.

He's just everything in lack of personality and character that I'd strive to avoid. The most exciting thing that ever happened in this guy's life is when he jerked off on stream once.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is a very minor observation, but I just have to point out how painfully NPC, bland and boring DSPs personality is. Lion King is his favorite animated movie. Just such a milquetoast taste. His favorite pasta is penne because it's easy to eat... he also mentioned how he only ever went to one concert in his life, doesn't listen to music except christmas songs and he loves wrasslin'.

He's just everything in lack of personality and character that I'd strive to avoid. The most exciting thing that ever happened in this guy's life is when he jerked off on stream once.

To be fair, he's lying about all of those things. He most definitely does have favorite movie, song, food, game, etc. He is just such a thin skinned pussy he knows whatever he says will be used to make fun of him.

Example: Way back in the day someone asked who his favorite band was. Phil said Radiohead. Phil liking Radiohead became a meme and detractors would bring it up all the time.

 

[Free Jasper]

Ratings are in the toilet for the new show. Not even Triple XL (I call him Triple XL, but he's even fatter than that) can save him. Embarrassingly getting felted by Dickers in live viewers. SAD! PATHETIC!
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Where's his "last chip", Piggy?

Phillip: “Smark guys is starting to gain traction! It’s starting to find a new viewership that enjoy it!”

Smark Guys - 252 views.

No wonder he gets excited about that video of him eating McDonald’s with 3000 views. That’s viral to him.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Triple Fat Lesbian didn't agree this segment to be cancelled.

"Grill Phil" was to be cancelled and replaced with something else. It would be the same thing, but under a different name, I probably should've put it in quotes to make that more apparent.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Example: Way back in the day someone asked who his favorite band was. Phil said Radiohead. Phil liking Radiohead became a meme and detractors would bring it up all the time.

I would love to know what makes a man go from Radiohead to Bongohead.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think the only concert he ever went to was Dave Mathews