Types of Comments/Replies that make you "MATI"

Any paragraph long copypasta that gets reposted endlessly on a mundane Youtube video. The video will be some shit like a hotdog falling off a counter and every single comment will be
"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Tears streamed down my face in response to such a compelling, genre-redefining masterpiece. The storytelling and characters are reminiscent of the cocks I suck every evening because I'm a no charisma faggot who will add on to the pile of other regurgitated slop from my fellow niggercattle isn't it so funny that I'm reposting a copypasta about how this video of toast falling over is super insane and cinematic. See, the joke is that the copypasta I've shat out in front of you is 1,500 characters long and the more and more you see it the funnier it gets to me and my pozzed niggerbrain."
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(Really any copypasta can fuck off.)
 
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Zeftax said:
The first search result for a problem being a post with the most upvoted reply being "just search for it bro".
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Worse is a Stack Overflow post with zero replies.

"This video of an animal being cute makes me think of my dead pet. I still miss her :("
 
Basically anything written on any mainstream livestreamers chat. It's always the most reductive and redundant shit that is basically just 24x7 spam. It's literal monkeys hitting their baby ipads. Complete and utter worthless garbage.


POGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

edit: actually anything relating to livestreaming "culture" in its entirety makes me MATI (except for the MATI stream that is pretty nice)
 
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Christmas Cretin said:
Edit: Wow this blew up, I've never gotten so many likes before!
Edit 2: 100 likes I've never gotten so many before thanks guys!
Edit 3: omg 1000 likes this is lowkey crazy
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This shit actually makes me see red and want to violently gouge their eyes out to anyone who does this.
This may be even more Reddit than redditors editing their comments to say "thanks for the gold!" because at least there it acts as a currency for... something I assume. Going back to edit your shitty one-liner comment about how hecking wholesome chungus 100 it is you got updoots is the most asinine, beyond reddit shit I will ever see and these niggers need to be cyberbullied into suicide.
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EDIT: Also KiwiNiggers who say shit like:
[Short autistic paragraph]
"Give me muh puzzle pieces/tophats/rainbow stickies now"
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Saying this makes you look exactly like Reddittroons, but are too insecure over whether your unpopular opinion is unpopular with the crowd. Spit your shit and take it like a man nigger, THEY'RE STICKERS, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOUR REDDIT SCORE GOES DOWN, MOVE ON
 
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People who say it's their birthday to get extra attention from retards on the Internet, like you and me, thinking that can replicate someone telling you "happy birthday" in real life.

Demislob said:
If you use the word "yikes", you are a turbo faggot and I hate you.
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Yikes.

Judas Connor Moon said:
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I felt this deep into my spine.
 
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"Hope this Helps"

"Hold my (Related to the topic)"
This makes me irrationally angry to the point where I beat my wife and three kids with a bottle of hennessy, I'm black btw
 
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