DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[INirvana]

Why does he like life is strange lesbian games so much LMAO
I mean ,the first game is good but true colors and the rest? Shit is a cringe teen girl diary walking sim.

I think he's incredibly gay for liking these so much, and he needs to just tell us and come out the closet.

 

[PieceofShet]

When was the last time he did his gay own-react thing? Anyway, here are the hot views for his channel.
You can tell he abandoned it and someone else is managing it when you see shit uploaded... /gulp... in order?
View attachment 6996650
View attachment 6996648

Call me paranoid but im very suspicious that after like months not talking about DSP throwback, he suddenly brings up his abandoned self sucking channel... hmm... almost like he saw the post HERE, laughing at him yesterday. Or maybe he got reminded that "oh shit, I do have that channel".

But it could be absolute coincidence.


EDIT: 99% sure he read that post from yesterday.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Why does he like life is strange lesbian games so much LMAO
walking sim.

Literally answered your own question.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Call me paranoid but im very suspicious that after like months not talking about DSP throwback, he suddenly brings up his abandoned self sucking channel... hmm... almost like he saw the post HERE yesterday laughing at him. Or maybe he got reminded that "oh shit, I do have that channel".

But it could be absolute coincidence.

Maybe Derich is back asking if he can help out with thumbnails.

 

[Comma]

Every time you think this disgusting pig can't sink any lower... He's currently paywalling talking about news topics during the pre-stream. Won't start the news segment if people don't reach the $50 goal.

Clips:

 

[MAWBD2]

Every time you think this disgusting pig can't sink any lower... He's currently paywalling talking about news topics during the pre-stream. Won't start the news segment if people don't reach the $50 goal.

Clip:

View attachment 7001279

1h 23min in and he starts talking about his news stories. The begging is off the charts today.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Call me paranoid but im very suspicious that after like months not talking about DSP throwback, he suddenly brings up his abandoned self sucking channel... hmm... almost like he saw the post HERE, laughing at him yesterday. Or maybe he got reminded that "oh shit, I do have that channel".

But it could be absolute coincidence.


EDIT: 99% sure he read that post from yesterday.

He gets drunk every night, comes here to read, then copes about being a faggot who has massive tits that his shirt CANNOT hide. The new camera angle brings them to light like crazy. Absolutely disgusting. Keep it up there though, Philly cheesesteak, OIC and ICS love it.

I also don’t think he realizes that the new cameras show how fat he’s getting. The DSP tries it segments are fattening him up like his massive wife. Expect she’s probably on Psych meds or something, so she has a tiny (she’s fat) excuse why she ballooned.

Dave doesn’t. He’s just a fat bitch who is awful at everything, yet expects mentally ill people to support him and his VERY noticeable weight gain.

Phil is fat.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Expect she’s probably on Psych meds or something, so she has a tiny (she’s fat) excuse why she ballooned.

I thought there was a different tiny excuse why she got fat. She needs to get pleasure from putting something in her and Phil's micro penne isn't cutting it.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Why does he like life is strange lesbian games so much LMAO
I mean ,the first game is good but true colors and the rest? Shit is a cringe teen girl diary walking sim.

I think he's incredibly gay for liking these so much, and he needs to just tell us and come out the closet.

DSP is and always has been a teenage girl.

 

[Jang Joo]

From two days ago but it fucking sent me

 

[Hugh Keevins]

Every time you think this disgusting pig can't sink any lower... He's currently paywalling talking about news topics during the pre-stream. Won't start the news segment if people don't reach the $50 goal.

Clips:

View attachment 7001279

View attachment 7001328

We are getting closer and closer to the stream not starting until the goal is met.

 

[neger psykolog]

From two days ago but it fucking sent me

View attachment 7001411

Didn't someone here say recently that he's going to try buttering up keemstar so he can get on his lahwlcawh pawdchast and get money?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He should actually paywall content and gameplay,.squeeze those retards for ever cent.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Prestreams are starting later, going longer and getting more demented by the day. I guess he saw PPP paywall content so he is all about it now.

 

[neger psykolog]

We are getting closer and closer to the stream not starting until the goal is met.

I hope he has an option to let people pay to stop him streaming. Only because I want to mentally visualize DSP getting all ready to have his 4 hour long pre-stream/therapy session and someone pays $100 and he reluctantly has to press the stop button and then just sits in his chair alone staring at the screen with a morose look on his face.

Prestreams are starting later, going longer and getting more demented by the day. I guess he saw PPP paywall content so he is all about it now.

God I remember back in the day (like 2017) when it was uncommon for him to hit an hour.

Let's go down memory lane, there's even a Derish quote at the end of it!

During prestream he was at about 500-520 viewers (which took an entire fucking hour).
Now he's actually playing the game and he's down to ~460 viewers.

Basically people only watch for the prestream to hear about the drama and bullshit.
I know that's what I do. Now I'm going to go play some video games or watch a movie.

Thanks Phil!

EDIT: I've had to edit this post a few times, viewers went from 520>500>490>480>460>450>440. Basically no one is watching to see him actually play games. The drama is way more entertaining.

Even Derich comes up with a polite excuse to avoid watching Phil playing games:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-2562989

2729 days (7 year, 5 months, 19 days) later and it's still the same shit. Keemstar really hit the nail on the head when he said DSP was stuck on level one.

Oh wait there is a difference - he used to pre-stream to 4-500 people or more. Now he streams to like 250.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Damn he cut back on the begging for like 2-3 streams and now it's really spilling over. Psychotic begging and cope about his begging today. "I'm okay with having to work for my money". He's so mentally fucked. Also wearing that moob emphasizing shirt today, very very disrespectful.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Expect she’s probably on Psych meds or something, so she has a tiny (she’s fat) excuse why she ballooned.

But Kat has probably been on meds her entire adult life. I believe she had to be in order to be in some of the places she's lived.

 

[INirvana]

This Lost Records game is horrifically fucking terrible, taking pictures of birds, '' punk rock'' girls with weird ass tumblr designs, ass music, main character is some fat bitch, soap opera dialogue and writing.

God, kill me.

 

[Love Is Blue]

This Lost Records game is horrifically fucking terrible, taking pictures of birds, '' punk rock'' girls with weird ass tumblr designs, ass music, main character is some fat bitch, soap opera dialogue and writing.
View attachment 7001780
God, kill me.

fuck, marry kill

 

[ManakaLala]

Stellar Blade, an action game is boring and lacking creativity. Meanwhile we have whatever the fuck this is where you walk around taking pictures as an obese cunt.

To each his own I guess.