Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
How has andy not gone to prison over his mis-use of emergency services?
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If you arrest him, there's a very real chance he's going to shit his pants in the car. That would be bad enough to clean up, but he's gonna be hard the whole time, too, and babbling away in that fucking voice. Do you want that in the back of your car?
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Thats the funny thing about it. He could get EXACTLY what he wants if he admitted to being a schizo, but he despises the label so much he refuses to claim it. Biggest irony in his life.
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Schitzoids don't get catered to, coddled, and babied, last I checked. They get tazed, cuffed, and clinked.
 
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If you arrest him, there's a very real chance he's going to shit his pants in the car. That would be bad enough to clean up, but he's gonna be hard the whole time, too, and babbling away in that fucking voice. Do you want that in the back of your car?
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"Uh occifer I can't change my diaper with my hands cuffed behind my back. You know what dat means..."
 
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Constellationzero said:
Schitzoids don't get catered to, coddled, and babied, last I checked. They get tazed, cuffed, and clinked.
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I'd pay good money to witness this live, especially if performed by officer Bentley

We know what his true hopes and aspirations are. To have someone always tending to his poop fetish. I'd like to see him tazed every time he fake stims, snaps his fingers, does the baby voice, or treats his family/public safety workers like shit.
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Amewsed said:
Yep. He will take any fondling he can get, as long as it's after he's soiled himself.
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Its why I think if my Tard House reality show idea, i think andy would be the first tard voted out.
Andy can't form any sort of alliance with anyone. He just yells, screams, and can't help himself when presented with the opportunity to get attention or cause fights. I can't see anyone, even any other tard with a thread on this site putting up with andy shitting his diapers, demanding others change him, screaming and throwing fits, and trying to put shit in the food.
Really, imagine Niccado Avocado (yeah I know he cleaned up but for example) or any other fat deaths having to deal with wondering if Andy sharted in their meals. Or any of these genuine autistics playing the 'I have autism too, Andy' card. Andy would flip his shit claiming he has super autism and they need to help him.
It would be non stop harassment of the other tards and tantruming. Throw some violent tards in there, and they might sock Andy in the face, and I gotta wonder what would run through his egg shaped head if he got a split lip.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Its why I think if my Tard House reality show idea, i think andy would be the first tard voted out.
Andy can't form any sort of alliance with anyone. He just yells, screams, and can't help himself when presented with the opportunity to get attention or cause fights. I can't see anyone, even any other tard with a thread on this site putting up with andy shitting his diapers, demanding others change him, screaming and throwing fits, and trying to put shit in the food.
Really, imagine Niccado Avocado (yeah I know he cleaned up but for example) or any other fat deaths having to deal with wondering if Andy sharted in their meals. Or any of these genuine autistics playing the 'I have autism too, Andy' card. Andy would flip his shit claiming he has super autism and they need to help him.
It would be non stop harassment of the other tards and tantruming. Throw some violent tards in there, and they might sock Andy in the face, and I gotta wonder what would run through his egg shaped head if he got a split lip.
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You've thought about this a WEE bit more than is healthy, my dude.

Stare into the shit-abyss, and the shit-abyss stares back into you. And screams that you're aboozin' it. :cryblood:
 
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If you arrest him, there's a very real chance he's going to shit his pants in the car. That would be bad enough to clean up, but he's gonna be hard the whole time, too, and babbling away in that fucking voice. Do you want that in the back of your car?
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well ever since saint Floyd went to the liquor store in the sky I can't put my knee on anyone's neck anymore.
 
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I’m a couple of weeks late and my excuse is that I’m on holiday in a small town with not great internet. The AAC roleplaying thing, I have three words for: what the FUCK.

I also have several more words about Andy at the zoo: dart the prick and stick him in the lion enclosure. Also what the fuck kind of zoo has a merry go round?
 
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Doggo said:
I’m a couple of weeks late and my excuse is that I’m on holiday in a small town with not great internet. The AAC roleplaying thing, I have three words for: what the FUCK.

I also have several more words about Andy at the zoo: dart the prick and stick him in the lion enclosure. Also what the fuck kind of zoo has a merry go round?
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The one in Erie does, so it does seem he is still there.
 
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