Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

But does she squirt liquor out of her pussy?

If she does, it's obviously Nick's brand, since he stands to benefit the most.

It's not the good people of the State of Minnesota. Aaron is not what I would call public safety hazard, and this shit is a waste of taxpayer money if you ask me.

 

[Father Balldo]

It's kind of a mystery to me why they're even bothering to prosecute this bullshit at all, much less with a witless witness like Nick who couldn't tell a believable lie to save his worthless cucked life.

It's clearly politically motivated. The feminist prosecutor is on a mission to hold the Patriarchy responsible and will stop at nothing to achieve it. Nick was given a slap on the wrist because the court wants to protect a fellow colleague and fellow alumnus, no such privileges exist for Aaron.

Remember when Boss Baby Barnes was telling everyone how corrupt the MN courts are? That wasn't a cope, that was confession through projection.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men. Nick, in his quest to 'own' Aaron, will have to go on the record FOR A SECOND TIME that he is a cuckhold, and how Aaron and Kayla's relationship made him jealous. How is this a win for Nick again?

Because his humiliation fetish/need to make people uncomfortable with how much of a sexually degenerate reprobate he is are the only things that get the blood flowing to his limp, broken dick.

He is very much like a troon in that regard, he relishes any opportunity to make people uncomfortable in a deranged manner while they cannot fight it back.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick fucks up everything he's involved with and Aaron has the uncanny ability to blindly avoid danger like Mr. Magoo.

In short, ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE incoming.

At the very least Aaron would have to spend 5 figures to dismiss the lawsuit which could very well fuck him

I do think Nick thinks he's gonna win big

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I do think Nick thinks he's gonna win big

100%! Just like his $300k home loan "reinvestment" was a big win! (That cost him over $400k in equity and a potential revenue stream.)

 

[Desktop User2]

There's a theory making the rounds that the county attorney is a hard charging feminazi, but I don't know if I buy that given it's a Republican leaning county, and she was reelected in 2022 unopposed.

I remember someone researched her when we got the court filing.
This is what I got on a quick search:

“I love it. I personally love it,” Kari Dahlen, a recent law school graduate, said of the team’s outspokenness about equality. “I think it empowers a lot of women the way they’re standing up for women in general in sports, really trying to fight for equal pay.”

https://www.audacy.com/wccoradio/articles/news/uswnt-us-womens-soccer-team-allianz-field

On an intimate partner violence prosecution conference:
Case Study: Prosecuting an IPV Case with an Uncooperative Victim – Kari Dahlen, Assistant Stearns County Attorney

https://content.civicplus.com/api/assets/ba170ca2-864c-4c41-ab7d-dcc7dd900d30

ETA: Oh shit, I fucked up. That is just the prosecutor. The DA, Janelle Kendall, is the feminazi:

https://knsiradio.com/2024/04/04/stearns-county-attorney-janelle-kendall-receives-prestigious-athena-award-for-leadership-and-advocacy/

https://www.stcloudlive.com/lifestyle/arts-and-entertainment/janelle-kendall-county-attorney-by-day-rocker-by-night

https://www.tricountynews.com/articles/stearns-county-attorney-janelle-kendall-is-2024-athena-award-recipient/

 

[Accidental Protege]

I remember someone researched her when we got the court filing.
This is what I got on a quick search:

“I love it. I personally love it,” Kari Dahlen, a recent law school graduate, said of the team’s outspokenness about equality. “I think it empowers a lot of women the way they’re standing up for women in general in sports, really trying to fight for equal pay.”

https://www.audacy.com/wccoradio/articles/news/uswnt-us-womens-soccer-team-allianz-field

On an intimate partner violence prosecution conference:
Case Study: Prosecuting an IPV Case with an Uncooperative Victim – Kari Dahlen, Assistant Stearns County Attorney

https://content.civicplus.com/api/assets/ba170ca2-864c-4c41-ab7d-dcc7dd900d30

That first line referencing women’s sports makes her sound anti-tranny, so that says that the ADA is at least more conservative than Minneapolis and similar far-left-leaning areas. That’s a pretty low bar though.

 

[Desktop User2]

That first line referencing women’s sports makes her sound anti-tranny, so that says that the ADA is at least more conservative than Minneapolis and similar far-left-leaning areas. That’s a pretty low bar though.

She is talking about equal pay between USMNT and USWNT, mate. It´s pretty circunstancial but it is what I got with a pretty quick search.

 

[Vibralldo]

100%! Just like his $300k home loan "reinvestment" was a big win! (That cost him over $400k in equity and a potential revenue stream.)

He thinks that he's going to tell the jury that Aaron ate his goo, they'll laugh and then sentence Aaron to death

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick suggests he will testify at Aaron's trial
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I genuinely hope he does. He is going to show up a drug addled mess. He'll do more harm than good.

 

[Father Balldo]

Too bad he won't be able to sassily eat a solitary Dorito while he responds on cross. Maybe he can arrange a zoom call from his kitchen.

 

[Captain Manning]

I remember someone researched her when we got the court filing.
This is what I got on a quick search:

That's the ACA (Assistant County Attorney). I was referring to the CA.

I suppose the ACA could the one really pressing it so hard. I don't know what level of supervision she's under.

 

[Folgers Can]

The fact that he hates the defendant enough to commit felony level crimes against him clearly reflects on his motive.

I think Aaron wanted it to go to trial because even if he takes an L he can use it as an opportunity to humiliate Nick or get him to admit to accessing his accounts on the record.

Yesh there's not a lot for the State to get out of Nick, but a whole lot Aaron's team could get out of Nick. Very odd, unless the subpoena was from the defense.

Schizo theory: even though it was beyond retarded for Aaron to hope that distracting prosecutors with the cybercrime shit would magically get them to drop his own case, and even though it's still optimistic to think Stearns County would be motivated to do anything about it even after Aaron's case is resolved, if the prosecutors' reaction to Aaron's dumb gambit was "fuck them both," then a clever prelude to any eventual cybercrime case against Nick would be to put him on the stand while they're already in the course of fucking over target 1 of 2 anyway, and see whether target 2 of 2 gets tripped up by defense counsel's dogged cross-examination eliciting some self-contradicting (if not incriminating) sworn statements in a transcript to be used against target 2 of 2 later on.

That may seem like a self-destructive move with such a small benefit being outweighed by how much damage Nick's testimony could supposedly do to their case against Aaron, but career prosecutors really don't put much stock in the idea of jury nullification like some are doing here, and they also can't be expected to have meticulously pored over Nick's social media enough to even know just how repulsive he would be to a jury. As far as they're concerned the worst he might do under the cybercrime line of questioning is to simply plead the Fifth, which would at least be useful as a telltale sign that there must be something there worth pursuing later. If nothing else I prefer this fanfic because him pleading the Fifth and grappling with any offer of use immunity would be hilarious to watch in real-time.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom...

Why just ponder it, this should be eligible for an application to livestream it in full after being robbed of a trial stream in Nick's case, even worth crowdfunding if that's what it takes.

It’s the trial of the century as far as I’m concerned.

Not much to change from that other kino that these cucks' cowardice robbed us of:

 

[ChromaQuack]

Schizo theory:

You are like baby, watch this.

The "feminist" prosecutor is actually MNPublicRecords, the only reason they pursued this case was to get Nick to the stage that he could be sent a subpoena and show to testify, at which point Nick will do as Nick does and go bovine-nova and enter an oversharing frenzy of sordid, unwanted and unwarranted details, a frenzy which will not be interrupted by neither the prosecutor nor the judge (who is a big fan of MATI) and will serve for the true purpose of this trial: Having Nicky admit to even more embarrassing details on judicial records.

This is step 4 of 20 in the plan for the return of president Joe Biden in 2028, a plan to once and for all destroy the constitution and its defenders, turning America into a Canadian province as the False Incel communist prude god 500 year prophecy demands. Failure to prevent this from happening will result in DONALD TRUMP being denied his apotheosis and subsequent salvation of AMERICA, dooming the world to be forever enslaved to the false Demiurge and never see the TRVE PATRIQT WISDQM.

Send a $200 superchat to Viva and Barnes, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR AMERICA!

 

[Swole McPole]

That's never going to happen. He had his shot. He blew it, and he blew it for good. From now on, he will only be known as that absolute fucking loser whose daughter tested positive for cocaine because he's subhuman trash.

If I was betting money, I'd definitely bet against it. But my point was that when it comes to the obstacles to him making any kind of meaningful recovery, I think his drug use is a long way from being at the top of the list.

Nick suggests he will testify at Aaron's trial

Steel Toe needs to subpoena Camelot. The court needs to know exactly how much this witness was spending every month on cocaine and whores. And how sound are the recollections of a man who buys his cocaine by the ounce? The jury needs to watch the cokestream and see how Nick was getting sucked off by April on camera while blitzed out of his mind on whiskey and cocaine in order to be able to thoroughly evaluate the reliability of his evidence.

Same thing goes for Kayla. "Exactly how many Jamaican men did you entertain at Hedonism 2 during your visit on Queen of Spades Week? You clearly spent most of the week walking around in public, naked during that week. Why should we believe you when you say you're traumatized by an ex-lover showing your titty pics to a single friend when you'll happily allow all manner of random niggers to stare at them without any restraint? Can you see how such behaviour might have sent Mr Imholte a message that you would be unconcerned if you showed the titty pics you sent him to another man? "

If I'm Aaron's defence lawyer though, my first question to Nick is this:

"Balls or no balls?"

 

[Melty Butter]

What could Nick possibly testify about in this case?

• Who took the picture, but only if Nick was the one to take it or send it.
• If the State has the photo, he could testify that it is indeed his wife (although maybe Kayla would have to do that)
• If the picture was sent into a group (Signal) message that he was part of, he could testify that it existed and Aaron had access. If so, any agreement about sharing stuff. (Likely not written anywhere.)
• Any direct impact to him (as Kayla would have to testify about the impact to her)
• Background information that NICK SAW about the qover
• Any supposed harassment Nick suffered from Aaron.

It's just such a nothing burger. If the message wasn't sent in a group message and Nick didn't take it, I don't even know they need to call him. But Lord help the State if they do... Actually no, fuck the State. It's a shit law and a shit case to bring forward.

Anything he's said in public is fair game. The only issue is whether it's more prejudicial than probative. So maybe some of the more salacious details would be shut down, but not the general existence of the Qover

I don't know that I agree Kayla will appear sympathetic

This is a rather high-stakes game. It's hard to imagine that Kayla would hold up well under cross-examination.

It makes me wonder if Aaron is playing a stupid game of chicken with Rekieta.

Interestingly, Kayla has the most to lose, reputationally speaking. She's done well by playing the silent martyr.

It also makes me wonder if narc Nick wants more salacious details about Kayla's role to come out to spread the shame around. It's bizarre how he's finally expressed some defense and pride in Kayla in the last 24 hours revolving around this case.

Before that? 'It's complicated. It's not what you think. Other people are involved' - all to implicate that Kayla wanted the swinging.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wish these two a million acquittals.

 

[Captain Manning]

Thread subtitle needs to be updated to reflect Nick's stunning and brave decision to ape Kevin Spacy and come out at this time.

If there's a character limit issue, you can just use . Keyword for that emoticon is "gay."

 

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I don't know that I agree Kayla will appear sympathetic. She will need to be at just the right level of drugged out to testify and appear human, and I think that's a very small window. We know Kayla has thought of herself as an actress, but that was before her last couple of braincells were cracked and gassed out of existence.

If the drug cocktail's too strong they'll have to pull off a "Weekend at Bernie's" type scenario in the courtroom, too weak and they better have an exorcist on standby.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If the drug cocktail's too strong they'll have to pull off a "Weekend at Bernie's" type scenario in the courtroom, too weak and they better have an exorcist on standby.
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True Kino Dogme 2007.
Your boy didn't do too bad, did he?

The really sad thing? She looked a lot better before the drugs, botox, and bolt-ons. She's even worse now, between the body modification and the extra years of drugs (legal and otherwise).

I really don't know who the bigger retard is- Nick for pushing Kayla into this mess, or Aaron for sharing a pic while on a stream.