Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Frofo Baggis]

Here's a video from before 2014. No idea if it's ever been archived here before but I got a good chuckle from it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What if Chibi has gotten into an honest to god IRL relationship with a woman semi-aware enough to keep him off the internet for awhile?

There is more chance of Adam getting naturalized as a True & Honest Japanese citizen than him finding a normal woman willing to date him, and less chance still of him being able to resist blabbing about it online.

Fear not, I'm sure our nigga Chibi is out there slinging lukewarm octopus balls in the middle of Detroit as we speak

Maybe we could track him based on reports of food poisoning breakouts in the city.

 

[McSneaks]

Not to be hyperbolic, but if chibi disappears I’ll probably leave the site for good. Dobson is dead. Chris Chan is dead. And most newer threads on the site have people complaining about irrelevant political things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

On one hand.....yes.


But on the other, I'd get a hearty chuckle if this nigga MusicBizMartyr'd himself with testosterone

 

[The News Crews]

Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

Most "lol"cows these days aren’t even really lolcows, more like outrage cows. Most of them just generate anger instead of actual lulz. This site isn’t really a lolcow site and more like a person of interest site these days.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

This site isn’t really a lolcow site and more like a person of interest site these days.

Too much fixation on weirdo transgender women to a point where it seems like a fetish almost. Just a glance at the three newest threads and two have something to do with trans shit.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Too much fixation on weirdo transgender women to a point where it seems like a fetish almost. Just a glance at the three newest threads and two have something to do with trans shit.

I will not rest until every single troon has been mocked and eventually found dead via suicide. This is my holy mission, my quest, and you and other faggots will not stop me from my glorious autistic pilgrimage which ends on a pile of dead tranny skulls.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Not to be hyperbolic, but if chibi disappears I’ll probably leave the site for good. Dobson is dead. Chris Chan is dead. And most newer threads on the site have people complaining about irrelevant political things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

I feel you on that. There are basically two threads I tune into all the time and the second one is about Yandere Dev, so if Chibi is gone, I am basically out of content. On the other hand, Alex too seemed as "dry and done" many times before, but in the end got himself into some insanely stupid shit anyway, so I keep my hopes up in Adam's case as well. They both never learn.

 

[BrainSand63]

The only update we have of Adam is that he changed his pfp on Facebook.

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This is a man in his 30s making his public-facing Facebook profile picture a Donkey Kong meme face. He’s just never going to grow up. He better hope he never gets fired from AT&T, because shit like this will ensure he won’t be able to get a job as nice as that ever again.

 

[demicolon]

Not to be hyperbolic, but if chibi disappears I’ll probably leave the site for good. Dobson is dead. Chris Chan is dead. And most newer threads on the site have people complaining about irrelevant political things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Chibi is one of the last old school lolcows, and he fits the classic definition in the best way possible.

I'd recommend you the wogglebuglover's thread, but she's dead too. Damn.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'd get a hearty chuckle if this nigga MusicBizMartyr'd himself with testosterone

I know it will never happen, but I'd actually be happy to see him turn his life around. This isn't another 'I can fix him' post, I'm just looking at it from the perspective of the assets he currently has at his disposal, his age and the fact he has a decent long-term job; it's technically possible.

He can't undo all the pedo stuff, mind you, so that would always hang over him like a guillotine no matter what he did.

 

[Looney Troons]

Adam will be back. He always comes back. I think he’s finally realizing how horrible Facebook is and is abandoning it. Seriously, it’s impossible to use. I tried to reactivate my account a few months ago and didn’t see a single update from any of my ‘friends’, but random nonsensical group pages trying to make the platform seem more alive than it actually is.

I suspect he’s wallowing around in his own self-pity in a Discord server somewhere. He doesn’t stream too much anymore, so the lack of Twitch activity isn’t surprising. If he truly is using a Smurf to do his Internet rounds, it’s just a matter of time before he manages to oust himself because he has a track record of having notoriously bad opsec.

Besides, a Japan trip doesn’t exist if you’re not around to gloat about it to the Internet.

 

[UsingTheBack4NoBaby]

Can we take this moment of downtime to remember Chibi seethe posting about his brother, with severely worse autism, plaping his obese nigress in the shower loud enough for Chibi to hear while Chibs sat alone in his room with only tendies and bing bing wahoo to love? I like that moment.

 

[Inkling Boy]

I found him in the DK 64 Randomizer Discord which he is active in but he tends to stay on topic and hasn't done anything too noteworthy.

(I also can't remember if this Discord profile has been posted previously? I know it's him for sure because he linked his Twitch in their streaming channel).

I'm not sure what other Discord servers he could be in. The only other one I know of for sure is the KH2 Randomizer but he hasn't been actually active in that server for years.

 

[Looney Troons]

“You can call me Nick or Phoenix”

No. You’re clearly Chibi, lol

 

[Marche]

I feel you on that. There are basically two threads I tune into all the time and the second one is about Yandere Dev, so if Chibi is gone, I am basically out of content. On the other hand, Alex too seemed as "dry and done" many times before, but in the end got himself into some insanely stupid shit anyway, so I keep my hopes up in Adam's case as well. They both never learn.

I miss Precious leaf, basically the only reason I come here now days is eceleb shit which just does not hit as hard. There are funny moments like FallenChungus and his fart porn but Zoomers just burn out so fast and attract the most unfunny alogs.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

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I found him in the DK 64 Randomizer Discord which he is active in but he tends to stay on topic and hasn't done anything too noteworthy.

(I also can't remember if this Discord profile has been posted previously? I know it's him for sure because he linked his Twitch in their streaming channel).

I'm not sure what other Discord servers he could be in. The only other one I know of for sure is the KH2 Randomizer but he hasn't been actually active in that server for years.

Naturally all that it took to find a new Chibi Nick account was to join random Donkey Kong discord servers. Fucking Chibi Nick.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

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I found him in the DK 64 Randomizer Discord which he is active in but he tends to stay on topic and hasn't done anything too noteworthy.

(I also can't remember if this Discord profile has been posted previously? I know it's him for sure because he linked his Twitch in their streaming channel).

I'm not sure what other Discord servers he could be in. The only other one I know of for sure is the KH2 Randomizer but he hasn't been actually active in that server for years.

Even made a new account, wow. If he's trying to "rebrand" he almost succeeded but just had to be called "Aqua"

 

[Switzing]

Naturally all that it took to find a new Chibi Nick account was to join random Donkey Kong discord servers. Fucking Chibi Nick.

I didnt even know that Donkey Kong discord servers would exist, who tf would frequent those servers? Cant think of anyone but Chibi

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

“You can call me Nick or Phoenix”

No. You’re clearly Chibi, lol

His mom calls him "Adam" when he sends pictures of "Little Adam" to high school kids

 

[Winter]

I'm willing to bet you could probably find him being more chatty in some small-time twitch streamers' groomcord server as well as some Japanese study group servers.
Maybe one of those Japan subreddits if they have a server.