Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Not to be a chicken-sperg, but haven't chickens always laid eggs throughout the year as long as they have gotten enough food to produce them? In winter you woudn't have eggs because you can't just feed them some food raw chicken thighs.
In my experience when having chickens, sometimes they'd go weeks without laying eggs, but when they did i always ended up with surplus eggs.
 
In my experience when having chickens, sometimes they'd go weeks without laying eggs, but when they did i always ended up with surplus eggs.
Knowing them from my grandparents they would on average lay more than one egg a day. If i remember corrently they'd lay 1.2 eggs a day.
Maybe different breeds? I remember feeding them egg shells because that would apparently cause them to lay more eggs.
 
Knowing them from my grandparents they would on average lay more than one egg a day. If i remember corrently they'd lay 1.2 eggs a day.
Maybe different breeds? I remember feeding them egg shells because that would apparently cause them to lay more eggs.
I know that their diet influences the yolk color. As for the number of eggs i honestly don't know. I remember fondly my kitchen being chock full of eggs when i didn't need that many, and no eggs to be found on the coop when i needed some. Fucking chickens were blueballing me, dude
 
New Jack on the Go:

OREILLY'S AMISH FURNITURE STORE, NASHVILLE, TN
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I think this is my favorite Jack video in years. He sounds like a serial killer shopping for dressers to stuff bodies in. Awkwardly waddling around pointing his phone at tables, mumbling with that guttural stroke voice to himself about how they're "nice and sturdy" and that he "loves this, it's very nice" as if he's thinking about furniture of a different kind
The drum track throughout was just awful. I hate how he is giving his comment on almost every piece of furniture he comes across, like he's a master carpenter giving his seal of approval.
 
My great grandparents also gave the chickens eggshels, but the rationale was different yet again! They said that the hens wouldn't have enough calcium to form hard enough shells otherwise (maybe slowing the egg production?) and I know that sometimes the hens did lay eggs with very soft shells or rarely basically no shell at all (but I think that was maybe some condition of old hens or something, I was pretty young and paid more attention to running around in chicken shit playing with them, rather than the qualities of their eggs, good times).
 
At work but holy heck, 13 minutes?!
You didn't miss much. It's probably one of the most boring fat on the go videos ever, but it's him randomly touring a furniture store so it isn't like anyone was expecting a lot. And Fatty still managed to under-deliver because of the stupid fucking music he has for the video including while he's chatting with the owner.
 
New Jack on the Go:

OREILLY'S AMISH FURNITURE STORE, NASHVILLE, TN
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I think this is my favorite Jack video in years. He sounds like a serial killer shopping for dressers to stuff bodies in. Awkwardly waddling around pointing his phone at tables, mumbling with that guttural stroke voice to himself about how they're "nice and sturdy" and that he "loves this, it's very nice" as if he's thinking about furniture of a different kind
Those prices are obscene. Even for full quarter sawn kiln dried hardwood construction. About 30% too high.

I say that as I rest my ass on a gigantic leather sectional from Mennonite owned Smith Brothers. I do “buy once cry once” with furniture to a fault. But these prices are obnoxious for a place next to fucking Taco Bell.

$4400 for the chinesium electric fire place in a tv stand? Of course Jack was attracted to the barrel chairs. They remind him of sitting around and eating wings with Paul’s barrel sized ass. $900 for a round of live edge wood with a metal stand attached to it? $1400 armless dining room chairs ?! Fuck no. Not unless this is one of those furniture stores that advertise with 50% off sales all of the time. Even with inflation factored in, i can get more stylish Italian made furniture from design within reach.

Also you know damn well that there will be a JOTG filmed from that Taco Bell On the same trip.


Did anyone catch the price on the mission style armchair? For reference I could get a brand new Saarnian Woumb Chair from Knoll for about $5k including ottoman. That’s the benchmark once your budget for lounge chairs can cross $3k.



Who the hell am I kidding!? Scalfattis are not buying this. They buy couches that have fucking USB ports and thermos cup holders built into them. Fucking slobs. Maybe Qarolynn might buy something here, but it will already look like it’s 40 years out of date.
 
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LOL ICYMI scootypuff sighting, this one seems analog. Like, you know, a regular one. So Jack has gotten so fat and crippled that he can’t even roll around in a motorised chair, he has to burden someone else. How does it feel to push your obese half-dead husband around Hammy? “Has prospects” indeed
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I would say maybe he was respecting the Amish culture by not using the electric wheelchair, but then again he's obnoxiously waving his phone around turning the place into his own studio. Or they didn't bring the chair with and the regular wheelchairs is all the place could offer instead of the motor carts most stores have.
 
I would say maybe he was respecting the Amish culture by not using the electric wheelchair
I admire your optimism but we're talking about Jack here. One, he would've made a point of telling us he was doing that. How else would we know he's such a good person? Two, he wears a dandruff-covered cartoon shirt literally everywhere. No way he's self-aware enough to bust out the ol' acoustic wheelchair just because he's around Amish people. I mean, it would be nice, but it's just beyond him.
 
I admire your optimism but we're talking about Jack here. One, he would've made a point of telling us he was doing that. How else would we know he's such a good person? Two, he wears a dandruff-covered cartoon shirt literally everywhere. No way he's self-aware enough to bust out the ol' acoustic wheelchair just because he's around Amish people. I mean, it would be nice, but it's just beyond him.

My sides :lol::lit: Acoustic wheelchair
 
Knowing them from my grandparents they would on average lay more than one egg a day.

Hens usually lay like 0.8 eggs per day. Maybe five a week per hen?

They dont lay in winter even if you feed them because there isn't enough sunlight. When they days get shorter they lay less and less until production stops completely. You can extend your egg season by putting a bright light in their coop to simulate a longer day, but that only does so much.

Their yolk color is indeed influenced by their diet. Addition of marigolds, paprika, etc can get their yolks nearly orange in color. Some commercial farmers can even use feed additives to increase the color of their yolks. One such product is called Lucantin. Heres a picture of a yolk color gauging tool called a Yolkfan:
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I hate how he is giving his comment on almost every piece of furniture he comes across, like he's a master carpenter giving his seal of approval.
And worst of all, none of the furniture was impressive? I'm not a carpentry expert but I like to think I know quality when I see it. And some of those corners weren't flush. Some screws were weirdly noticeable. The drawers rattled a lot.

Not to knock the guy; he's doing something right to be in business 50 years. (Also he was kind to humor this moron filming his staff and pawing at his wares.) But everything had that "cheap wood" look to it, like a step or two above Target but not special and not worth a breathless YouTube feature.
 
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Aren't the amish christians? I thought sunday was a holy day when you are forbidden from working for christians, is it different for the amish?
They may have non-Amish employees.

Also a lot of Amish have exemptions for their rules when it comes to their businesses. For example, the shop has power
 
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