Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/new-poll-shows-liberal-women-the-most-unhappy-lonely.212137/unread

Imagine him reading that article. He'd fucking snap knowing all those women would rather be alone than with him. LOL

Would that be any worse to him than his current fantasy where they're joining harems of credit card-wielding Zoomer guys and/or toothless MEYGA chuds?

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Would that be any worse to him than his current fantasy where they're joining harems of credit card-wielding Zoomer guys and/or toothless MEYGA chuds?

Yes, because he can imagine them getting swooped alllllll over again.

Be even better if someone replied to his posts, saying tinder is BOOMING right now and all the younger women are DESPERATE.

If I could only see his face in real time as he read that..

 

[not in the cards]

He's talking nonsense again

He still hasn't figured out that women won't date a lazy fat cunt that's incapable of looking after himself. Also, I could've sworn I've seen videos where he admitted that there were homeless men his age at the shelters 'kicking it' (probably just making small talk with) the younger women that he wanted to get with, so it's amazing how he's able to say this shit and still reach the conclusion that his situation is everyone else's fault. As if he hasn't been given enough chances in life. If mental gymnastics were a sport he'd be in much better shape.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas mooing about approaching women publicly LOL. Somehow giving a zoom r bae the ole razzle dazzle "Can I buy you a drink" is equivalent to Travis Kelce. Headphones on and everything.

Mooing about John Thundercock again.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Reeing about sjws again despite being one and holy shit does he sound mental in this one

He's making things up again

He's talking nonsense again

I love how his complaints against wokism are:

1. He wants the right to say nigga (soft a ending only) and retard as much as he wants without being judged.
2. He thinks it's hypocritical and wrong for women to critically assess a man's attractiveness.

In his mind these are the major wedge issues between socialism and liberalism, and are a great topic for a video that doesn't make him look bad at all. Is this nigga retarded? (I can say this because I am a socialist and Bernie personally gave me an N-pass and an R-pass)

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas mooing about approaching women publicly LOL. Somehow giving a zoom r bae the ole razzle dazzle "Can I buy you a drink" is equivalent to Travis Kelce. Headphones on and everything.

Mooing about John Thundercock again.

Uh oh, lucas is creeping around bowling alleys. All he needs is a purple jumpsuit and he can cosplay jesus from the big lebowski

8 year olds dude

Also I can't imagine how awkward and bizarre lucas must look trying to bowl. He walks with that bizarre sasquatch gait so shit must get pretty weird when he actually tries to do any actual bowling. I'm sure that would make for quite the video. No doubt still wearing his earphones and jacket

and god help whoever was unfortunate enough to wear the bowling shows after lucas with his hobo beetus MRSA feet. and we know damn well he rarely if ever wears socks

 

[mothman96]

Uh oh, lucas is creeping around bowling alleys. All he needs is a purple jumpsuit and he can cosplay jesus from the big lebowski

8 year olds dude

Also I can't imagine how awkward and bizarre lucas must look trying to bowl. He walks with that bizarre sasquatch gait so shit must get pretty weird when he actually tries to do any actual bowling. I'm sure that would make for quite the video. No doubt still wearing his earphones and jacket

and god help whoever was unfortunate enough to wear the bowling shows after lucas with his hobo beetus MRSA feet. and we know damn well he rarely if ever wears socks

I'd say he goes to the bowling alley not to bowl but to check if there are any girls he can eyeball. That place is called North Bowl and he took a selfie there back in Sept 2024.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I'd say he goes to the bowling alley not to bowl but to check if there are any girls he can eyeball.

This applies to every non-restaurant and non-grocery store location Lucas goes to, ever. Lucas has no true hobbies that are not related to creeping on females in one way or another.
Even in the above exceptions, Lucas will still look for girls to creepily and awkwardly eyeball, but they aren't his primary intention (food is).

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Also I can't imagine how awkward and bizarre lucas must look trying to bowl. He walks with that bizarre sasquatch gait so shit must get pretty weird when he actually tries to do any actual bowling. I'm sure that would make for quite the video. No doubt still wearing his earphones and jacket

Yeah, no way he has the coordination to bowl with his feet pointing NW/NE all the time. He probably stands at the line, both hands on the ball and throws it from between his legs like an 8 year old.

 

[mothman96]

Hey Mallon Place Creeper -- You were not "kickn' it with" that Gen Z girl in your nursing home. You were Creeping on/stalking her. She had to rely on that other Gen X man to get you to back off. And for sure you do not "kickn't it with" beatiful Gen Z women.

 

[WonderWino]

Hey Mallon Place Creeper -- You were not "kickn' it with" that Gen Z girl in your nursing home. You were Creeping on/stalking her. She had to rely on that other Gen X man to get you to back off. And for sure you do not "kickn't it with" beatiful Gen Z women.

I see he's back to wearing a baseball cap. How very republican MAGA clone of you lucas. Interesting that his IG handle doesn't come up in any google searches, I wonder if he's being throttled by IG cause of his questionable content. Though one thing that did come up when searching for it was this description of the wernology youtube channel:

Channel Description
Wernology serves as an archive channel dedicated to reuploading content from Lucas Werner, who has deleted his previous channels. The channel focuses on themes surrounding controversial topics, including incel culture and personal narratives that challenge mainstream perspectives. By providing a platform for these videos, Wernology allows viewers to engage with content that may not be readily available elsewhere. The channel features a variety of video formats, including deleted content and exclusive Instagram videos, catering to an audience interested in alternative viewpoints. The creator emphasizes transparency by keeping comments enabled, contrasting with Werner's previous approach. This channel aims to foster discussion and exploration of complex social issues.

Lucas would be big mad about his videos being focused on controversial topics including incel culture. Not to mention the subtle jab at lucas for his history of turning off or blocking comments to avoid alternative viewpoints

 

[HackerX]

Sounds like he just needs to find a woman who considers shuffling around downtown Spokane fun. One that gets wet for dudes who look homeless and use headphones to keep voices on the wind out. Can't forget about watching movies on a laptop in a nursing home. Now that's an absolute blast. Though I don't think he thought that all the way through. He can't afford any streaming services and he's too retarded to pirate anything. That date would be restricted to whatever his YouTube algorithm is, lol, and there's a very good chance a Wernology video would autoplay.

 

[WonderWino]

Some idiot gifted him 80 sheets of graph paper and he considers it 'like gold'

He also bought 30 dice from a convenience store recently. Real responsible way for a 45 year old destitute hobo to spend what little he has there. and he wonders why he was forced to have a payee

and he's using chatgpt to give him ideas to create games, admits he only understands 10% of what he's told by it but 'realized he could fill in the rest of the 90% of that with his mind' not realizing it makes him sound like a moron

He shows one of these looney games that includes building pollution...that you can get rid of by using clergy...because he thinks clergy were the scientists back in the day and then he just rambles about gibberish in a way that its clear he's assuming everybody knows what he's talking about

He 'looked' and realized theres no books on game design including dice and graph paper. Probably because said books aren't intended for low IQ hobos

He wants more colored blocks, brags about how he's made his own 'game development kit' with scraps and blocks that cost him $100 in materials

He wants to make a game like risk....with graph paper....and without the luck aspect. So not like risk then

I shudder at the absolutely horrifying shitshow of a game lucas would come up with if he got it in his head to learn some basic programming and discovered computerized rng. Though the idea of lucas downloading visual studio onto his shitty laptop and fucking around on google like an indian intern trying to figure out how to do anything beyond hello world is hilarious. I can absolutely see exactly how that would go - lucas would see the drag and drop visual part of it and assume its great and can do most of the shit for him and how clever he is for finding this....spending a day or two building some abomination of a game board on the visual side of things, and then the stupified caveman look that comes over his face when he can't figure out how to make anything actually work cause he didn't realize its not like chatgpt and you can't just tell the program what to do. His attempt at coding anything from google and no doubt chatgpt would no doubt make competent programmers cry tears of blood

He also created a game called sorority chicks which the name alone should raise some eyebrows. Apparently you 'take the blondes and put them into groups of threes, taking the brunettes and putting them into groups of four all the way up to the latinas and grouping them up into groups of eight' and says 'it doesn't really matter why I did that, I didn't do that for any particular reason except to separate them out. and they each have a sister, like the redheads sister the ebonies, so the ebonies and the redheads they're next to each other in the graph and you get an extra point, so you're developing these sororities...clusters of women....which a couple of my friends thought was really cool... cause its a unique kind of gameplay and they liked the topic matter of being sorority chicks' which should also raise some eyebrows cause it shows he absolutely did have some creepy shit going on in his head when he came up with that and knows it, and has enough brains to recognize that everyone else will know it too

That fucking sorority game raises all kinds of red fucking flags. Clusters of women is a new wernological term for damn sure. That shit speaks volumes about the level of crazy and creepiness going on in his swiss cheese brain. Can you imagine the look on an actual college girls face if he explained that game to her? She'd have a death grip on the pepper spray in her purse 5 seconds later

and he supposedly created a new version of cafeteria uprising that is 'magic the gathering meets chess meets advanced squad leader on paper'

His plan is to 'make a book of them and sell the book'

 

[VoidFace]

and he's using chatgpt to give him ideas to create games, admits he only understands 10% of what he's told by it but 'realized he could fill in the rest of the 90% of that with his mind' not realizing it makes him sound like a moron

How much do you want to bet it isn't that ChatGPT is "too hard to understand," it is just completely unintelligible because it is responding to his nonsensical gibberish. Garbage in, garbage out. So he is just driving ChatGPT into a schizophrenic episode of its own.

 

[WonderWino]

How much do you want to bet it isn't that ChatGPT is "too hard to understand," it is just completely unintelligible because it is responding to his nonsensical gibberish. Garbage in, garbage out. So he is just driving ChatGPT into a schizophrenic episode of its own.

Yeah exactly. The more he feeds nonsense into it the more bizarre the responses he'll get and he'll just keep putting out increasingly nonsensical gibberish games. He already showed he uses it to 'research' telomere shit as well and given chatgpt's history of literally making things up and citing non existent sources like it loves to do with legal related shit its only a matter of time before he starts citing non existent papers, studies and researchers to promote the idea that he should totally be fucking teen girls, and the more he pushes the boundaries of whats acceptable with it the creepier the responses he's going to get from it will be and the more he's going to out himself for being a creepy pedo. I bet he also thinks using chatgpt for 'research' is being clever cause he doesn't have to google shit and can try to get it to explain shit to him like he's a retard, which of course he is. Not to mention he no doubt thinks its a way to talk about 'research' without getting in trouble from people like dan eisenberg for trying to use their shit to promote pedo behavior. No doubt lucas doesn't realize just how much nonsensical bs chatgpt puts out nor how easily he's going to out himself as a retard for using it

Also if this ends up actually happening I wonder what lucas will have to say about trump then. He sure loved the biden bux he got, until they were stolen from him for being a retard with them. If he gets his hands on 5k he'll no doubt still shit on trump, demand more and have obscene amounts of clinkerdaggers delivered to mallon place and run through that 5k in record time

 

[9xcosette]

Also if this ends up actually happening I wonder what lucas will have to say about trump then.

will certainly expect a bountiful feast at Clinkerniggers along with a resurgence of the I WILL PAY YOU $1000 TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME type rants

 

[HackerX]

How much do you want to bet it isn't that ChatGPT is "too hard to understand," it is just completely unintelligible because it is responding to his nonsensical gibberish. Garbage in, garbage out. So he is just driving ChatGPT into a schizophrenic episode of its own.

I desperately need to see the prompts and response. We already know exactly what they are, but I need to see the whole thing in action. "AI, please explain how I can get laid, but in terms of age gap relationships, telomeres, bigotry, and socialist atheism. She must be 18-25."

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Also if this ends up actually happening I wonder what lucas will have to say about trump then. He sure loved the biden bux he got, until they were stolen from him for being a retard with them. If he gets his hands on 5k he'll no doubt still shit on trump, demand more and have obscene amounts of clinkerdaggers delivered to mallon place and run through that 5k in record time

He'll smugly claim he's smarter than those idiot Trump voters because he's swindled you out of your money, then immediately go to moooo into his phone about how he has new money to treat the honies to dinner with

 

[HackerX]

Ya know, he'd save himself a lot of frustration if it ever got beat into him that women aren't rejecting him because of his age, but because he's him. He's absolutely cryseething into his taxpayer-funded pillow on his taxpayer-funded bed in his taxpayer-funded room every night and complaining about the hippocrit Christian bigots not offering him 12 year olds whomst he wants to fistfully inject his defective telomeres into.

Whoever his therapist is, God Speed. Hopefully that therapist has a therapist because I couldn't imagine the frustration of dealing with him on a semi-regular basis. Shit, I get MATI watching him act exactly the same he has for years, if only because broken neurons are unable to connect to reality. It's like repeating something to someone 20 times and then still saying "what".

 

[Bassomatic]

While I don't think these 5k checks are a thing both as an economist (actually a dr nigga) and my own poli leanings. You know Lucas is drooling but acts like it's bad till it's in his hand.

He will waste it and not get pussy like normal.