Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Stan said:
Look this is what I mean
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Maude Snew said:
Jeniffer Tomlinson got you beat.
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No, stalker child. I am not going to look at your fat tits. In fact, I wouldn't even have sex with you. Enjoy diabetes.
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BoobWhiskers said:
I shared the urinal cake story tonight with the rest of the household because how could you not.

Not sure if the actual Reddit thread (someone already archived it) was linked before, or just the tweet capping bits and pieces of it. I'm sure it's already been posted.

But, while going through to get full screencaps, I found this in the comments:
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Seemed nice to have a little (assumedly mtf) retarded to balance things out. In case this needed to be said to literally anyone ever other than this dude: a pad is not a bandaid for your vagina. That's not how that works.
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I’m a bit late but this is my first time enjoying that thread. WTF. How did she not get chemical burns and syphilis?

Imagine going into the toilet and seeing a lil dood, bare arsed, legs tightly wrapped around a urinal, trying to not piss all over herself and the floor. And then rubbing a urinal cake all over her flaps.

To be fair to her she’s taken the criticism and jokes in great stride and has kept the thread up because people have found it so funny.
 
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Stan said:
Look this is what I mean
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It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.
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Goddammit Margaret, keep the weird shit to your thread. No tranny is going to look at this and be jealous. Just mention you’re a woman and you have periods, that’s usually all it takes to make them seethe.
 
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Stan said:
Look this is what I mean
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It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.
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Another day, another woman proves the essence of this meme true
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FUCK said:
I'm surprised I can't find anyone having posted these.
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Did an episode of Two and a Half men start in his mind while he was writing this?

Oh, well, time to pay my taxes.

I'd like to title this short segment: "MY FUCKING BITCH OF A WIFE".
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So for context we met in grade 9 and are 23 and 24 so we've been together just shy of 9 years, just shy of half our life and it just felt like it was so easy for her to throw it all down the fucking drain. I started transitioning in December and they have to kinda chew it over for a week or so and then thought great we'll have more in common, but shortly after that they start inviting this new guy friend over and looking at him how they used to look at me, talking about them how they used to talk about me, and over the last 1-2 months I've just been stone walled by my partner any time I tried to show them affection be it cuddles kissing holding hands going on a date or deeper intimacy it felt like I was stone walled and pushed away, always some reason they couldn't... I texted them the other night because I saw what looked like a bugout bag of any important stuff they'd need if they just up and left and they said no haha that's just stuff I found that if I don't use in a couple months I'm gonna toss, and I say okay sorry my brain is being stupid right now, do you love me as much as the day we met? And any time either of us had asked this is was absolutely my love if anything my love for you have grown stronger but she responded with idk I feel like we've both grown so much, I know I care about you why don't we talk in person. And then goes on to say that they've been feeling like this for months and I say I have too so let's make it right and it felt like her mind was already made up. She swears it's not because of my transition but everything in my mind is telling me it is and it feels like all the signs are pointing towards she fell out of love with me as a girl.. and found a guy who could better suit her needs and be a man. We used to go to a lot of raves together and when I was a man the pictures we seem so happy and in the ones post transition her smile looks fake. Idk just a rant it's still very tender rn.
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My wife and I have mostly lived apart in our 6 year relationship. I've mostly worked away but when I settled down in town we both acknowledged each others space and it seemed to have worked. Not everyone understood this arrangment but it was our relationship not theirs. We are both career driven.

She understood that I would transition years into our relationship and had a desire to get married, regardless. As did I; She was my queen.
Long story short, she has now told me that I am better off with a man to compliment the dynamic of my feminine side (which is completely untrue as I am wholly attracted to women) and states that I have taken away HER femininity in this process.

I believe it has gotten all "too real" for her as I have changed my name and now living as a woman full time. Maybe she thought it would pass? But each and every conversation we have ever had I have laid everything on the table. Total vulnerability. To ensure this is the relationship that both of us desire.

It seems that she misunderstood that and now I even feel mislead. But I can't deny my role in this. Some days are definitely easier than others for me and I have certainly projected a lot of my shit on her. Thinking she is my wife and will try to support no matter what.

This hasnt just happened overnight... I've noticed patterns.. the way she introduces me to her friends or colleagues... versus the way I've read her messages to them as well. They will deadname me in the chat (obviously I'm not meant to see this) but overall I usually rationalise through that and understand that it's a transition for her, too.

I love her to death and only want her to be happy. It seems she has chosen herself. And I am happy for her... but fuck it hurts 🥺
Has she just found an excuse to get away or was she maybe considering this the whole time? I mean, who can tell... i guess I just want impossible answers.

I am very mindful and conscious within myself... i know i will thrive no matter what... the downs just hurt thats all and I'm totally feeling it all.
I have noticed that I may have limited certain phases in my transition due to me wanting to keep pleasing my wife etc so hoping to get out more and engage with beautiful people in the community. Any advice on that would be great 💚

Bless you, babes x
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(R) Fun fact, this one got locked because he dared comparing being a tranny to having a mental illness.
Hello to all you beautiful people, cis and trans who will read this.

I have before me an awful dilemma and I would like your input to make the most compassionate choice and perspectives.

My spouse told me they want a divorce at the start of the month. It came just after I had undergone GCS surgery and some FFS. The problem is her ick of my body and dissatisfaction with being in a marriage to a woman. We have four kids and have been married for 12 years. I have been transitioning for 7 of those years.

I have been crying all month long. F valentines day and my anniversary being this month. But today It kind of came to a head.

I finally got a sit down and a brutal honest conversation. I have been desperate to hold my family together and watching her despair grow over the years has been extremely hard and I have sacrificed so much to keep it together. She has been resentful for 7 years and angry with me for doing this to her. She knows it’s not a choice but she never ever wanted to be in a queer relationship.

I was so hurt. If it had been any other condition, we wouldn’t be in this situation. If I had MS or some other debilitating condition she wouldn’t be leaving. Its all about how she cannot bear the burden and stigma of being in a relationship with a woman.

So we had a frank discussion. Brutal open and full of tears. I asked what it would take to be with me. Her answer is that I would need to be a man socially, and probably around her. I would need to just be a man in the eyes of society to stay.

For myself thats hard news to take. BUT its not as hard to swallow as the thought of breaking up our family, losing thousands of dollars and being alone for years. I am disappointed but not nearly as devastated as much as the divorce was to me.

Spouses, people, friends, I love my wife. I truly do. I feel I could make this sacrifice. I can’t undo my surgery, thank god, but that being the case helps me feel better about my gender presentation being male socially. I have something they can never take away from me now. That makes the future a-lot better to imagine.

Truly, if anyone understands the sacrifice I am contemplating making it would be this sub.

If this was the sacrifice you had to make to keep your marriage and your family together, would you do it?

She knows what this means for me. She knows how hard it will be and isn’t going to force me to be masc all the time, but when it counts I can sacrifice for her and in return she can find some peace and happiness in a husband I took from her.

What would you do? Would you let go to be with your spouse? How important is all of it for you? If you had a spouse making that sacrifice, would you want them to? What would it mean to you if they did?
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"How dare these fucking cunts choose themselves over me choosing myself?"
 
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