Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Judge_Death]

Musk is presently playing the role of Deep State. Could I please get some MAGAtard wrath about that?

 

[Eventide]

As a medfag, I'm fascinated by the rumors of his botched cock surgery. I wonder if it was botched by the surgeon or if it got infected because he's a retard with dirty hands. Or from masturbating too soon after surgery. So many options.

It's a plastic surgery with one of the highest known failure rates (20-30% suffer complications). The creator of the only legal penile implant in the US (Penuma), literally got in trouble with the medical board last year.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Musk wants to transition into a robot body so he can do Kim Kardashian at 3000 rpms
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Transhumanism seems to have done to Musk pretty well, guess it explains his weird anatomy.

 

[NoBueno]

Transhumanism seems to have done to Musk pretty well, guess it explains his weird anatomy.

Things are getting closer to Fallout 4/Evangelion all the time

 

[Gregis]

The worst part: He could rock that bald look, but he's too insecure for that move. Make of that what you will.

I disagree, he needs coverings. His body looks incredibly strange, I don't think his head/face is much better. Clothes and hair do a lot for him.

 

[TheMotherCucker]

Musk wants to transition into a robot body so he can do Kim Kardashian at 3000 rpms
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Damnit. Women are starting to invade the being a customer for a sex robot industry. Just when ya thought guys finally had something to theirselves this.. thing has to ruin it. First they came for Olympic sports. Then they came for Shakesperian plays. Then they came for preachers. Then they came for presidents. Didn't win. But ended up being one unofficially anyway. Then movies. Then video games. Then obnoxious weebs. Now they're even taking away gooner robot client fandom from us. Null, beware. One of these foul beasts may breach our walls.

On a serious note all she's known for is being an extra from a slightly less shitty of an MTV show than teen mom and fucking over Kanye. Therefore Elon definitely is jelly of his robot.

 

[poopinmy_line]

I disagree, he needs coverings. His body looks incredibly strange, I don't think his head/face is much better. Clothes and hair do a lot for him.

he would look best in a casket

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This'll shock everyone but Elon is lying about the amount he's been saving

https://www.latintimes.com/musks-doge-accused-cooking-books-after-8-billion-savings-immediately-debunked-576097

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

This'll shock everyone but Elon is lying about the amount he's been saving

https://www.latintimes.com/musks-doge-accused-cooking-books-after-8-billion-savings-immediately-debunked-576097

Musk‘s “savings” and “discoveries” being touted as either by the dipshits on Twitter really is something to witness. All of his contract “gotchas” are public record and have been since at least 2008. Anyone sucking off his broken dick deserve the blood load they’re going to have to swallow to stay in his good graces. His “we are paying 200 year olds social security” was so dumb I was shocked he wasn’t laughed at by the rest of the people in the room with him but we all saw how the sycophants just ate it up and took it as gospel.

Next couple of days are going to be interesting for ol’ broke dick Musk. With thousands on the docket to be illegally fired tomorrow I wouldn’t be shocked in the least to see at least a couple of them show up with nothing to lose and an easy target. If not tomorrow then at some point down the road. Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a lot of peoples lives in the midst of being ruined thanks to Musk I wouldn’t be shocked to see another Shinzo Abe situation play out.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Elon needs to be a giant computer screen in a casino with a turkey baster arm so that he can live out his dreams.

 

[オプセック]

What if his dick is so broken it can't be repaired with current medical science? I'd get why he's a transhumanist in that case, I'd want to believe medical science will get outrageously better / I could someday live in a working-dick simulation too

Musk wants to transition into a robot body so he can do Kim Kardashian at 3000 rpms

This is so sad - Not.
But holy fuck, should it really come to that and their technotopia becomes true, just put my failing, frail body into one of these...

Spoiler

I shall perish in glorious combat - living forever is fake and gay.
I swear I won't go awol and crush billionaire cyborg-tranny skulls instead of brown people - pinky promise!

 

[JaneThough]

This is so sad - Not.
But holy fuck, should it really come to that and their technotopia becomes true, just put my failing, frail body into one of these...

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I shall perish in glorious combat - living forever is fake and gay.
I swear I won't go awol and crush billionaire cyborg-tranny skulls instead of brown people - pinky promise!

And I’ll be an Adrienne Barbeaubot

 

[The Hardest R]

This'll shock everyone but Elon is lying about the amount he's been saving

https://www.latintimes.com/musks-doge-accused-cooking-books-after-8-billion-savings-immediately-debunked-576097

They’ll just lie about the savings because by the time it gets corrected, the entirety of Boomerbook has circulated the fake numbers and that’s what they’ll remember. Once again he’s treating his retarded, gullible base like his retarded, gullible investors.

And I’ll be an Adrienne Barbeaubot

I had to rate this post a winner on general principle due to the Sealab 2021 reference.

 

[Laughing Putin]

Who does Elon think he's fooling? I think he's going to learn that the public isn't as willing to go along with his stupid lies and exaggerations as Wall Street has been. It's not that Wall Street is gullible, it's that they are always eager to boost a clever con artist so they join in on the pump and dump. The public, with no such vested interest, isn't going to be so forgiving.

 

[Al Jolson]

Some of the most rancid cunts I’ve ever had the misery of working with could produce results, and that’s why anyone ever put up with them.

But this guy has consistently relied on hype and outright false forward looking statements to get by in life, so treat any and all claims all over the news or social media with the suspicion they deserve.

ie:

This'll shock everyone but Elon is lying about the amount he's been saving

https://www.latintimes.com/musks-doge-accused-cooking-books-after-8-billion-savings-immediately-debunked-576097

Okay so we have one mistake or exaggeration.

I’ll be concerned if/when the rest of the claims end up being exaggerations, mistakes and or lies.

Hating someone so much you can’t agree with them or approve of anything they ever do is what makes someone an EDS/TDS a-logger blinded by hatred.

I don’t trust Elon or believe anything he says, but if these claims don’t merit being scrutinized and “fact checked” as zealously as my harmless stupid tweets (that only 12 people are ever going to read) then nothing does

 

[The Hardest R]

Who does Elon think he's fooling? I think he's going to learn that the public isn't as willing to go along with his stupid lies and exaggerations as Wall Street has been. It's not that Wall Street is gullible, it's that they are always eager to boost a clever con artist so they join in on the pump and dump. The public, with no such vested interest, isn't going to be so forgiving.

There’s an entire section of this very forum that seems to be going along with what he’s doing. There’s a base that’s willing to be duped as long as it owns da libs right now. They’ll never personally gain from it except for the fantasy that someone else will suffer because of his actions, which is good enough for them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Okay so we have one mistake or exaggeration.

I’ll be concerned if/when the rest of the claims end up being exaggerations, mistakes and or lies.

Hating someone so much you can’t agree with them or approve of anything they ever do is what makes someone an EDS/TDS a-logger blinded by hatred.

I don’t trust Elon or believe anything he says, but if these claims don’t merit being scrutinized and “fact checked” as zealously as my harmless stupid tweets (that only 12 people are ever going to read) then nothing does

Lol that you believe Elon is really cutting what he says he is. You really are a gullible retard

 

[barrow greeter]

there is no audio recording aboard Marine 1 but you can see a fairly lengthy and memeful conversation between commander in chief and doge in chief taking place while waiting for deboarding ; I bet the press would have done anything to know what they were bantering about - best (new) friends in government

 

[Gregis]

This'll shock everyone but Elon is lying about the amount he's been saving

https://www.latintimes.com/musks-doge-accused-cooking-books-after-8-billion-savings-immediately-debunked-576097

Wtf is the Latin Times and why did you make me give them a click instead of providing an archive. Their story just references an NYT article, and as far as I can tell the only thing they added to it was an incredibly gay section where they quoted some random retards' social media posts. Anyway, here's a link to an archive of the NYT story.

 

[mofu mofo]

Okay so we have one mistake or exaggeration.

I’ll be concerned if/when the rest of the claims end up being exaggerations, mistakes and or lies.

Hating someone so much you can’t agree with them or approve of anything they ever do is what makes someone an EDS/TDS a-logger blinded by hatred.

I don’t trust Elon or believe anything he says, but if these claims don’t merit being scrutinized and “fact checked” as zealously as my harmless stupid tweets (that only 12 people are ever going to read) then nothing does

Somebody has already looked into that. There's a lot of argument about how you should actually count the savings from gov contracts as they're all ludicrously complex.