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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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wat happen to jons retarded "show"?
It's still going but the cameras are frozen right now and have been for a while. The viewers peaked in the first couple days at around 250 but now its down to around 100 when stuff is actually going on. I think the plan is to go for the entire month of February. By the way, the show is horrible.
 
Did you write a whole bookpost for this one point? What was he supposed to do, wrap his hands around the freaks neck and not let go till the life left his eyes? He says "I can't think of a funnier way to do this," and as Brandon is packing his shit tells Burt to save him. It was fucking hilarious watch Burt spin his wheels trying to think of a way to keep Brandon on the show while his perceived sex object sadly packed his crap. What is the outcome you wanted? Because as far as I can tell your just mad damn Hyde didn't pull a gun out and shot him or something
Why are you reacting as if I’m the one out for blood? From my perspective, Brandon took more accountability for what he did than Sam ever has, and didn’t excuse what he did beyond calling it a mistake. My stance was that they judged the contestants for not doing something that Sam could barely do, despite being the reason that he was there, and getting paid. That’s some DARVO shit.
I understand having mercy on the guy, what an absolute horror show it would be if Brandon had realized the host was actually the self appointed Alpha King of 4chan’s /pol/ while he was still in the house with him, but if you can understand Sam showing him mercy (while having the full story), then everybody should be able to understand why the fish did too. After all, Sam can only hope they give him the same amount of grace once they leave and get a chance to see all the shit he’s been accused of. I triggered my own sperg out because I’m just not capable of that much cognitive dissonance, maybe it’s because I still have a gag reflex
I don’t think people who are ok with the high school girl shit should get to feel better than anybody.
 
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I like Mizzy and they should have kept her but at the same time I'm not sure she would have been much of a better actor than binx.
I agree, Mizzy wasnt actually a good character and kind of annoying until after Sam told her about the show and told her she was the one to figure it out.

Before that she was trauma bonding with the girl with big titties over Luke smashing the pumpkin and with Peyton about night terrors from her guy friend (ex? idk) at a Las Vegas hotel where he shook her awake screaming in the middle of the night about spiders on the walls after theyd taken LSD or some shit.

After she was told about the show she actually stopped acting and let herself be weird and eat whole meals at like 3 am while talking with them about whatever bullshit, and she had the snack hoard with like all the sodas in the house.

Mizzy being a bit weird is what made her better than Binx I think, she had character. One thing in the beginning she would do is when she was trying to bond with the other girls, she would just slowly take over the conversation and make it about herself and her stories and what she wanted to talk about.

Binx was always strategizing and about being in control and it made her safe, but kind of boring. Even off the show she comes across like that and its a bit, standoffish i guess.
wat happen to jons retarded "show"?
Someone said they made a thread for ig Jon himself but also his show so I think people are trying to post stuff about it there.
 
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Betty saying Sam kicked her off the show for flashing her tits, and he said "no comment"
Betty had a lot of issues that bothered Sam, it wasn't just her flashing her tits that made Sam hate her.

it doesn't look like a trick he was pulling on Trish, but instead genuine concern after hearing whatever CK accused him of.
Dude this was 100% a bit. You can't seriously think Sam really thought Brian was a rapist. This was around the same time Sam was getting Jimmy to try and hit on Taylor as well.

I agree Sam mistook Binx as the "go girl" instead of Mizzy. Mizzy was kind of a drag early on and her potential unclear.
Mizzy wasn't any more of a drag early on than Letty was early s1. And Trish is 100% a drag all the time and still is a drag. Binx is like Trish but MUCH worse.

Thinking of Trish and Binx does bring me back to the thought that all the fish actually knew about Fishtank and were being actors pretending they didn't know, since its confirmed that Binx and Ted knew about the show and it's confirmed that the wiggers knew this and covered it up. I think this is why Sam had such a boner for Binx, he knew she was a big fan of the show so he expected her to be the greatest fish of all time when in reality she is the worst fish of all time for a multitude of reasons. This is also why Sam soured on her so hard during the RV trip. Sam didn't think much of Mizzy at first because EVERYONE HATES her and EVERYONE STILL HATES her, meanwhile Binx is literally (no joke) worshipped by the FT fanbase even more than Josie ever was and Binx is still being literally worshipped by the fans.

Personally I hate shit like lying to the audience just for the sake of lying to the audience and I really wish they let us know who's actually a fan and who's not secretly in the confessional. Or just have a label next to their name in the fish list
I like Mizzy and they should have kept her but at the same time I'm not sure she would have been much of a better actor than binx.
i think the seafood ball fight was one of binxs best moments but thats a thing where like production sets that stuff up.
The seafood fight was some of the worst moments s3 had to offer, just like when Binx egged Burt and mentioned Brandon while doing it in a way that confirmed that she had no real idea why she should actually hate Brandon and was pretending in a similar fashion a 5 year old would. Binx was so fucking fake and lame anytime she did anything like that it was so cringe and boring. That's why Mizzy was always WAY better than Binx. Anytime Mizzy started shit she did it of her own volition naturally because she had the guts to do what she wanted to do and say what she wanted to say to whoever's face which caused so much seething from the fish and audience alike. Mizzy wasn't playing a character like Binx, she was all natural so I think she would've improved FH 2.0 immensely.

Now that I think about it, Binx is very much the Brian of s3 Always playing a character that she thinks will make the audience like her more instead of just being real. Except Binx was successful in making FT tards worship her because she's a mega thot, a power Brian never had.
 
Mizzy wasnt actually a good character and kind of annoying until after Sam told her about the show and told her she was the one to figure it out.
That's not how it went at all and you know it. It wasn't "Sam told Mizzy about the show and made her feel good" it was really that Mizzy actually found out about the show on her own which caused Sam to panic because he never expected anyone to have enough brain cells to put things together. In Sam's panic he confronted Mizzy multiple times making it even more clear that Mizzy was on to something meaning he had to give Mizzy a decision. And she made the wise decision unlike Smack.

Mizzy gradually changing the more she learned is called character development btw, the very thing that makes a great Fishtank character and one of the reasons so many people grew to like Letty in s1. Anyone having any kind of natural character development in FT is a rarity and something the wiggers are always desperate for. So you are extremely wrong about Mizzy not being a good character and you're probably just delusional.
 
Brandon took more accountability for what he did than Sam ever has
Yeah him lying and saying he didnt know it was a kid is really owning what he did, get the fuck out of here with this retarded take.

if you can understand Sam showing him mercy (while having the full story), then everybody should be able to understand why the fish did too.
the show was sam gaslighting the contestants at that point, not being outright malicious. The conflict was supposed to be driven by the contestants. Hence why Sam told Binx to make sure the gay freak leaves, and him rounding up the boys like a goonsquad only to watch all but Luke shirk away from their given responsibilities leading to "This cast is AIDS." and Sam just outright kicking brandon himself.

Im sure Sam would've loved to try getting the gay freak to box him like every other contestant that hes been annoyed by but brandon was at least socially smart enough to navigate a bunch of norgroids saying "You did weird pedo shit?" so even if he asked Brandon wouldve either said no, or very quickly realized after staing boxing training it was not in good faith. Hes also been previously litigious so getting him out without opening themselves to a lawsuit was probably the goal. Notice how Sam never outright said "Wow this dude wants to fuck kids." He just showed people what he had done and let them hopefully voice the issue.

Again, what did you want Sam to do lmao?
 
Dude this was 100% a bit. You can't seriously think Sam really thought Brian was a rapist. This was around the same time Sam was getting Jimmy to try and hit on Taylor as well.
Not a rapist of course, but I had no clue what he thought. She clearly told him something because she tweeted the clip out, and I think Brain was making himself look like a bitch by the way he spoke to her the whole time until he left, and for screaming at Summer before. Wasn’t it just TJ he was setting Taylor up with? Either way I don’t know why Sam would need tell Trish to stay away from Brian too.
I think this is why Sam had such a boner for Binx, he knew she was a big fan of the show so he expected her to be the greatest fish of all time when in reality she is the worst fish of all time for a multitude of reasons.

I think he mistook Binx as a fan when she genuinely didn’t know who he was, and was only vaguely aware of fishtank. He had a crush on her and couldn’t see her pick me status through his simp goggles, and misapplied it to Mizzy instead. Tbf mizzy did flash her bra to the camera. He had it in his head that Binx was the good girl, or something. Mizzy liked conflict so she would have been great for FH2.0.
I think he still liked Binx during the Rv trip, she had the other mic most of the time, he just didn’t like her shipping him and mizzy. But he kept asking about how she was going to take care of herself once the show was over, so I think he wanted to keep her around and on a payroll.

Payton clears them both just for getting thrown through a chair and beating the shit out of Frank then delivering that “AREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO ALL BE DOING WHAT BURT DOES? I guess we’re all supposed to be acting crazy like Burt!” Speech while he was larping with Xavier. that was kino.
 
Most people here probably don't follow the Sam Hyde thread but if you do you'll notice a suspicious pattern from this thread's newest poster and and their account that is only one day old: the user filth de franco absolutely hates Sam Hyde and finds all of his fans pathetic, yet she is a paypig who watches every single piece of Sam's content including every season of Fishtank and knows every intricate detail about all of his associates and his life and history. Reminds me of a few users who have been banned from the SH thread for using alt accounts to ban evade and then posting the exact same content, written in the exact same way and then getting banned again after a month or two.
 
Again, what did you want Sam to do lmao?
Be a better fucking host instead of blaming contestants and letting production do it too. They hired the fucking guy. He just bailed to the basement and acted like he did something while he got his plant to actually confront him, the only fish who knew Sam/Production’s background and could act according to what was expected of him. Sam managed to interrogate Binx and Lilly just fine when he thought she was lezzing out. Had to pull Luke back out for Jeff though, confusing everyone into thinking it was a bit.
Notice how Sam never outright said "Wow this dude wants to fuck kids."
He called him a sick fuck as soon as his back turned, like a catty bitch. lmao.

Every time you ask “what was Sam supposed to do?” Why don’t you ask “what were the fish supposed to do?”.
Luke didn’t succeed. Instead, we got the same “it’s not that bad,” “nobody even cares,” “it was years ago,” “why is it his responsibility? Where are the parents?,” “things on the internet aren’t always what they seem,” “but he was cleared by the FBI!” Talking points that I’m sure Sam would be glad to see his threads be satisfied with.
 
Be a better fucking host instead of blaming contestants and letting production do it too. They hired the fucking guy. He just bailed to the basement and acted like he did something while he got his plant to actually confront him, the only fish who knew Sam/Production’s background and could act according to what was expected of him. Sam managed to interrogate Binx and Lilly just fine when he thought she was lezzing out. Had to pull Luke back out for Jeff though, confusing everyone into thinking it was a bit.

He called him a sick fuck as soon as his back turned, like a catty bitch. lmao.

Every time you ask “what was Sam supposed to do?” Why don’t you ask “what were the fish supposed to do?”.
Luke didn’t succeed. Instead, we got the same “it’s not that bad,” “nobody even cares,” “it was years ago,” “why is it his responsibility? Where are the parents?,” “things on the internet aren’t always what they seem,” “but he was cleared by the FBI!” Talking points that I’m sure Sam would be glad to see his threads be satisfied with.
Lotta words that have been posted before there, christmas de example
 
Most people here probably don't follow the Sam Hyde thread but if you do you'll notice a suspicious pattern from this thread's newest poster and and their account that is only one day old: the user filth de franco absolutely hates Sam Hyde and finds all of his fans pathetic, yet she is a paypig who watches every single piece of Sam's content including every season of Fishtank and knows every intricate detail about all of his associates and his life and history. Reminds me of a few users who have been banned from the SH thread for using alt accounts to ban evade and then posting the exact same content, written in the exact same way and then getting banned again after a month or two.
Schizoposting. Registration has been turned off all season, I’ve just been dumping a couple months of thoughts I’ve had backed up. Does Channing even watch fishtank?
 
Schizoposting. Registration has been turned off all season, I’ve just been dumping a couple months of thoughts I’ve had backed up. Does Channing even watch fishtank?
Changing doesn't, I don't think. Big Peggy most certainly does and she's a confirmed pay pig and merch buyer who writes exactly the same way as you do.

Actually changing probably watches too.
 
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