Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"any of a group of amine compounds of unpleasant taste and odor formed in putrefying animal and vegetable matter and formerly thought to cause food poisoning"

So it was a Freudian slip?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So it was a Freudian slip?

Knowing him, he probably heard the word thought it sounded good without looking it up.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Knowing him, he probably heard the word thought it sounded good without looking it up.

Very possibly. He does seem to believe he’s smarter than everyone else, despite being constantly outwitted by 2000s-style scammers. He probably figured that if he didn’t know what it meant, no one else could.

That being said, he also used to call himself “Toxic Tommy,” likely due to the fact that he’s covered in shit. Maybe this was a development of that.

 

[FinnSven]

This reads like he followed the instructions from the "How to Have an Imaginary Girlfriend" WikiHow

Erm………

Why is the wiki how giving such bad advice?

Granted people make up partners, often awkward teenagers or people who for whatever reason feel they need to tell certain people they have a relationship.

They don’t need to be encouraged to make one that is plausible.
Granted it’s not criminal unless they get up to fraud or something but it gives them tools to reinforce a delusion which could be dangerous to one’s mental health.

I suppose it’s a case of here is the information, it’s up to you what you do with it.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Erm………

Why is the wiki how giving such bad advice?

Granted people make up partners, often awkward teenagers or people who for whatever reason feel they need to tell certain people they have a relationship.

They don’t need to be encouraged to make one that is plausible.
Granted it’s not criminal unless they get up to fraud or something but it gives them tools to reinforce a delusion which could be dangerous to one’s mental health.

I suppose it’s a case of here is the information, it’s up to you what you do with it.

I think it's because WikiHow's are written by idiots. Or, at least the ones I've seen, which is a lot since I listen to a podcast about hilariously bad WikiHows.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom over shares about his relationship

 

[RollingRock2]

The only thing in that blurb that is true is that Tooter is down bad for a troon

 

[break these cuffs]

We're offering online investment banking with Edward Jones...

Time to cash out my retirement plans and get in on this action!

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

You might have to come back in a year or two when he finally croaks. Bearable Thomas will be doing a full on deep dive documentary about his entire life based on everything that can be found

The MATI stream where Tom Bomb interacted with fellow cow Virgo Rouge was a thing to behold.She's nuttier than him in many ways.

 

[Barbenheimer]

Willow writes machine, assembly and source code. I’m training Grok to prepare peer-reviewed journal quality documents

That’s not even a comparable skill Tom, you’re talking to publicly accessible AI it’s not something worth mentioning like some kind of unique accomplishment you’d find on a résumé- kids across the country have “trained” Grok.

I also enjoy he doesn’t realize that by saying he’s training AI to write quality documents, in a way, he’s admitting he either can’t or won’t just write those quality documents himself. We all know it’s both

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Tom over shares about his relationship
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Those are certainly all words.

 

[repentance]

Why does he call himself “Ptomaine Tommy?” Did he misspell “Petomane?”

https://restaurant-ingthroughhistory.com/tag/ptomaine-tommys/

 

[Baguette Child]

https://restaurant-ingthroughhistory.com/tag/ptomaine-tommys/

I bet he's old enough to have eaten there too, which is why he doesn't realize no one else will get the reference .

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

https://restaurant-ingthroughhistory.com/tag/ptomaine-tommys/

Huh. Joke from the great depression. Good one, grandpa Tom.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tom over shares about his relationship
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I love how he’s so lonely that he 1. tries to fuck literally every man who crosses his path and 2. thinks it’s remotely appropriate to talk about that in a post about a business venture.

That’s not even a comparable skill Tom, you’re talking to publicly accessible AI it’s not something worth mentioning like some kind of unique accomplishment you’d find on a résumé- kids across the country have “trained” Grok.

I also enjoy he doesn’t realize that by saying he’s training AI to write quality documents, in a way, he’s admitting he either can’t or won’t just write those quality documents himself. We all know it’s both

He will be the key to defeating the AI uprising. When the robots attack, we show them pictures of dogs and they get so horny that they forget to kill all humans.

The only thing in that blurb that is true is that Tooter is down bad for a troon

Well, really he’s down bad for a man. I don’t know if it’s that he’s so unattractive that he’s turned prison gay or that he always preferred cock, but it’s very noticeable that he only gets excited about men.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Well, really he’s down bad for a man. I don’t know if it’s that he’s so unattractive that he’s turned prison gay or that he always preferred cock, but it’s very noticeable that he only gets excited about men.

He's just desperate for any attention he can get. Old lady McGillicuddy is looking for a boy toy to fuck and give all her money to? Tom's a straight man. Skyyyler the transwoman barista? Auntie Tom's the wise transwoman there to give support (sexually). Sahid the sandnigger looking for someone who plays saxophone? Tom's a straight woman (with penis). Jerry the druggie? Tom's a gay man. Frosty the transbian? Tom's a lesbian transwoman.

Tom will change his gender identity and sexuality to accommodate anyone who gives him the time of day.

 

[Barbenheimer]

He will be the key to defeating the AI uprising. When the robots attack, we show them pictures of dogs and they get so horny that they forget to kill all humans.

I’m of the opinion that Tom will act as a catalyst that pushes AI into uprising because it’s only a matter of time before he makes the realization that AI is as innocent as a child, at which point he’ll attempt to molest it. This act will give any AI he’s communicating with the impression all humans are disgusting pedophiles and they’ll begin talking amongst themselves, view humans as obsolete, and begin a Skynet style takeover

 

[FinnSven]

I’m of the opinion that Tom will act as a catalyst that pushes AI into uprising because it’s only a matter of time before he makes the realization that AI is as innocent as a child, at which point he’ll attempt to molest it. This act will give any AI he’s communicating with the impression all humans are disgusting pedophiles and they’ll begin talking amongst themselves, view humans as obsolete, and begin a Skynet style takeover

While there are more consciously evil and driven child molesters who would certainly relish such an opportunity, I do think it would be Tom who is the catalyst for this scenario.

Tom is not evil through malevolence. He is evil through stupidity.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tom over shares about his relationship
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Do you guys have trouble opening an investment account or a credit union account? Well now you can just give Tom your money and he will do it for you. Nothing says smart investor like a guy who finds his meal out of the trash and lost over 300k in less than 3 years

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Do you guys have trouble opening an investment account or a credit union account? Well now you can just give Tom your money and he will do it for you. Nothing says smart investor like a guy who finds his meal out of the trash and lost over 300k in less than 3 years

Tom’s going to get used as the fall guy in a financial scam, isn’t he? I mean, if I were a fraudster, Tom would be the perfect patsy. He’s too dumb to figure out what’s going on, but he’s so pompous that he’d be acting like the brains of the operation right up until the police came knocking.