YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[Life is Hell...]

Annoying faggot yeah, but bro really caught this nigga in 4K
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This guy just doesn't know when to shut the hell up...

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Found a schizo incel Turkic mongol on YouTube who wants Revenge on Emma Watson for giving him uncontrollable orgasms in his feet after he asked for a footjob.
This guy deserves a thread methinks.

 

[Metamorpho]

What an irritating voice.

 

[BasedTrollJakker]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

99% of YouTube moderation is done by bots, so anyone who knows how they work can basically post whatever they want as long as they don't bring insane attention to themselves.

 

[Colon capital V]

This shit is actually pathetic.

"Hey guys seeing as our very foundation is completely fucked and biased to an unbelievable degree for god knows how long, orange man wants to severe our funding from researching useless shit like giving rats massages, so now you should be a good little Goyim and complain to the government to keep giving us funding and that you should also give us money directly as well as to these other creators."

6/10 grift, should've shilled for soyence merch.

 

[Ainchiemi]

Eddache is bothered films didn't suck girlcock like he does back in the 00's with doris and coping that "tranny lovers now thankfully have done it now". He says prince charming was a metrosexual parody and goes on about wings in the 18th century breaking heteronormatiy back then. There's a George Floyd mention about the "Cops" parody in the references section.

 

[pollution jim]

Can't use my 10 year old laptop to watch youtube without it overheating anymore. Every 2 years when moore's law happens again somehow there's more room for jewgle's pajeet codemonkeys to spaghettify the code some more and fuck with the layout adding new features no one asked for. It's just a video playing website, why you gotta do this

 

[Eleanan son of Ariorgim]

Found a schizo incel Turkic mongol on YouTube who wants Revenge on Emma Watson for giving him uncontrollable orgasms in his feet after he asked for a footjob.
This guy deserves a thread methinks.

Looked up his name in Hebrew and found out that he apparently got sued by someone for violent harassment (he failed to appear and was ordered to pay 10,000 shekels):

Spoiler: Excerpt (with translation)

מציגה לביהמ"ש סרטון שבו רואים את הנתבע מחוץ לדירה שלנו צועק לנו שנפסיק להרעיש הוא היה
מגיע אלינו ודופק בדלת שלנו, בועט בדלת בברוטאליות, בשעות לא סבירות, הסרטון שביהמ"ש רואה
זה מסביבות 06:00 בבוקר. שומעים את בעלי צועק לו שלא יעלה לפה יותר. היו גם מקרים של אלימות
בינו לבין בעלי אנו החלטנו לעזוב את הדירה כי זה פגע לנו בכל צורה בחיים שלנו וזה פגע בילדים,
הבת הגדולה שלי מפחדת לגור שם והיא ישנה איתי במיטה בגלל הדבר הזה.
I present to the court a video where the defendant is seen outside of our apartment screaming at us to stop making noise he came to us and was knocking on our door, brutally kicking the door, at an unreasonable time, the video the court is seeing is from around 6 AM. My husband is heard screaming at him to not go upstairs here anymore. There were also violent incidents between him and my husband we decided to leave the appartment as it affected our lives in every way and it affected the children, my eldest daughter is scared of living there and she sleeps in my bed due to this.

Spoiler: First page

Source
Considering Kitan is an exceedingly rare surname (and a few of Tamir's videos complaining about noisy neighbors), I'm fairly certain this is him.
He's been mentioned a couple of times but I haven't seen anyone mention the lawsuit.

 

[Colonel Ramrod]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

At this point I’d say elsagate is a little dated more like goofy ahh Ohio memes and skibidi toilet lol
Reference: I have a 9 year old son I watch YT with to ensure he doesn’t watch too much retardation

 

[Breadbassket]

Half man, half horse.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Well, I just came across a logo-obsessed autistic furry. This guy's sperg accent makes him sound constantly out of breath.

Do you know how little that narrows it down.
MTF PMC gives a room tour and a middle season baby show review

 

[Fagguccine]

Has anyone here mentioned Dogseatingdogs6 yet? Simply put: He's MrEnter but if you amplify MrEnter's spergouts to last an entire video.

A 40-minute long video where he yells about Family Guy like everyone doesn't know its shit.

A 26 minute long video where he screams about a Mario plush channel for children and how they're hurting his waifu who he actually believes (or acts convincingly) that he's in a relationship with.

This... this is his Magnum Opus. A 2 and a half-hour-long video where he roleplays as Mario RPG villains berating and killing a group of kids who were trolling him. That's all I'm going to say, this needs to be experienced to comprehend the levels of autism we're dealing with.

Wouldn't be surprised if there's an article on this guy, he's an interesting case study of your typical screeching autist who gets mad over the smallest shit.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

This shit is actually pathetic.

"Hey guys seeing as our very foundation is completely fucked and biased to an unbelievable degree for god knows how long, orange man wants to severe our funding from researching useless shit like giving rats massages, so now you should be a good little Goyim and complain to the government to keep giving us funding and that you should also give us money directly as well as to these other creators."

6/10 grift, should've shilled for soyence merch.

I saw a thread on twitter that had Vaush talking about how his job might go away soon and he started begging for donos.

Is this related to that? Because if I find out my tax dollars were funding Vaush, I'm never voting Democrat again a day in my life.

 

[Breadbassket]

Doug Walker Movie Parody.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I don't know where else to post this but Nerd City just dropped a video about SSSniperThot and her fat boytoy.

There's a good chunk spent on some poop/fart humor fetish thing and whatnot.

I....I don't even know where to start with this.

Granted he brings up valid points with how they are money-hungry whores and how they sexualize content while aiming it at minors. Plus her being a narcissistic twat but I mean didn't people already know that?

But he spends a long time on the whole body functions things....I....uhm okay.

Also since he praises Trump's sense of humor, I am reminded of the people on Reddit freaking out over him being an EVUUUUUL right winger. I expect a meltdown to happen soon.

 

[Secret Boots]

This guy really wants to take back Constantinople.

 

[glass_houses]

This guy really wants to take back Constantinople.
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He makes a good argument.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

 

[Fagguccine]

This is an entire playlist of someone doing the SpongeBob movie using cartoon clips and recording it on a camcorder. This is either a 10 year old or a piece of autistic genius.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmvo_7R5622gdWkvMlm8N2Be7RUxoBfRa