DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
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1 million Arby’s hamburgers as to how Phil will react to this. Does he turn it into a pity party, does he say that the FGC likes him now, or does he bang on about detractors?
I think he's unlikely to speak about it at all as he's back in full blown hermit isolation mode since he's been felted so much recently from all angles. However he is playing Fatal Fury today and can't turn down the chance to mention what an OG Arcade chad he is so there's an outside chance it comes up.

If it does it will 100% be pity party. A mixture of "I was a pathetic alcoholic I can see why Mike would say that" but ending with how he's changed now for the better and he's such an untapped fountain of knowledge because of the detractors.
 
Mike Watson talks about Phil and the parking lot confrontation:

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I don't think I've ever seen anyone, not even the biggest pussies in high school, visibly shaking over the threat of an ass whooping. That shit is crazy. Whether it's fight or flight most people get juiced with a shot of adrenaline and go all in or try to run away. Really speaks to the level of cowardice in him and why retreating to the internet where he basically lives his entire life was just perfect for him. The last thing I remember getting him "adrenalized" over was when he stayed up late trying to learn how to do his own laundry. Cut him some slack dood he was only in his 30's.
 
Exactly this. Phil's kneejerk reaction to anything is to completely deny everything. He lacks the self awareness to feel stupid about contradicting himself so often.
I think Phil is aware that he's a compulsive liar. His bank leaks explanation is so stupid and he knows it, but he can't go back on it now.

Like everything in Phil's life, he doesn't care because he gets away with it.
 
Really speaks to the level of cowardice in him and why retreating to the internet where he basically lives his entire life was just perfect for him.
I've seen people cry during and after a fight but never actually breaking down and basically begging for mercy to prevent it from happening. I'm sure he's not the only coward who did that in the history of the entire world but my god it really does feel like DSP's story was deliberately written to make him look like one of the most spineless slimy pathetic faggots to ever exist on the internet. Even Chris-chan had the balls to run over Michael Snyder and pepperspray that gamestop clerk.
 
If he was smart he wouldn’t address it at all since excepting the suspected diagnosis by a man without a medical degree everything Mike said has been known for years and as others have already said Phil’s eventual account pretty much lines up in terms of what went down if not necessarily why (the reason for Phil’s breakdown specifically). He doesn’t need to go into why some person who hasn’t seen him irl for 20 years thinks he’s a tard any more than he needs to go into why anyone else thinks he’s a tard.

But Phil being Phil he won’t be able to shut up about it for two weeks and the detractors eat for free on his clips and enjoy free lodgings in his head
 
Phil has said that he has no interest in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 because he saw Kat playing the first game and didn't like it so therefore he assumed he wouldn't like it (dumb). I'm currently watching Kino Casino and PPP just said that Phil didn't want to play KCD2 because the game wouldn't tell him where to go. I'm wondering if that's just PPP giving Phil a good ol' light razzing or if that's the truth of the matter and his mom-wife not liking it excuse is just what he's saying to save face. Think of how great a playthrough of Dave running around without any idea where to go would be.
I was watching Kino Casino last night, the 'after show' portion particularly and Andy mentioned DSP playing KCD2, stating "He couldn't play KCD2(laughs), it's a hard game, I'm not gonna lie (laughs)".
Sounds like he spoke to PPP and Warski about KCD2 and told them it's too difficult or confusing and doesn't want to look completely inept on stream.
Kino Casino (time stamp is 8:28:29)
 
Bizarre request but does anyone have a video from way back when DSP was still in his Youtube prime of one of his true fans defending him from when Mike Watson called him a piece of shit on an FGC panel . It's some really weird kid and he calls Watson a "Crazy fat beep".
 
omfg he's finally doing the Lego stream. he's now 100% a children streamer now. if he get 30 goals, he'll build the set. over 1.5k donos to watch a middle age man to put together a 40 bucks kid toy
The Lego steam is going to be LITTTT. I’m legitimately excited. Could be as good as the boom mic arm stream. Hooray!
 
That whole Lego segment felt fake as fuck.

Phillip sat there saying “If you don’t like me eating food, tell me a reward!”

Iron Cuck said lego and Phillip launched into lots of ‘revelations’ like “Hey, I could use the second camera for another view!” and “Hey, when you reward me for it I could buy MORE lego!” and “Hey, I could wear my glasses!” as if he didn’t think of all this ages ago when he bought the lego.

Theo theory: fake arranged segment to ‘disprove’ trolls saying he never listens to fans.
 
This is the man who will build Lego on stream, but only if you help him and support him. Otherwise, it’s a bad idea and it’s back to fast food.
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This is the man who will build Lego on stream, but only if you help him and support him. Otherwise, it’s a bad idea and it’s back to fast food.
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I’m betting he won’t finish it. He will bitch, aid for donos, and quit half way through. He will be back to fast food after this. I 100% believe this
 
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