Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Potato Burrito]

He looks the criminal in a Hallmark Movie

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He'd fit right in as a member of Oz's Latino prisoner contingent.


Prisoner number 25A1234. Charged with mutilating a delusional deathfat. Sentence: 10 years.

 

[Clotso Coof]

All those alleged flare ups, all that swelling...sounds like Anna needs a pain pill refill. Surely those generous non-fatphobic doctors she finally found will top up her pill stash.

How long until she's knocking back pills with glasses of box wine?

he's even wearing a white coat y'all!

Imagine showing up the day of your surgery, and the surgeon is wearing hair grease and a big gold chain like a Turkish used car salesman.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

She looks high as a kite

 

[lonelygorl15]

New podcast episode: more of Anna interrupting and wheeze laughing at inappropriate moments. She looks positively moon faced though, just one giant fat circle on top of shoulders. Dr. Nance looks like she's seriously struggling to even stay awake and at one moment it looked like she was about to topple over.

Is there even a point to this other than a money grab and trying to convince the world that overeating is a medical mystery? It's kind of surprising Anna hasn't given up already, since we know her track record with following through with all her new exciting projects. Maybe she likes this because she doesn't have to learn new tiktok dances and do fake workouts and instead, just sit fatly on her couch, judging others and making everything about herself.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That man would strike me as shady anywhere, any time. He doesn’t invoke trust in him medically.

Anna has increasingly mentioned flare ups over the last year or so but neglected to tell us flare ups of WHAT. I think she’s been vague about the symptoms these ‘flare ups’ bring as well.

I know nothing about the world of plastic surgery and I’m wondering if there are any parts of her body that can’t be hacked away. Obviously they have to keep extraction fairly superficial; at least I’m assuming that. I can’t see any DECENT doctor wanting to mess with removing fat too close to major blood vessels and organs.

 

[Barbarella]

I can’t see any DECENT doctor wanting to mess with removing fat too close to major blood vessels and organs.

Amron does it in the “safe plane“ remember.

He’s every bit as sleezy as he looks. Anna, before she enters the swollen Jacqueline Adan phase, is going to look crazy with thinner arms on her enormous body. She’s going to have spider arms with elephant legs, moon face, and asteroids sized gunt. She must look at herself in pieces and not as a whole for her to want this outcome.

I wonder what he told her about her legs? That the skin would tighten back up? That they could operate down the road? Did she actually not notice?

To be a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, all you need is enough money to rent an address in Beverly Hills. It doesn’t confer special abilities.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Arms are still the size of tree trunks and that poor scar is holding on to its edges for dear life.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

“You have definition of the muscle here, in a way”

What is it, an optical illusion?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Anna likely feels comfortable working with this doctor because he is somehow just as oily as she is, and when we find traits in others that we share, we are naturally drawn to such kinship. Between the two of them, that operating room must've felt like a fucking Popeye's kitchen.

 

[thejackal2]

She had Tracey braid her no doubt quite nappy hair. That is…lunacy.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

“You have definition of the muscle here, in a way”

What is it, an optical illusion?

This dirty lying arab motherfucker

 

[Jewish Shart]

Those scars are fucking repulsive

 

[Potatis Salad]

She has two full-sized human asses' worth of fat hanging off her armpit.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She has two full-sized human asses' worth of fat hanging off her armpit.
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Sure Anna, those scars will indeed be totally invisible.

ETA: Looks like not only does her miracle plastic surgeon not use general anaesthesia, it looks like he doesn’t use drains either. Her arms will be swollen AF from both the liposuction and the surgery. Wonder if she’ll get through her recovery sans seromas.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Jesus Christ, Anna.

To echo others' sentiments... I watch a lot of true crime and Scamron is the guy who knows a guy who can do the hit for you--$5K upfront, the other $5K when it's done.

Has she had her first post-op opioids poop yet?

 

[flay_fat_e]

Anna has officially proven herself to be more mental then ALR & Chantel combined. Reaction channels are missing the mark not covering this bat shit crazy gorl. Are they intimated by Anna in getting striked?

I don't get it. Anna is no longer a plus size confident inspirational queen. She's a circus train wreck who actually does an excellent job getting out there with all these side characters.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Are they intimated by Anna in getting striked?

There are reactors that cover Anna, just not the ones that react to Chantal.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

To echo others' sentiments... I watch a lot of true crime and Scamron is the guy who knows a guy who can do the hit for you--$5K upfront, the other $5K when it's done.

This fucker can absolutely get you a new pair of healthy lungs ― no questions asked. Just be sure to count your kidneys once you've awoken from your surgery.

Dude is a fucking cartoon.

 

[Chococat3012]

She has two full-sized human asses' worth of fat hanging off her armpit.
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Yeah, which body part those belong to??
I need to see some comparison photos, because I don’t see anything, I guess they are smooth, without cellulite.
The muscle comment is just hilarious, he has no shame ( which we knew of course).

 

[flay_fat_e]

Chat GPT-
Fat tissue generally does not heal as well as other tissues, like muscle or skin, after being cut during surgery. Here’s why:

1. Poor Blood Supply: Fat has a relatively low blood supply compared to muscles and skin, making it slower to heal and more prone to complications like necrosis (tissue death).
2. Fragility: Fat is a delicate tissue and does not hold sutures well, meaning it can be more susceptible to breaking down or forming seromas (pockets of fluid).
3. Infection Risk: Because fat has less blood flow, it is more vulnerable to infection if bacteria enter the surgical site.
4. Healing Process: The body gradually reabsorbs damaged fat, which may result in contour irregularities or changes in shape over time.
5. Surgical Techniques Matter: Surgeons often take extra care when handling fat tissue to minimize trauma and improve healing outcomes. For example, liposuction and fat grafting procedures require precise techniques to avoid excessive damage.

While fat may take longer to heal, proper post-surgical care—such as avoiding excessive pressure, following wound care instructions, and maintaining a healthy diet—can improve healing outcomes.