Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 167 39.7%

  • Total voters
    421
Given the felony charge, the CA probably sees Aaron as a serial harasser - which could be very likely true given his past actions and the ethos of the arrested development shock jocks.

Its worth remembering that the reason Aaron got fired off radio several years ago was a harassement incident concerning I think some woman involved in radio. St. Cloud isn't a big town by any means and memories of good old Steel Toe in that incident could be playing in how this case is being handled. His first wife was also (by reputation) a fairly well liked person in that area. That is the first wife he ditched for April.

Being St. Cloud MN's former shock jock isn't always a positive for Aaron. And while the toe tends to do well with lolcow opposition and inside the dabbleverse, when Toe encounters the more serious world he tends not to do so well.
 
My pet theory is that he is building 5000 replicas of the famed “art piece.”

I don't know why he doesn't get cheap and creative.

My mother listens to NPR's beloved, lucrative, and widely syndicated Wait Wait Don't Tell Me show (deep ties to MN, now based in Chicago). Their prize for winning the weekly news quiz? Bill Kuris's baritone announcer voice recording a greeting on the contestant's phone.

Stay with me.

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing. He could just send an audio file to his paypigs. It's free and would be fodder for the Internet and the Farms for days.
 
I don't know why he doesn't get cheap and creative.

My mother listens to NPR's beloved, lucrative, and widely syndicated Wait Wait Don't Tell Me show (deep ties to MN, now based in Chicago). Their prize for winning the weekly news quiz? Bill Kuris's baritone announcer voice recording a greeting on the contestant's phone.

Stay with me.

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing. He could just send an audio file to his paypigs. It's free and would be fodder for the Internet and the Farms for days.
Nick should kill himself and arrange to have himself cremated, the ashes split into 5,000 identical penis-shaped glass urns engraved with "Now I can always be inside you"
 
I don't know why he doesn't get cheap and creative.

My mother listens to NPR's beloved, lucrative, and widely syndicated Wait Wait Don't Tell Me show (deep ties to MN, now based in Chicago). Their prize for winning the weekly news quiz? Bill Kuris's baritone announcer voice recording a greeting on the contestant's phone.

Stay with me.

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing. He could just send an audio file to his paypigs. It's free and would be fodder for the Internet and the Farms for days.
We are all receiving a Balldo. I include myself as I was in the first 5000.
 
Its worth remembering that the reason Aaron got fired off radio several years ago was a harassement incident concerning I think some woman involved in radio. St. Cloud isn't a big town by any means and memories of good old Steel Toe in that incident could be playing in how this case is being handled. His first wife was also (by reputation) a fairly well liked person in that area. That is the first wife he ditched for April.
A few matters of correction (without toeguarding): Aaron didn't cheat on Ashley with April. They were broken up (I think even divorced) by the time April glommed onto the Toe. He did cheat on Ashley with other women, just not April. The Radio Host/DJ (and also station) Aaron started a (1-sided) beef with was in Des Moines, because she got a job Aaron wanted. The Des Moines LAZR 103.3 station and DJ barely knew of the beef until the Internet informed them of it, which would ultimately lead to Aaron's (forced) transition to Internet broadcaster. A true WIN for the Toe!

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing. He could just send an audio file to his paypigs. It's free and would be fodder for the Internet and the Farms for days.

Are you insane? This dude works 5 times a year and you want him to record 5k personalized messages about random topics?
Agreeing with DU2. Assuming Nick could knock the audio out in a minute per, and that all 5000 people actually respond, that'd be over 2 solid weeks of work (nearly 84 hours). That's more than Nick has done since 2023.

THAT said, hand making something at home would be way more time than a minute per gift, even just some felt hot glued to a canvas would be like 5 minutes per. What a fucking moron.
 
God can we have the story move on without having to listen to those retarded gay side characters? I can't stand listening or reading about the smug faced flat chested bitch Keanu and his mongoloid husband.

Nick can take the blame for foisting knowledge of their existence onto everyone, as his constant seething at them as much as at Aaron is the only content he produces now. For example, yesterday's clip of Geanu's judge interview was pure catnip sure to get the non-practicing lawyer former lawyer full-time YouTube commenter to sit and critique the client consultation skills of a retired judge whose illustrious career worthy of a published memoir spans 59 years of a still-active license started almost two decades before little babby Nick even learned to walk:

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Trying to figure out the backstory to Judge Dodell's sudden entry into the sideshow could maybe shed some light on Geno's swiss-cheese brain's bizarre multiple references to "her client" sounding like he was conflating Kayla's female private attorney with a female prosecutor, not because a private attorney would be the one talking to him about the criminal subpoena going now (she probably wouldn't), but perhaps instead because the female prosecutor contacting him now loosely reminded him of some bad experience dealing with Kayla's private attorney at some point in the past.

Such an exchange could have been back in July when Nick's first learning of the revenge porn would have prompted panic about any restraining order options to ensure that the photo doesn't get disseminated further from Geno to others, or perhaps back in November when Keanu first began dishing dirt from April that also would have made the idea of a restraining order foremost on Nick's mind. Occasions like that would have been the more likely time for Nick to have Kayla have a private attorney at least privately lob some cease-and-desist nastygrams and/or an NDA offer to the Biscontes, or at least the time for Nick to send them DMs threatening to bring a private attorney into it. That sort of scenario would have been about the time for the Biscontes to google around for advice from any self-described "restraining orders expert" or the like, et voilà, a match made in heaven:

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That sort of backstory to the odd pairing with Judge Dodell would seem to fit the curious wording of Nick's latest diary post:

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That sure sounded like his familiar weasel-word games were it's true that no such contact "is" happening in present tense about "State v. Imholte" in particular, so that when asked if he means the Balldo Bunker didn't get a private attorney in contact with the Biscontes at any point in time about any matter in any way distinct from the Imholte prosecution, Nick could still backtrack to "I never said that!" On the other hand he did move on to broader hard denial in past tense:

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In classic Nick fashion, that plural wording would of course be 100% true in that there never was a four-way conference call between both Rekieta lawyers and both Biscontes, so that when asked if there was ever one-on-one contact between one Rekieta lawyer and Geno only, Nick could still backtrack to "I never said that!" It's all so tiresome.

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In other news, his coping and seething continued elsewhere in YouTube comments last night bleeding into today rather than just streaming about it. As always he's taking full responsibility:

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More of his famed self-awareness when critiquing Aaron's parenting skills:

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More confession by projection:

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So very very tiresome. Why doesn't a guy with so much to say just stream about it?
 
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Nick can take the blame for foisting knowledge of their existence onto everyone, as his constant seething at them as much as at Aaron is the only content he produces now.
100% this.

The only reason Aaron, or any of these side characters, are even remotely interesting is because of their association with Nick.

Dabbleverse and Melton fags in Aaron's thread be like, "Durr, why do you guys keeping bringing up Rekieta in the Aaron thread? You're obsessed with him!"

It's because, you dummies, without the ongoing homosexual feud between Nick and Aaron, Aaron is BOOOORING AS FUCK!

I am almost tempted to say Nick scored an inadvertent W against the Farms by inflicting these obnoxious people on us.
 
In other news, his coping and seething continued elsewhere in YouTube comments last night bleeding into today rather than just streaming about it. As always he's taking full responsibility:
"Common knowledge is usually the least common." What on Earth does this even mean? It's like a Zen koan created from Galaxy Gas.

I would have said "common knowledge is commonly false".
 
Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing.
~Quick update guys, I'm going to be recording a batch of audios SOON. Things have been pretty crazy (in mostly good ways!)~

A throwback to when Nick was on Timcast. 11/22/21 He was on with Kash Patel.
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A throwback to when Nick was on Timcast. 11/22/21 He was on with Kash Patel.
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Oh, man. I was trying to recall where I had seen that FBI director nominated by Trump. I can't believe it was on a Timcast episode featuring Rekieta. I never made this connection before. Life can be so bizarre, huh.
 
Are you insane? This dude works 5 times a year and you want him to record 5k personalized messages about random topics?
Shush. I think this is the best dumb-brilliant solution I've ever come up with. It's like Gaza condos for Middle East peace.

Think about it.

He DOES want to fulfill his commitment to the 5K gift... oddly.

Meanwhile, he's desperate to express like the theater nerd gay boi that he is. (Not that the gays would claim him.)
  • His pole dance girls will ask him to karaoke Pour It Up
  • Normie dumb TUGSIMP will ask him to sing a Journey song
  • Still-Life will ask him to audibly reenact gang-raping and murdering a women (no popular culture reference I care to google)
  • Comedic Farmers will ask him to slurp Null's cum and audibly eviscerate Ty Beard
  • Earnest Farmers will ask him about black eyes, worst days, and Pastor Melin
  • A turkey will gobble (if you know you know).
It could keep him busy for days, WEEKS!

Edit to Add: It was good times:
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The only reason Aaron, or any of these side characters, are even remotely interesting is because of their association with Nick.
If Nick and Melton wanted to actually hurt Aaron, they would stop talking about him. For Aaron this Balldoverse collapse has been the gift that keeps on giving. I actually expected he would run a GoFundMe to pay for his legal fees at this point. Without the attention he is given for free my Melton, Nick and the other retards Aaron would have had a lot less viewers and donations.
 
If Nick and Melton wanted to actually hurt Aaron, they would stop talking about him. For Aaron this Balldoverse collapse has been the gift that keeps on giving. I actually expected he would run a GoFundMe to pay for his legal fees at this point. Without the attention he is given for free my Melton, Nick and the other retards Aaron would have had a lot less viewers and donations.
It'd hurt Melton most because his whole schtick is shitting on Aaron. Nick did too much cocaine and doesn't have self control anymore.
 
I dream of the day where someone like Daddy Dax or another person he can't ignore directly asks him "so why was Aaron allowed to freely fuck your wife?".

He'll try some "not your business" shit or desperately attempting to reroute to the supposed cum slurping (which is mega gay to allow that to even happen). It'll be a good watch.
 
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