Metamorpho
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BrownPawsTypedThis
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I think Kaftrio can extend their lives, but if she's stealing, I dunno if she can afford it or has it.
Cun75p4rkl35
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Bitch says she's 29. So she'll be dead when the youngest is what, 10-15?
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I had my account banned for a-logging power mods by name lmao. Oddly enough though, I can still lurk Reddit on the banned account. I just can't comment, post, or make reports. Not sure if it's a bug or something. I mostly still lurk just to make fun of jannies or progressives having a TDS meltdown.
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Reddit user u/Clairenator is planning to bring a handgun to Washington DC in March to try and kill Trump.
Over 700 Redditors have upvoted her, actively encouraging an assassination attempt.
(Author reported her to the FBI already)
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According to the profile, she's from NC.
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So reddit only banned her for 7 days after naming a time and a place and she thinks that's unreasonable. Remember when people thought 4 Chan was bad.
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you're sounding like a traitor right now
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Those are some fine revolvers. I don't dig the first one because of the shitty modern grips but the Dirty Harry gun is solid. Do you feel lucky...?
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Oh no, the redditors are going to get me.
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Looks like another single mom L.
Hopefully the FBI can take her before she inevitably aims at her children.
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Account deleted. Use this to look for posts/comments.
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Why would they focus on an absolute nobody instead of actually present influences like Peter thiel or the Israel lobby, there's plenty of things to hate about the current administration you don't need to resort to schizoposting
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I hope for the love of God the secret service gets this redditor first.
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holyhandgrenade
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Bold of you to assume this isn’t a disgusting tranny
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Looking at that selfie...
You were right!
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The Luigistan shit really fucking bothers me.
Remember how Luigi publicly told everyone he was gonna do it? How he was constantly looking for validation and support? How he chose a target that was super divisive and where he knew half of the world would hate him and half would love him?
Me neither.
Theory: the harder and more publicly someone simps for Luigi, the less likely they are to actually understand his actions or be in any way similar to him.
Remember how Luigi publicly told everyone he was gonna do it? How he was constantly looking for validation and support? How he chose a target that was super divisive and where he knew half of the world would hate him and half would love him?
Me neither.
Theory: the harder and more publicly someone simps for Luigi, the less likely they are to actually understand his actions or be in any way similar to him.
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Clairenator sadpost
I've struggled for so long, I'm tired.
Hey. 33 year female. American, born and raised in the south.
Only child of alcoholic parents. Didn't realize it wasn't "normal" until I was 10 or 11. Saw a lot of abusive behavior as a child. Started having sex at 13. Lost virginity to a 23 year old man, because my best friend at the time told me I should be cool like her. He thought I was 17, but still, very ew. My mom dropped me off at his apartment... didn't ask to meet his parents or anything... didn't care, it seems.
When the housing market crashes, my mom loses her job. Instead of telling my dad and I, she pretends to go to work every day for a few months. I'm 15. I'm on the bus with my school soccer team, to go play a game at another school. My dad calls me and telle me "the sheriff set me out, we don't have a home, your mom is coming to get you." I'm stunned and just start crying. I tell the coach once we get there and just sit on the bench and wait. Slept in my mom's Lexus with my parents that first night, then my parents found an empty rental house. It was close to our previous home, where our belongings still were, so that was cool. We had a pool at the old house and had pool floats and chair cushions out there. I hopped the fence and took everything I could to the new house. That was my bed until we were "allowed" in the old house to get our furniture and belongings. I didn't care about anything at the time besides my computer, so I got that and disassociated by playing The Sims.
At 16 my rich aunt takes me to Europe for a month, to get me away from all of the sadness in my life. This was the highlight of my life.
Mom gets another job eventually, at the local gas station. She had sold all her jewelry so we could eat. My senior year in high school I beg for a car and my parents agree. My dad used to be a plumber, but wasn't able to get under houses anymore due to his back and knees, so he was the local paper carrier. Mom put a second lien on her car so I could have the car I wanted... I didn't realize at the time. As soon as I have a car, I'm gone. I'm always at a friend's house, or a boyfriends house, or just parked somewhere. I hate being in that house.
I was accepted to a couple different colleges, but my parents credit was fucked so we couldn't get a student loan. My grades were good, but not good enough for full scholarships.
Instead I go to work at the local pharmacy. $8.25 per hour, 20 hours a week. I'm terrified to lose my home again, so I go with a friend when she goes to an adult entertainment club to inquire about a job. I was there for moral support, initially. Well, I get hired. I work there for a year off-and-on. Mom knew, dad thought I was a waitress. All of our bills are paid and I have money for new clothes, which was pretty new for me.
I meet this guy at 19. He was cool, and needed a place to stay. We had a spare room at my parents house and they agreed he could stay for a bit. I quit working at the club because he "couldn't take me seriously," while i worked there. He stayed for 3 years and fixed a lot of broken things at the house and helped with bills and chores. He was physically and mentally abusive. I got pregnant, and he threatened to kill himself.
We married in a "courthouse" wedding in 2013. Moved out. He grew weed to help pay bills. I was 37 weeks pregnant and my now ex-husband hits me in the face because I said something rude. My water breaks. End up having a c-section. Baby is healthy, thank God. Go through the parenthood motions by myself pretty much. 3 years later I try to get away. I have a decent job, so I get approved for a mortgage and buy my own house. Ex-husband comes with on the agreement that the abuse will stop (obviously it didn't ... it never does). We have risky sex, so I take a plan-b. Well a few weeks later I'm pregnant with baby #2. Ex threatens to kill himself again and I kick him out because he assaults me. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he's arrested for domestic violence. I try to do it all by myself for months, but get so bad into debt because I can't pay my bills. I beg him to come back because I'm terrified of losing my home. I pretend to be happy for a few years.
During this time my dad was diagnoses with MS that had progressed heavily, due to his symptoms being attributed to alcoholism. Mom is his caregiver.
March 2022 I have my dream job working at an Oncology clinic making IV chemotherapy. Next week mom tells me she's gained 35 lbs since Christmas, all in her abdomen. I realize I haven't seen her since Christmas... stuff was so busy I didn't even notice. Fast forward a few months. Mom has end stage liver disease from a life of drinking. Decompensated cirrhosis. It's bad. I watch her go down hill. I'm by her side as much as I can be. I get FMLA from work and my ex watches the kids so I can be with her. I'm grateful he did that. Ex and I decide to separate, but will do it after mom passes. Mom passes 11/11. I'm with her when she goes... it still haunts me.
11/15 I kick my ex husband out of my house (his name was never on the deed) due to him making disparaging remarks about my mom... 4 days after she died. I was going to wait for him to get an apartment or something, but fuck that. 11/19 I find a hidden camera in the house that points where I sleep and dress. I call the police, get a lawyer (because mom had life insurance money) and do what I can to stay afloat.
I planned the funeral and everything while taking care of my young kids (8 and 4). Also helping dad with stuff, as he's disabled. I hire a caregiver for him. I end up getting him moved into an independent living facility, cash pay, as his insurance won't cover it, and mom told me to make sure dad's taken care of when she goes.
Divorce is finalized June 2024. He was consistent with child support and his scheduled weekend custody.
I meet a wonderful man in June of 2024. He's from Paris, we talk about Paris. Things move quickly, and he's moved in my home. He's a wonderful role model, helps my kids with homework, does house chores, is a great lover. Overall, he's a blessing to me, and I thank God for him.
August 2024 was the last time my kids father has seen them. He owes me over 3k in back child support, and my lawyer is doing lawyer stuff about that. He calls the oldest every week or so, but makes no effort to see them. I went to the specified child exchange spot for a few of his scheduled weekends, but he never came. I did what my lawyer advised, waited 5 mins then left.
Dec 2024, I've had my father placed into skilled nursing (that situation is a novel in itself). Frenchman is fiancé now. His parents are great and visit from Paris and are so kind to my kids. My kids don't see their fathers parents, at all.
I went through some old pictures last night for my dad, as he requested pictures of my mom for his room at the SNF. I find a bag of love letters dating from 1986 to 1998, all from the same woman. My parents were married in 1987. I haven't really processed this yet, but this is the "straw" that prompted my writing of this entire thing.
There's more I left out, obviously, but this is the gist of it. And our country is doing the dumb shit that it's doing right now... but I can't get passports for my kids cause their dad won't "allow" it.
This is my life. I just want my "happily ever after"... I just want a normal happy life with my fiancé and kids.
Tl;dr- hard life. Much ouch.
Hey. 33 year female. American, born and raised in the south.
Only child of alcoholic parents. Didn't realize it wasn't "normal" until I was 10 or 11. Saw a lot of abusive behavior as a child. Started having sex at 13. Lost virginity to a 23 year old man, because my best friend at the time told me I should be cool like her. He thought I was 17, but still, very ew. My mom dropped me off at his apartment... didn't ask to meet his parents or anything... didn't care, it seems.
When the housing market crashes, my mom loses her job. Instead of telling my dad and I, she pretends to go to work every day for a few months. I'm 15. I'm on the bus with my school soccer team, to go play a game at another school. My dad calls me and telle me "the sheriff set me out, we don't have a home, your mom is coming to get you." I'm stunned and just start crying. I tell the coach once we get there and just sit on the bench and wait. Slept in my mom's Lexus with my parents that first night, then my parents found an empty rental house. It was close to our previous home, where our belongings still were, so that was cool. We had a pool at the old house and had pool floats and chair cushions out there. I hopped the fence and took everything I could to the new house. That was my bed until we were "allowed" in the old house to get our furniture and belongings. I didn't care about anything at the time besides my computer, so I got that and disassociated by playing The Sims.
At 16 my rich aunt takes me to Europe for a month, to get me away from all of the sadness in my life. This was the highlight of my life.
Mom gets another job eventually, at the local gas station. She had sold all her jewelry so we could eat. My senior year in high school I beg for a car and my parents agree. My dad used to be a plumber, but wasn't able to get under houses anymore due to his back and knees, so he was the local paper carrier. Mom put a second lien on her car so I could have the car I wanted... I didn't realize at the time. As soon as I have a car, I'm gone. I'm always at a friend's house, or a boyfriends house, or just parked somewhere. I hate being in that house.
I was accepted to a couple different colleges, but my parents credit was fucked so we couldn't get a student loan. My grades were good, but not good enough for full scholarships.
Instead I go to work at the local pharmacy. $8.25 per hour, 20 hours a week. I'm terrified to lose my home again, so I go with a friend when she goes to an adult entertainment club to inquire about a job. I was there for moral support, initially. Well, I get hired. I work there for a year off-and-on. Mom knew, dad thought I was a waitress. All of our bills are paid and I have money for new clothes, which was pretty new for me.
I meet this guy at 19. He was cool, and needed a place to stay. We had a spare room at my parents house and they agreed he could stay for a bit. I quit working at the club because he "couldn't take me seriously," while i worked there. He stayed for 3 years and fixed a lot of broken things at the house and helped with bills and chores. He was physically and mentally abusive. I got pregnant, and he threatened to kill himself.
We married in a "courthouse" wedding in 2013. Moved out. He grew weed to help pay bills. I was 37 weeks pregnant and my now ex-husband hits me in the face because I said something rude. My water breaks. End up having a c-section. Baby is healthy, thank God. Go through the parenthood motions by myself pretty much. 3 years later I try to get away. I have a decent job, so I get approved for a mortgage and buy my own house. Ex-husband comes with on the agreement that the abuse will stop (obviously it didn't ... it never does). We have risky sex, so I take a plan-b. Well a few weeks later I'm pregnant with baby #2. Ex threatens to kill himself again and I kick him out because he assaults me. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he's arrested for domestic violence. I try to do it all by myself for months, but get so bad into debt because I can't pay my bills. I beg him to come back because I'm terrified of losing my home. I pretend to be happy for a few years.
During this time my dad was diagnoses with MS that had progressed heavily, due to his symptoms being attributed to alcoholism. Mom is his caregiver.
March 2022 I have my dream job working at an Oncology clinic making IV chemotherapy. Next week mom tells me she's gained 35 lbs since Christmas, all in her abdomen. I realize I haven't seen her since Christmas... stuff was so busy I didn't even notice. Fast forward a few months. Mom has end stage liver disease from a life of drinking. Decompensated cirrhosis. It's bad. I watch her go down hill. I'm by her side as much as I can be. I get FMLA from work and my ex watches the kids so I can be with her. I'm grateful he did that. Ex and I decide to separate, but will do it after mom passes. Mom passes 11/11. I'm with her when she goes... it still haunts me.
11/15 I kick my ex husband out of my house (his name was never on the deed) due to him making disparaging remarks about my mom... 4 days after she died. I was going to wait for him to get an apartment or something, but fuck that. 11/19 I find a hidden camera in the house that points where I sleep and dress. I call the police, get a lawyer (because mom had life insurance money) and do what I can to stay afloat.
I planned the funeral and everything while taking care of my young kids (8 and 4). Also helping dad with stuff, as he's disabled. I hire a caregiver for him. I end up getting him moved into an independent living facility, cash pay, as his insurance won't cover it, and mom told me to make sure dad's taken care of when she goes.
Divorce is finalized June 2024. He was consistent with child support and his scheduled weekend custody.
I meet a wonderful man in June of 2024. He's from Paris, we talk about Paris. Things move quickly, and he's moved in my home. He's a wonderful role model, helps my kids with homework, does house chores, is a great lover. Overall, he's a blessing to me, and I thank God for him.
August 2024 was the last time my kids father has seen them. He owes me over 3k in back child support, and my lawyer is doing lawyer stuff about that. He calls the oldest every week or so, but makes no effort to see them. I went to the specified child exchange spot for a few of his scheduled weekends, but he never came. I did what my lawyer advised, waited 5 mins then left.
Dec 2024, I've had my father placed into skilled nursing (that situation is a novel in itself). Frenchman is fiancé now. His parents are great and visit from Paris and are so kind to my kids. My kids don't see their fathers parents, at all.
I went through some old pictures last night for my dad, as he requested pictures of my mom for his room at the SNF. I find a bag of love letters dating from 1986 to 1998, all from the same woman. My parents were married in 1987. I haven't really processed this yet, but this is the "straw" that prompted my writing of this entire thing.
There's more I left out, obviously, but this is the gist of it. And our country is doing the dumb shit that it's doing right now... but I can't get passports for my kids cause their dad won't "allow" it.
This is my life. I just want my "happily ever after"... I just want a normal happy life with my fiancé and kids.
Tl;dr- hard life. Much ouch.
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I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt and assume "normal people must use Reddit". Then a post to a normie sub that's just saying they're gonna kill Trump gets 400 upvotes and I'm reminded "no they don't".
Without reading it I guarantee the ex did nothing wrong and Claire is just a schizo