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Which post was this? I only skim the twitter/bluesky recaps because I can't stomach Bob enough to read through all of them.Dude, Fate Holloway is fucking awesome. Calling Bob a larper to his face is fuckin' hilarious and spot-on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!!
20Feb#10
Let's return to the abolishment of congestion pricing in NYC.
20Feb#27b
The more Bobby argues, the worse light he paints himself in.
Hochul: "We have laws, not Kings!"
STOP BELIEVEING YOUR LYING EYES - ONLY EXPERTS CAN OBSERVE TRUE REALITY AND INTERPRET IT FOR YOU!
I think it'd be kinda funny and completely on-point for VB humor.... they had Truckcules after all....... but you're right that no such character ever has appeared.As someone who loves the Venture Bros. as one of the best tv shows of the last thirty years, I want Bob to get its name out of his filthy mouth ... but despite several watches of the series I can't recollect there ever being a submarine-headed character named "Subhuman," so I'm not sure he's actually all that familiar with it. The joke is certainly pretty stupid by Venture Bros. standards, but that's par for the course.
"Get your Sherman on" - Gladly - I'll put a Sherman Necktie around his greasy knob of a head myself. And there's more of that "we don't lose, we just get subverted" thinking - the idea that the ONLY reason poverty and racism exist in modern society isn't that it's part of the human condition, but because when his kind had complete power? They were stopped from shooting all the dissidents.
Because dictators are BAD PEOPLE and peace would be GOOD for them, ergo? Wars must continue because BAD THINGS must happen to BAD PEOPLE.All in all, I can't believe that, nor can I figure out why, liberal people are so upset about the prospect of peace.
"Smithers? Have the Rolling Stones killed!""Go to hell, you old bastard."
Agreed, but is there really anywhere he could go that would lead to healthy engagement? The problem isn't the platform, or the other users, the problems Bob. He has all these awful, toxic, hateful ideas, and he just absolutely insists on spewing them out everywhere. He doesn't find himself mired in controversy by accident, he's actively digging the mud pits to roll in, and he's doing it with glee.Bob should get off Bluesky. The people validating his mania are not doing him a lick of good, and the ones calling him out only stiffen his stubborn fidelity to his delusions.
Agreed, but is there really anywhere he could go that would lead to healthy engagement? The problem isn't the platform, or the other users, the problems Bob. He has all these awful, toxic, hateful ideas, and he just absolutely insists on spewing them out everywhere. He doesn't find himself mired in controversy by accident, he's actively digging the mud pits to roll in, and he's doing it with glee.
If you put him onto a site that used flawless, instant AI moderation to only permit conversation about backyard gardening, he'd be on racist-implied tirades about different grades of loam and the absolute degenerates who plant tubers with legumes.
Spoiler! The shooter was also a Jew.
Mom kicking him out and Lesser Bro cutting contact?It's true. Guy needs an intervention as bad as any drug addict or alcoholic. Which does raise the intriguing question of what Bob's rock bottom would be.
Bob loves getting into slapfights with randos online only to immediately bitch out and try to waddle away. Always claiming that they're wasting his time when we all know he's just going to go back to making dog shit tweets and not do anything productive.
they're either too young to remember the endless pointless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan waged and stoked on by the barely human neocon ghouls who were in charge at the time, or they've been brainwashed to the point of outright revisionism; either way, they'll tell anybody who points this out "No, child. That did not happen. That is a far-right conspiracy theory. Enjoy prison."All in all, I can't believe that, nor can I figure out why, liberal people are so upset about the prospect of peace.
Mom kicking him out and Lesser Bro cutting contact?
The most likely outcome is that its got some debt on it still, but not enough to wipe out the houses value, and that the will dictates the assets of the estate are to be split evenly between the brothers. But since its likely that the estate is like, 90% home value 10% whatever else (car, savings, etc) its likely that they'll be forced to sell the house, unless one of the chipman brothers secretly has enough money to make the other 'whole' in such an arrangement floating about. If the other chipman wants to sell, Bobs pretty much SOL.None of us knows the financial state of the Widow Chipman, but I sort of doubt there's a Tony Goldmark-ish trust fund waiting for Bob.
18Feb#01a, Page 857. 12th post on the page. First screencap of the past.Which post was this? I only skim the twitter/bluesky recaps because I can't stomach Bob enough to read through all of them.
in case anyone was wondering, the "King" that died in 1977 was Elvis Presley.20Feb#01a
Trump declares himself King (A&N). It is national emergency, an absolutely a ground for IMPEACHMENT!
death threats? Pics or it didn't happen, Bob.20Feb#02
Vanity Fair mistakes Donald Trump for Hillary Rodham. Archive of article.
Heather Antos soft-blocks (if that's even a thing on Bsky?) Bob 6+ times when?20Feb#24
I reiterate: BOB - PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Cough 'em up or shut your trap.Poor Bobby! How he suffered during g*me**ate!!!
I don't think I have to explain in too much detail why what the guy bob's arguing with here is NOT sealioning. Bob is using the term incorrectly. Dude is not sealioning, he's calling Bob out on his crap. Of course, Bob can't stand to be called out (and admits maybe he was drunk but hey that's no excuse). This is not a debate and the other guy never called it one.20Feb#27c
The Bobby Defense Squad keep bleating "no bad tactics, only bad targets".
The wiki calls one "Tank Top" but there is NO mention, in passing or otherwise, of a "Sub-Human" in Venture Bros' article on it."Communications expert" Jessie Singer misunderstands (or deliberately misconstrues) Duffy's meaning, which isn't subway riders at all but people who can drive into lower Manhattan.
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As someone who loves the Venture Bros. as one of the best tv shows of the last thirty years, I want Bob to get its name out of his filthy mouth ... but despite several watches of the series I can't recollect there ever being a submarine-headed character named "Subhuman," so I'm not sure he's actually all that familiar with it. The joke is certainly pretty stupid by Venture Bros. standards, but that's par for the course.
Bob should get off Bluesky. The people validating his mania are not doing him a lick of good, and the ones calling him out only stiffen his stubborn fidelity to his delusions.
Bob's either lying, or got confused. If he's wilfully lying, that's even worse.I think it'd be kinda funny and completely on-point for VB humor.... they had Truckcules after all....... but you're right that no such character ever has appeared.
This is why I say there are Thinkers and Feelers, and Bob is most assuredly the latter. Which, in case Bob's ever confused, being a Feeler is WORSE than being a Believer.The average leftist is very childish and emotion-driven. Objective results don't matter as much as subjective first-blush reaction, and to them? PUTIN NEEDS TO DIE!
Bob mentioned having to help pay the mortgage, meaning Mama Chipman got a second (or third?) mortgage on the place. Where would it have been spent? Take your pick: Greater Sister's Destination Wedding in Mehico, Lesser Bro's 6 figure reno project complete with completely unnecessary Smart Fridge, or bailing Bob out after his Real Studio Space deal fell through, maybe all three. So then if she dies before that mortgage is settled, Bob is screwed. He won't just be fighting Lesser bro for a cut of whatever is left, but Greater Sister as well.It's been mentioned before, but when Mama Chipman dies -- when, not if -- Bob's life is apt to be completely upheaved. If the old family homestead is free and clear, then he might inherit it, assuming a will -- otherwise I'm sure his brother will want to sell it to help pay off his own debts. Even if Bob inherits the house, how will he cover property taxes and the simple upkeep of a house? None of us knows the financial state of the Widow Chipman, but I sort of doubt there's a Tony Goldmark-ish trust fund waiting for Bob.
The stress of dealing with his mother's passing and whatever his own subsequent financial situation turns out to be could end up killing him. I wonder if he's prepared for the inevitable at all.
Don't forget Bob and Chris have a sister - Caty - who undoubtedly also gets a share which will greatly diminish any money Bob would get out of the estate. Then maybe Bob will have to move in with either Lesser Bro in the basementless Grandparents' old house (it's too close to a pond for a basement) or with his Greater Sister.The most likely outcome is that its got some debt on it still, but not enough to wipe out the houses value, and that the will dictates the assets of the estate are to be split evenly between the brothers. But since its likely that the estate is like, 90% home value 10% whatever else (car, savings, etc) its likely that they'll be forced to sell the house, unless one of the chipman brothers secretly has enough money to make the other 'whole' in such an arrangement floating about. If the other chipman wants to sell, Bobs pretty much SOL.
The smartest thing Bob could do is take his proceeds from such a sale, and use it to either buy a place in bumfuck nowhere, or cover most of the cost of a place thats slightly less bumfuck nowhere, under which he can possibly cover the mortgage on bennies and Patreon.
I expect it will be spent on a trip to the Japanese Super Nintendo World park, or something equivalently stupid and extravagant, maybe as a 'family grieving trip' or similar dumbfuckery.
Holy fuck Bob is old(er)HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!!
All I'll say is ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR20Feb#01a
Trump declares himself King (A&N). It is national emergency, an absolutely a ground for IMPEACHMENT!
20Feb#01b
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Wars are not often like WW2 with total fucking victory and unconditional surrender. That is the oddball. Why? The immense human toll. Like it or not this war has killed millions. That is horrible. It needs to stop. Yes Trump is going to stop it. He has a soul. And there isn't a big enough reason to continue on.Because dictators are BAD PEOPLE and peace would be GOOD for them, ergo? Wars must continue because BAD THINGS must happen to BAD PEOPLE.
The average leftist is very childish and emotion-driven. Objective results don't matter as much as subjective first-blush reaction, and to them? PUTIN NEEDS TO DIE!
It's why they were up in arms (lol) about Trump having peace talks with North Korea.... the only acceptable outcome is their enemies to die in agony, anything less, anything at all? Is just unacceptable. The only acceptable way out of Ukraine is Putin dies by being run over by a tank in a futile last stand on Moscow... their steady lifetime diet of cartoons and movies and never being intellectually challenged or conditioned to accept anything but 100% success have convinced them this is the natural order of things.
THREAD CHALLENGE!I want Bob to draw a comic based on his Mario movie pitch just so we can see it in all its retarded glory.
for all the hue and cry about Neo-con "chicken-hawks", the (D) sure are bloodthirsty, aren't they?Wars are not often like WW2 with total fucking victory and unconditional surrender. That is the oddball. Why? The immense human toll. Like it or not this war has killed millions. That is horrible. It needs to stop. Yes Trump is going to stop it. He has a soul. And there isn't a big enough reason to continue on.
Always have been. It was a republican that ended Vietnam. Never let them forget that.for all the hue and cry about Neo-con "chicken-hawks", the (D) sure are bloodthirsty, aren't they?
Remember: When Trump declares himself King, then Moviebob takes Trump's words at face valuet. When Moviebob complains about eugenics being tainted as a science by Nazis and racists and is (correctly) taken at face value, Moviebob says it's a "joke".[2025.02.20-01a] Trump declares himself King (A&N). It is national emergency, an absolutely a ground for IMPEACHMENT!
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Of course, we know Moviebob doesn't mind idiots saying idiot things. If Moviebob did mind idiots saying idiot things, then Moviebob wouldn't be an idiot saying idiot things.
Ironically enough, despite (allegedly) receiving death threates since the 2010s, Moviebob's been calling for the deaths of millions upon millions of people since 2016.
The worst of politiicans doesn't come from New York. Thw worst of politicians come from San Francisco. Just look at Gavin Newsom and Nancy Pelosi.
"Maybe Sleepy Joe is what we wanted..."
An educated electorate would stop voting Democrat.An educated electorate will not have allowed this DEI critter in congress.
[shades on]
Moviebob: "I feel bad for this 'person's kid."
When you're pissing off literal dipshits like Moviebob and Adam Kinzinger at the same time, you're doing something right and worthy of my respect.[2025.02.20-14]
Americans, you have wasted at least $350B simply because you let the Dems run the ballot fraud in 2016.
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*Saluting to God Emperor Trump*
Why try to engage with Moviebob in good faith when Moviebob never does?
And Moviebob deserved every single molecule of it!Poor Bobby! How he suffered during g*me**ate!!!
This is a good debate strategy to use against Moviebob: If your goal is to expose Moviebob as an nth-degree Nazi, just let Moviebob to speak without interruption.[2025.02.20-27b] The more Bobby argues, the worse light he paints himself in.
I love @mikef141's response in the final post above: "How you have convinced yourself [into believing] you are a good person deserving of a better future is beyond me." If @mikef141 finds his way to KiwiFarms, he'll be happy to know there are literally thousands of screenshots depicting Moviebob's holier-than-God behavior over the last nine years.
Moviebob: "[Dehumanization is] not [bad] if they're bad."