Canada is a failed state

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Anyone who knows anything about Canada and the US understands that the USA is way more of a failure than Canada, and this has truly taught me the nature of Americans. Keep your pigsty and your dictator over there please
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Yeah I was thinking that during an AH64 demo I saw in the 90s where it could headshot me from 2 miles away floating in the sky. If America can build flying death machines like that at reasonable cost and be responsible for the nuclear age, space age and information age Canada must be rife with examples of being automatically even better at basically all that plus everything else.

Especially present day Canada what with millions of minds that rub poo all over everything because hand washing cannot be understood. Talk about a success story, taking the world's garbage and forging it into something superior to America. I know it's true and works like that because my little red book told me.
 
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Canada is not a serious country anyway. Literally their entire existence hangs on the balance of a hockey game. Still, what else can Canada cling onto? Closest thing I've seen was raptors but that's like GTA only....

And hockey is slowly diminishing in Canada. No matter they much they pander to jeets, they will never play the game and committ to something that's professional and civilized. They'd rather work 24/7 as cashier and steal shit on the side.

Only way for Canada to survive in any shape or form is joining USA as a state. Maybe even as a vassal state with different currency and central banking system.

Still, part of USA.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Canada is not a serious country anyway. Literally their entire existence hangs on the balance of a hockey game. Still, what else can Canada cling onto? Closest thing I've seen was raptors but that's like GTA only....

And hockey is slowly diminishing in Canada. No matter they much they pander to jeets, they will never play the game and committ to something that's professional and civilized. They'd rather work 24/7 as cashier and steal shit on the side.

Only way for Canada to survive in any shape or form is joining USA as a state. Maybe even as a vassal state with different currency and central banking system.

Still, part of USA.
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Why would we keep our own currency? That would be kneecapping ourselves so hard

Although I do prefer the different coloured bills because it makes it so you don’t accidentally hand out a $50 or $100 when drunk
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Why would we keep our own currency? That would be kneecapping ourselves so hard

Although I do prefer the different coloured bills because it makes it so you don’t accidentally hand out a $50 or $100 when drunk
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Strippers would appreciate it as it won't hail when people make it rain with singles.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Why would we keep our own currency? That would be kneecapping ourselves so hard

Although I do prefer the different coloured bills because it makes it so you don’t accidentally hand out a $50 or $100 when drunk
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Some semblance of control and power. If you lose currency, you are finished. Look at euro. It's basically Germany +++.

Also, according to some rumours, Canada is prepared to concede on everything .....including dairy....in order to avoid tariff.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
concede on everything .....including dairy....in order to avoid tariff.
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I'm not Canadian, but I can never understand why Canadians aren't infuriated by the dairy tariffs. I saw serious concerns about grocery prices from Canadians online between 2022 and 2024, but I never saw any complaints about how the government was essentially ensuring that milk and butter would stay expensive by heavily tariffing outside milk. I know that tariffs only apply if a quota is exceeded, but I feel like milk and butter are the kinds of products you can't have a too large surplus of, considering the massive demand (especially from Indians). If I were Canadian and facing a cost-of-living crisis, I personally wouldn't care about local dairy farmers since I'd be getting bled dry from all angles. Cheap milk wouldn't fix the whole issue, but it sure as hell would help. I could be missing something or misunderstanding the inner workings of the tariffs, but it felt like something I would expect more complaints about from Canadian consumers. I guess they really care about their dairy farmers.
 
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crazedaze said:
Anyone who knows anything about Canada and the US understands that the USA is way more of a failure than Canada
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Femcels lecturing anyone on anything, let alone on "understanding," is lol, lmao even. Please limit your retardery to the the Man-Hate Thread, ktnx.

Canada wouldn't exist in any meaningful sense without the USA bankrolling it. Further, the current holders of the White House aren't the ones constantly harassing everyone with goofy moralization barrages. It's not even a matter of Canada merely having a different ideology from the south; it's entire existence revolves around constantly talking about how "good and moral" they are and how they are on a mission to impose “democracy” and “human rights” to everyone on earth, the actual results are endless war and ridiculous poverty. Lastly but not least, and it's something Jetpack Himmler and others have talked about time and again, Canada also loves to alienate, ostracize and even exterminate it's own citizens, more than any other country on the planet, and it's government feels smug and entitled by claiming they are justified by a 'universal' moral order (based on postmodernist "secularism" that has never seen popular acceptance anywhere ever).
 
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YautjaWeeb said:
Yeah I was thinking that during an AH64 demo I saw in the 90s where it could headshot me from 2 miles away floating in the sky. If America can build flying death machines like that at reasonable cost and be responsible for the nuclear age, space age and information age Canada must be rife with examples of being automatically even better at basically all that plus everything else.
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I think that investing into things like healthcare, education, and social security is a greater sign of success than building war machines. The fact that Canadian politicians generally don't let their megachurch pastors determine policy and are good at not making parliament into a soap opera is another sign of success. The Trudeau resignation nonsense we just had was unusual, but during Trump's first term government shutdowns were a yearly tradition. And of course, let's not forget that a country that has multiple school shootings every year and laid the groundwork for modern forever wars is far, far more successful at protecting its people than the country that has had nine in its entire history and only tends to get involved in wars to maintain good relations with its allies.
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Canada is not a serious country anyway. Literally their entire existence hangs on the balance of a hockey game. Still, what else can Canada cling onto? Closest thing I've seen was raptors but that's like GTA only....

And hockey is slowly diminishing in Canada. No matter they much they pander to jeets, they will never play the game and committ to something that's professional and civilized. They'd rather work 24/7 as cashier and steal shit on the side.

Only way for Canada to survive in any shape or form is joining USA as a state. Maybe even as a vassal state with different currency and central banking system.

Still, part of USA.
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Yeah, because a game that requires its players to wear heavy armour is sooooo civilized, but I can see why mutts would think that considering you stop the entire country one Sunday in February every year for an even more violent heavy armour game. If you think the average Canadian's main point of national pride is sports, you've got another thing coming.
 
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Space Police said:
I think that investing into things like healthcare, education, and social security is a greater sign of success than building war machines. The fact that Canadian politicians generally don't let their megachurch pastors determine policy and are good at not making parliament into a soap opera is another sign of success. The Trudeau resignation nonsense we just had was unusual, but during Trump's first term government shutdowns were a yearly tradition. And of course, let's not forget that a country that has multiple school shootings every year and laid the groundwork for modern forever wars is far, far more successful at protecting its people than the country that has had nine in its entire history and only tends to get involved in wars to maintain good relations with its allies.
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Good, when will Canada have 1st world healthcare again? When will it have a functioning education system that isn't run by danger hairs, people that can't speak English, or the CCP? The social safety net is going to be a bowl full of bugs in a pod (only for the LPC faithful) within the next 10-20 years you cannot be serious.

Yeah, boo-hoo American war machines designed for superiority that Canadian defense interests could not even begin to dismantle and study adequately let alone create. I like the Apache because of the peerless over-engineering of a Cold War helicopter that can withstand a hit from a tank and would hypothetically kill 20 pieces of Soviet armor in any weather condition or time of day before needing re-armament. Last deployment Canada had infantry wearing jungle camouflague in the desert driving through IED traps in unarmored vehicles with North Korean level doctrine for expendability.

There's literal faggots on reddit who think Canada can rip out every piece of American military technology from every land, air and sea vessel and just "make our own". What country aside from Wakanda can just do that? It ain't Canada and the poo people who don't wash their hands. But hey, with the cost savings of having no defense or capable military Canada has managed to become the bottom of the list at nearly everything in any developed nation too. So cheers for that let's talk school shootings and manners. Save hockey for last because that's what matters most.
 
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