I can get not liking Trump and/or Elon but to be this level of delusional that you think that Elon is going to steal all of the tax money an agency like USAID was getting without proof or reason is some next level brain hole syndrome. Smash your head against the wall or keep angrily skeeting into the void or both.20Feb#11
I like how some liberals actually can wrap their head around the idea that Trump is saying things to get a rise out of them, and yet they still end up clutching their pearls over his obvious trolling. These people are fucking retarded. Keep going, Mr. President!20Feb#01a
Trump declares himself King (A&N). It is national emergency, an absolutely a ground for IMPEACHMENT!
If I were a dictator with supreme power, I would enact a statute that forced Bob to wear a shock collar that would zap him every time he uses that fucking George Carlin quote. He's too stupid to realize he's in the lower half he so denigrates over and over again.20Feb#13
Nutter thinks Musk rigged the voting machines for Trump.
That's why the Dems cheated at the ballot box the low-tech way.
Being told from birth that you're on the Right Side of History™ will really fuck up a person's moral compass. These people have been conditioned to believe that they are the good guys who can do no wrong, and that whoever they're told is the bad guy should be destroyed totally and completely (tactics and targets, remember?). Nuance is not something they have any understanding of; hell, they can't even fathom the idea that they've been lied to. Thus, they call for the total destruction of a country that has basically zero impact on their day to day lives, all because they've been told it's the boogeyman that is ruining Our Democracy™.
Yeah, try disagreeing with leftist dogma on Bluesky, see how quickly the trannies come for your head. App of the people, my ass. Social media as a whole is a cancer, but Bluesky will never achieve anything greater than being a hugbox for the worst people out there.20Feb#22
The fact that Bob can't wrap his feeble mind around the Serenity Prayer really says a lot about his mindset. C'mon, Bob, show us all how it's done! Surely if you REALLY put your mind to it, you'll be the billion-dollar screenwriter you always told us you could be!20Feb#23
Deep philosophical musing
Another instance of Bob telling on himself. Yeah, we know you don't take your "career" seriously, considering how you're subsisting on handouts and pity work. Still making far too much for your pitiful contribution to society, but hey, at least it's less than what it was.20Feb#24
Protip, Bobbo: the "it's just a joke!" defense only works if what you're claiming to be a joke is actually funny. The rage and vitriol you fling at those you call "subhuman" on a daily basis is anything but.20Feb#27b
The more Bobby argues, the worse light he paints himself in.
that's why they aren't educated, they're indoctrinated and brainwashed.
nobody's better at gaslighting bob than bob himself.
for all Bob's claims that the Right (and Believers
) have literal brainworms, nobody exhibits brainworm-infestation symptoms like Bob and the Breadtube Left.Trolling the Left works because they're too high-strung on emotions (Feelers
vs Thinkers ) and too easily offended, either on their own or vicariously on someone else's behalf. Drumpf knows this because when you upset someone they are off-balance, and less rational, and thus easier to take advantage of if you know what you're doing. These morons underestimate him AND fall for the bait, every. single. time. It's like they can't help themselves. Even if they proclaim to be fully aware that drumpf is deliberately trying to upset them - because especially in the minds of the Troons, offending a Troon makes them 1 step away from willingly joining the 41% in despair.Lying about a character on Venture Bros. makes it so, so, SO much worse. Especially since it's easily verifiable.
Don’t forget that they have a younger sister as well. Chippa is the middle child.
His brother and sister might just let him have it because otherwise he might move in with them, but even if a sale was required he wouldn't buy anything because he's stupid. He also wouldn't spend it on a trip because he's too cowardly to leave Boston on his own unless someone he knows, or thinks he knows, is going to be with him on the other side.
I think a lot of it is performative to make sure no one else thinks they might be a republican, but considering how little of the end of world shit they predicted last Trump presidency happened, I bet many lefties are thinking a lot of this shit is overblown and stupid, but too scared to say it out loud.
If PiggyBob had a single solitary brain cell rattling around in the infinite void between his ears, he'd get off of social media altogether.
it truly is an open question of just how much of Bob either Lesser Bro or Greater Sis can tolerate without losing their damn minds, and that's assuming both of them are as down with the Gas the MAGA CHUDs in the Oxygenless Wastelands "Final Solution" as proposed by Bob. We know Chris at least in part agrees with Bob on this (and trannychasing). Not sure how pozzed Greater Sister is, tho. It was either her, or one of Bob's cousins (maybe even Troon Cousin?), that ran with the try to get the guy fired by reporting him to....himself.
As a broke bitch, I understand the sentiment. When you have multiple income streams (and Woodchuck Man has at least 20) it's a pain in the ass figuring out what's coming from where, going where, what you need to do now, where what money needs to go, etc. Not to mention tax season SUUUUUUUUCKS. If leftists knew what it took to actually be rich and stay rich, they'd have more respect for the work that it takes. But then, that's why are lot of them aren't rich.21Feb#32
He retired in 2023. When he was appointed in 2019, Trump still had a little bit of faith in our institutions. No more.21Feb#06
Mark Milley probably thinks The Communist Manifesto is part of the American Constitution. Why didn't Trump sack this treasonous piece of shit?
No, Robert, you absolute mongoloid. The drop in price is people reacting emotionally to Walmart's estimates and fearmongering like yours. It is utterly baseless and the prices will recover in a few days.21Feb#16
Let Prof. Chipman explain to you the latest Economic indicators.
As I understand it, Hasan Piker was paid quite well. He's a millionaire, as I recall.21Feb#21
It is fortunate that Bobby has enough moral compass to turn back on subhumanoid money. He might be eyeballs-deep in debt, but at least his conscience is clear!
A-yup.
You've described the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult, uh... "sir"...[2025.02.21-02] Projection 2025
Perfectly summarizes Fuckwit in Chief Biden's modus operandi.[2025.02.21-03]
Vance ain't wrong. I could argue Vance is genuinely correct.
It's unfortunate for Moviebob that masculinity isn't about whining about everything. If masculinity actually were about whining about every little thign that doesn't go one's way, Bob would be the apex of manliness.
And my response to Moviebob on a majority of matters is, simply, "go fuck yourself, Mr. Chipthing".[2025.02.21-08]
If I had the ability to blink and have Moviebob Scanners'd, I'd do so without even a picosecond's worth of hesitation.
Barring a meteorite, Nazibob would likely have them doxxed in order to hit them with an aluminum baseball bat with "DUH!" written on it.[2025.02.21-10]
Hey, Bobbo...[2025.02.21-11]
Let me summarize the image for you so you don't have to read it:
If Moviebob approves of any photo in which James Gunn chumming up with Zack Snyder, reposting it won't give stupid people headaches. If it did, Moviebob would be complaining about having an intense migraine.[2025.02.21-23]
George Monbiot is a climate-fanatic
retard.hell, the RINOs/Red Tories also seem to think it's about making friends.
These androgynous idiots think any objection to Leftist Dogma is 'whining". Because that is what they do and they are projecting. Of course, it's not whining when they do it.
Mark Milley drank the Kool-aid. He should be smart enough to know Drumpf is taking the piss, but unfortunately apparently not, and as such has no business being a General. Hell, he has no business being a Private.
Lots of athletes are Cluster B Clusterfucks. Kluwe is no exception.
Bob should have never invested in stocks because he clearly has no actual clue how the stock market works.
Bob whines all the time, therefore he thinks all the mens of dudebros whine too.
Well, he can admit we're in a recession now because Harris lost the election. If it had been possible for her to win, Bob would still be saying, "What recession! What stagflation!" but he might as well admit it now when it might possible hurt Trump in the midterms.
AOC has always been grate, not great.[2025.02.22-03]
[shades off][2025.02.22-04]
And when you think of how much stupider Moviebob is than the average human--rather, how much stupider Moviebob is than the average pile of dog shit--it all makes sense.[2025.02.22-06]
When one thinks of an average person, one isn't thinking of Bob Chipman.
Trump should never have entered the Internal Revenue Service with a wrecking ball.[2025.02.22-07]
Given that Moviebob has repeatedly called for some 63,000,000 people to be wiped from existence for voting Trump over Führer Hillary, celebrating a murderer doesn't surprise me.22Feb#08
These people sicken me. Whenever I see something like this my urge to quit this thread is strong.
The Critic's Jay Sherman: "And nothing of value was lost."[2025.02.22-14] Big Al / Tony Reed. No Tony, we categorically aren't "in it all together".
Question: Do you remember who was in the White House in February of 2022?[2025.02.22-15]
Had the assassin's bullet taken off more of Trump's head than a small chunk of ear on that July afternoon, it's extremely likely that every surface in Moviebob's "apartment" would've been splattered with Bob's reproductive DNA.[2025.02.22-19] "People kind of forgot Trump got shot"
Not me.
See what I mean about the shock collar? This is behavior that needs correcting.22Feb#06
When one thinks of an average person, one isn't thinking of Bob Chipman.
Yeah, let's see how well the "I thought he was a Nazi!" defense works as you get convicted of aggravated assault. Not going to bother looking him up, but I'd be pretty confident ol' "Max Cannon" here is either a pencil-neck dweeb or a landwhale.22Feb#09c
The dogs are indeed frothing at the mouth.
I wish Bobby could explain to me how spending millions of dollars circumcising Africans is supposed to counter Chinese influence. Or, y'know, any of the hundreds of other stupid grants that our tax dollars have been flowing to for decades. Yeah, he'll say it's actually cover for the "real" operations that the CIA is running, but frankly, I don't want those either since we've seen their track record.22Feb#10
Just because people aren't talking about it constantly, doesn't mean it's not on people's minds. I guarantee you more people are thinking about Trump's almost assassination than anything to do with Jack Black. Bob thinks that if he doesn't see it on Twitter/Bluesky, it doesn't exist, in a bizarre form of a lack of object permanence.22Feb#19
"People kind of forgot Trump got shot"
Who gives a fuck about Jack Black these days?
Bob can't express his thoughts without bringing up pop culture, yet he mocks Palmer Luckey, a man who has done more to bring VR to the mainstream than just about anyone else and has had a wildly successful career because of it, as being a complete moron, far dumber than the very-high-IQ Bob "Moviebob" Chipman. Dunning-Kruger, thy name is Bob.22Feb#20
