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14 years old "trans girl" from Canada.


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He's 14 and already has Der Coomer eyes
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If the tweet about looking at furry porn at the bus stop is genuine then I wonder if there’s a weird theme with pooners looking at porn in public? I was sitting behind a pooner in a college lecture once and she was scrolling through shotacon porn on tumblr for the whole lesson. I wonder if it’s meant to be an exhibitionist thing.
Certified woman and yaoi enjoyer here. Women don’t get their jollies from exhibitionism. The idea that other people might see them consume erotica doesn’t even cross their mind, unless it’s an anxiety spiral about the shame of getting judged. In any given first world metropolitan city, it’s not rare for women to read erotica or listen to a spicy audiobook on the bus just to pass the time.

Those that look at porn images in public however are either 1. so engrossed in the content they don’t give a fuck who’s looking or 2. too autistic to realize that someone can see what’s on their screen. Regarding pooners, my theory is that their testosterone (which has a known effect of increasing sex drive) makes them too cum-brained to think of anything except anime boy cock and they need their dopamine fix now because class is boring and access to r-18 Xitter is right there on their phone/laptop.

ETA: Another theory; maybe they think it’s ok to look at porn in public because they self identify as gross faggots so this is just a gross faggot thing and anyone who thinks it’s indecent is a conservative prude.
 
If the tweet about looking at furry porn at the bus stop is genuine then I wonder if there’s a weird theme with pooners looking at porn in public? I was sitting behind a pooner in a college lecture once and she was scrolling through shotacon porn on tumblr for the whole lesson. I wonder if it’s meant to be an exhibitionist thing.
Trannies all of them fetishize the gender they're not.

Men dress up either like sluts or schoolgirls and talk like Tweens. That pooner probably thought that's what men do they watch porn and it's like no sweetie watching porn especially in public is what perverts do.
 
Screen-capped this earlier and forgot to post it. a) RIP to that subreddit, if it wasn’t flooded with this shit before, it is now and b) why are their fake rooms so nasty? At least pretend to have your shit together in your art.

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I wish they knew that transphobe joy is so much more powerful.
 
Trannies are in no place to be territorial about linguistics, given that they are some of the most authoritarian truth-crushers of all time, but calling themselves dolls gets daringly close to actual honesty. What's that? You admit to being nothing but a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood? Well, you said it, not me.
This paragraph is 10x better when you read it in Zizek's voice
Screen-capped this earlier and forgot to post it. a) RIP to that subreddit, if it wasn’t flooded with this shit before, it is now and b) why are their fake rooms so nasty? At least pretend to have your shit together in your art.
It's always so fucking gross laying in your bedsheets (and not on some blanket on the bed) in day clothes. And that greasy pizza in the bed too, eww. The perspective on that pizza box is fucked, it looks like a bad clip art paste. It's seen from the top, the box should be square. It's called trans joy but it looks like a mid-20's depressive episode
 
Adding the heart punctuation is *so* masc
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Also oh look a pooner talking about her secretions, how uncommon.
Li'l Pooner must have been so proud.
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She's missing the point though. Nobody gives a fuck about Pooners in the mens room. They're no threat. The point of these bills is to keep sick fucking AGP Honstrosities from invading the womens room.
Shit wherever you want Li'l Pooner. Nobody cares. You're irrelevant.
 
Screen-capped this earlier and forgot to post it. a) RIP to that subreddit, if it wasn’t flooded with this shit before, it is now and b) why are their fake rooms so nasty? At least pretend to have your shit together in your art.

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What does this even mean? Troons 41% if you use their birth name. They’re the least joyous, least resistant people in the world.
Adding the heart punctuation is *so* masc
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Also oh look a pooner talking about her secretions, how uncommon.
These protests are always entertaining. Like, oh shit oh FUCK this lil dood sure showed me! Except no one cares what trans men do because they are all tiny.
 
This paragraph is 10x better when you read it in Zizek's voice
Now, let me tell you something about these, what you call, 'trannies', they have no right, absolutely no right, no claim whatsoever, to be territorial about linguistics, about this sacred playground of meaning where we all play like little children! Why? Because, my God sniff they’re the ultimate authoritarian truth-crushers, the ones who smash reality into little pieces, and so on and so forth, and then demand we all applaud the wreckage! Yes, yes, the ruthless enforcement of rigid, rigid frameworks, "You must say this word, you cannot say that", as if language is some kind of gulag, a battlefield where only their Truth, capital T, gets to wave its little red flag! wipes nose They are like Stalinist bureaucrats, rewriting the dictionary, like some Party manifesto!

It’s almost Hegelian, this dialectical inversion sniff where the oppressed become the oppressors, but not in the way Marx would have it, no, no, this is far more perverse. They call themselves "dolls!" Dolls! wild hand wave What is this? What is a doll? sniff A plastic, sexless thing, a pure simulacrum, a facsimile of womanhood, trapped in what Baudrillard might call the hyperreal wipes nose like Barbie gone wrong, yes?

Now, let me digress, because I must sniff dolls, they’re fascinating, no? We give them life, we project our desires onto them, little girls playing house, little boys tearing their heads off, and so on and so forth. They’re empty vessels, pure signifiers waiting to be filled. And isn’t that what identity is, in the end? A kind of doll-making? We stitch together these bits and piece, gender, sex, language, culture, and so on and so forth, and pretend it’s natural, authentic, eternal, and so on and so forth. wipes nose But it’s not! It’s all a performance, a masquerade, as Lacan would say.

So, back to this wild gesture they call themselves "dolls," it’s not just a confession, it’s a provocation. They’re screaming "Yes, I am a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood, and so on and so forth, and so what?" It's not me saying it, no, no, I’m just the observer here, the idiot with the popcorn, but they admit it! wipes nose It’s Freud, pure Freud, the unconscious spilling out like vomit, "We’re not real, we’re fake, we’re the fetish!—and so on and so forth" And this, this is the tragedy, in their desperate grasp for authenticity, they stumble into the very void they seek to deny! “Look at us! We are dolls!” they cry, and I want to yell back sniff "Yes! Yes! You’re the commodity, the shiny little object of late capitalism’s wet dream!" But of course, you cannot say this, oh no, no, because to name the symptom is to risk the fury of the superegoic injunction.

It’s almost honest, and sniff daringly close to truth! But here’s the real truth long pause aren’t we all dolls? Aren’t we all these artificial constructs, piecing together our identities from the scraps of the symbolic order, pretending there’s a soul, in there somewhere? sniff Maybe they’re the brave ones, and it is we who are clutching this fantasy of a "real" self, who are the true liars.

So I say wipe nose, wild gesture embrace it! Let’s all confess: we are dolls, hollow and ridiculous, dancing on the strings of language and desire! Because in that admission, there is a mad, stupid freedom from this authenticity nonsense! sniff
 
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Screen-capped this earlier and forgot to post it. a) RIP to that subreddit, if it wasn’t flooded with this shit before, it is now and b) why are their fake rooms so nasty? At least pretend to have your shit together in your art.

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Even worse than the first one, bitch there are Cheetos directly spilling onto your bedspread! A loose pile of Legos in the corner! How could anyone relax much less experience joy in a space this disgusting? Only the roaches are experiencing joy at the way you live.

(Also the way that pizza box is oriented makes no sense from a top-down view either)
 
Li'l Pooner must have been so proud.
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She's missing the point though. Nobody gives a fuck about Pooners in the mens room. They're no threat. The point of these bills is to keep sick fucking AGP Honstrosities from invading the womens room.
Shit wherever you want Li'l Pooner. Nobody cares. You're irrelevant.
No threat at all.

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Screen-capped this earlier and forgot to post it. a) RIP to that subreddit, if it wasn’t flooded with this shit before, it is now and b) why are their fake rooms so nasty? At least pretend to have your shit together in your art.

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There's this quote.
"The secret to happiness is to lower your expectations" - Charlie Munger.
Which goes against everything troons stand for. They expect the most out of society and themselves, they dream the impossible and put their self worth into the hands of everyone around them.
As a result, its why they are so miserable.

This is actually a big problem with Gen Z and Millennials too, they expect so much from life because they live life through the lens of hedonism. Theres so many excuses on why they cant get their shit together and its usually because of someone else's fault, like the "lack of third places" and "capitalism". They expect everyone else to be responsible for their own happiness/success, which is inherently unreasonable, and as such they needlessly suffer.
 
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Saw this on twitter and went to their page out of morbid curiosity.
I know I complain about this shit a lot but another tranny tweet that has almost 100k likes on it. I saw this other tweet that has 152k likes on it with 2.3M views and OP is a 14 year old boy identifying as a girl. I refuse to fucking believe that there are this many kids online who are into transgenderism. I'm still convince it has to be bots. If its some how not then why is nobody calling out how this is proof that unlimited internet access is convincing all of these kids that they're trans?

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That's a fat lesbian, they save their punches for their girlfriends.

Which goes against everything troons stand for. They expect the most out of society and themselves, they dream the impossible and put their self worth into the hands of everyone around them.
As a result, its why they are so miserable.

This is actually a big problem with Gen Z and Millennials too, they expect so much from life because they live life through the lens of hedonism. Theres so many excuses on why they cant get their shit together and its usually because of someone else's fault, like the "lack of third places" and "capitalism". They expect everyone else to be responsible for their own happiness/success, which is inherently unreasonable, and as such they needlessly suffer.

"Happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in" - Terry Pratchett

Since troonery is all about tying one's happiness to validation from other people, misery abounds.
 
[Zizek impersonation.]
I always love when Kiwis themselves can put a smile on my face. :heart-full:

Thread tax time: a post-phallo pooner is disappointed that her girlfriend won't utilize her silly little testicle pumps because it is just offputting.
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Do your partners squeeze your pump for you?

My girlfriend seems to be too weirded out to squeeze my pump. She’s also scared she’ll break it somehow?
If feels like since my balls aren’t cis, she won’t interact with them. Or she only wants to interact with cis balls or interact with my balls in a cis way.
I really wish she’d pump it up for me sometimes, like before an impromptu hand job or something. It’d be super cool to feel myself getting hard without me having to make it happen mechanically. I guess I’m wishing I had an experience closer to a cis guy’s boner sometimes.
Anyways - what are y’all’s experiences like? Do your partners do it for you? Am I asking for too much?
She elaborates further in the comments, and it sounds like, somehow, the fauxsticles are the only offputting part about her genital setup...
She says it’s a “weird” thing to do to balls. Like yeah - I get it - most people don’t squeeze balls casually before sex but that’s how my dick and balls work so it makes me feel like she thinks the whole situation down there is “weird.” I know she likes my dick itself but I get the vibe that she gets weirded out by how everything works if she stops and thinks about it.
That’s part of her thought process too. I guess I don’t get why because cis guys don’t like it, she won’t do it to trans guys?
She also wouldn’t touch my forearm (I had rff) during couples yoga until I practically begged her too. Sometimes I guess it just feels like a weird micro aggression. I know that’s probably too strong of a term, but that’s what it feels like. It’s weird to be turned down by my partner over this.
That’s what’s so weird - she loves everything else about my dick. I feel like it’s one of those things where if she “thinks about it too much” she gets freaked out by it all
Boohoo! Someone took down a tranny's propaganda sticker. Troons are so obsessed with plastic landfill garbage - they aren't just a social hazard, but also an environmental one.
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Someone took down my sticker :(

There’s this bridge near me, that has a bunch of different stickers on it, lots of different things. So I impulsively bought some trans stickers, as one does, and put one on the bridge. This particular one said “we have always existed” with the trans colours behind it, and it was up there for nearly week, I’d see it as I walked to work. Then today I saw the sticker was no longer there, all the other ones were kept up. I’m gonna put a new one at some point lol, but I’m gonna be more discreet about I this time I think
 
Fat lesbians are no threat to a man. Ben Shapiro is a midget, he looks tiny next to most people.
I love how she's flipped the chair around too, classic Pooner overcompensation, trying to LARP as a man without any understanding of what it is she's supposed to be portraying.
I remember watching that, she clumped up to the table and flipped the chair around, and realized how uncomfortable it is to sit like that after about 3 minutes and turned it around the right way.
She must have thought she'd look so cool too, and just ended up looking ridiculous, its like she's based her idea of performative masculinity from 1980's bro dudes from a John Hughes movie.
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