Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Toji Suzuhara]

Like blade first?

She doesn’t insert the handle and then says to whoever listens that she puts a knife in her vagina.
Like in a way that implies it’s the blade but it’s not technically lying?

She once fucked an electric razor's handle, I'm guessing it was the same thing with the knife

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Like blade first?

She doesn’t insert the handle and then says to whoever listens that she puts a knife in her vagina.
Like in a way that implies it’s the blade but it’s not technically lying?

You be the judge of that.

 

[FinnSven]

She puts it in horizontally so it’s simultaneously the blade and the handle

Surely that would be damaging!

I know a bag like a horse collar is a commonly claimed thing, but seriously, no woman really would have a vagina that loosely open!

She once fucked an electric razor's handle, I'm guessing it was the same thing with the knife

That’s more plausible.
I can imagine some more desperate women using an electric razor handle as an improvised vibrator.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You be the judge of that.
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[Sandnigger]

Maybe it's a butterfly knife.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

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I knew that there was another, more horrifying post mentioning it. IDK how I missed it, given how unhinged it is

 

[Schizoid Wife]

She also apparently puts knives into her vagina. Doing that whilst drinking is probably a recipe for disaster.

She also once considered putting garlic up her ass to deal with an infection, most likely being the pinworms.

Anyways, she's complaining about the cold again.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler

You vil listen to the voice and you vil like it

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oy vey....

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

She also once considered putting garlic up her ass to deal with an infection, most likely being the pinworms.

Anyways, she's complaining about the cold again.
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In Florida?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

In Florida?

Yeah, she constantly complains about the cold, her apartment probably just has poor insulation

 

[Schizoid Wife]

In Florida?

It's currently 42 degrees outside in Tampa, which is very cold for Florida standards.

 

[AltisticRight]

Has she ever known of the wild concept called a SWEATER or a BLANKET?
She gets up at 3pm, it shouldn't even be that cold outside. Get an Uber.
(Yes that was an Ethan Ralph reference and no I have no shame.)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Has she ever known of the wild concept called a SWEATER or a BLANKET?

She doesn't even wear pants most of the time, I don't think she would wear a sweater.

Edit: Zoe-zo is feeling sick again

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's currently 42 degrees outside in Tampa, which is very cold for Florida standards.
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I'd kill for 42 right now lol.

Edit: watching this video now...this sound like you at all, Zoey?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Edit: watching this video now...this sound like you at all, Zoey?

I wouldn’t really say she’s a sociopath, just an edgelord with BPD

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I wouldn’t really say she’s a sociopath, just an edgelord with BPD

She used to frequent the r/Cringetopia and similar subreddits like r/DanganronpaCringe back in middle school, so it wouldn't surprise me at all for that to be the case.

Edit: She's in therapy, be careful with that Zoe-zo

 

[Schizoid Wife]

That’s an… Interesting way to describe that.

 

[dust]

That’s an… Interesting way to describe that.
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I actually recognize that quote, i think they're referencing class of '09? I wouldn't be shocked, they're the exact demographic for it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

She's still in the middle of her therapy session, so I guess that it's good that she didn't say this out loud unlike with the big tits comment from earlier.

I actually recognize that quote, i think they're referencing clas of '09? I wouldn't be shocked, they're the exact demographic for it.

I can totally see Nicole saying that and Zoe-zo also is an avid player of VNs, altough I think that if she played the game before we would have seen it referenced earlier

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]