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Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild
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I don't count them as "sightings" but "opportunities".
These people are so worried and concerned about what others think about them that they will finish their day and sit there thinking about all of the encounters they had that day. "Was that look the man gave me him clocking me?", "Did my new makeup routine have a statistically lower clock-rate than last week's?". You don't need to open your mouth to inspire these lost Bloodborne creatures into shame. Opening your mouth and saying stuff to them allows them to disregard you as a transphobe, racist, conservative etc... .
All you need is the Crunkle™ "Double Take Method". Usually, all you need to do yourself is two looks. But the key is making sure that the troon sees you look multiple times.
Step 1: Establish without a reasonable doubt that you are looking at a Troonsylvania resident. (if the Troon notices you looking at this point, skip ahead to Step 3).
Step 2: Make sure that the Troon sees you are looking. The hardest part here is maintaining eye contact for a moment. At the moment that your eyes meet, the Troon will feel its throat clamp, tiny little estrogen balls contract or phantom tingles where its breasts used to be as it thinks: "Have I been clocked? Am I about to become the next victim of the Trans Genocide?". Hold your nerve.
Step 3: Look away for a moment. The duration of this break in eye contact is an important detail that you will develop a feeling for as you hone your Double Take Method skills. Make the pause between looks short, and you can invoke an emotion within the Troon that you are shell-shocked. Stunned by seeing it in public, dressed in young girl clothing or looking like Iggy Pop in thick drag makeup. Leave it too long, and hone your Repeat Glances, you can add a sensation of bewilderment. Go too far, and the Troon may confuse your repeated looks for sexual interest (their brains jump to this very quickly).
Step 4 (Quick and effective): Ideal for when you do not want to be in the presence of the Troon for longer than 4 seconds. Look back, and try to make eye contact. Immediately after the eye contact, shudder or squint or widen your eyes. And then immediately look away and do not look back. The effect on a Troon is that those mere two looks, that look of shock on your face will play back in its head the rest of its day. "How did he clock me so easily? Is it something I'm wearing? Did my FFS really change anything? Is everyone else clocking me?".
Step 4 (The Clocking): This method is for advanced users. Only attempt this if you can comfortably fight off a 6'3'' man dressed in a crop top, skirt and hoop earrings. Let the Troon catch you looking. Look away immediately whenever it makes eye contact. Leave it a few seconds, and then allow it to happen again. The tension will increase, but the important thing is to mouth things under your breath. Shake your head quickly and yet subtly, as if in amazement, bewilderment. If you feel brave enough, scoff right before you leave, or laugh a little bit. If the Troon decides to say anything, say nothing back. Find the exit as quickly as possible.
Step 5: Self-doubt, endless cyclical thinking bordering on paranoia and a chink in the armour of these sickening individuals. The doubt will spread to them thinking if their family sees them that same way as the Double Take Man. If they will ever date and have children. The realisation to those smart enough to have any semblance of self-preservation will hopefully save them. But the rest? They're destined to become granny trannies for life and can be laughed at with various other methods.
These people are so worried and concerned about what others think about them that they will finish their day and sit there thinking about all of the encounters they had that day. "Was that look the man gave me him clocking me?", "Did my new makeup routine have a statistically lower clock-rate than last week's?". You don't need to open your mouth to inspire these lost Bloodborne creatures into shame. Opening your mouth and saying stuff to them allows them to disregard you as a transphobe, racist, conservative etc... .
All you need is the Crunkle™ "Double Take Method". Usually, all you need to do yourself is two looks. But the key is making sure that the troon sees you look multiple times.
Step 1: Establish without a reasonable doubt that you are looking at a Troonsylvania resident. (if the Troon notices you looking at this point, skip ahead to Step 3).
Step 2: Make sure that the Troon sees you are looking. The hardest part here is maintaining eye contact for a moment. At the moment that your eyes meet, the Troon will feel its throat clamp, tiny little estrogen balls contract or phantom tingles where its breasts used to be as it thinks: "Have I been clocked? Am I about to become the next victim of the Trans Genocide?". Hold your nerve.
Step 3: Look away for a moment. The duration of this break in eye contact is an important detail that you will develop a feeling for as you hone your Double Take Method skills. Make the pause between looks short, and you can invoke an emotion within the Troon that you are shell-shocked. Stunned by seeing it in public, dressed in young girl clothing or looking like Iggy Pop in thick drag makeup. Leave it too long, and hone your Repeat Glances, you can add a sensation of bewilderment. Go too far, and the Troon may confuse your repeated looks for sexual interest (their brains jump to this very quickly).
Step 4 (Quick and effective): Ideal for when you do not want to be in the presence of the Troon for longer than 4 seconds. Look back, and try to make eye contact. Immediately after the eye contact, shudder or squint or widen your eyes. And then immediately look away and do not look back. The effect on a Troon is that those mere two looks, that look of shock on your face will play back in its head the rest of its day. "How did he clock me so easily? Is it something I'm wearing? Did my FFS really change anything? Is everyone else clocking me?".
Step 4 (The Clocking): This method is for advanced users. Only attempt this if you can comfortably fight off a 6'3'' man dressed in a crop top, skirt and hoop earrings. Let the Troon catch you looking. Look away immediately whenever it makes eye contact. Leave it a few seconds, and then allow it to happen again. The tension will increase, but the important thing is to mouth things under your breath. Shake your head quickly and yet subtly, as if in amazement, bewilderment. If you feel brave enough, scoff right before you leave, or laugh a little bit. If the Troon decides to say anything, say nothing back. Find the exit as quickly as possible.
Step 5: Self-doubt, endless cyclical thinking bordering on paranoia and a chink in the armour of these sickening individuals. The doubt will spread to them thinking if their family sees them that same way as the Double Take Man. If they will ever date and have children. The realisation to those smart enough to have any semblance of self-preservation will hopefully save them. But the rest? They're destined to become granny trannies for life and can be laughed at with various other methods.
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You're wasting time. I just do like the "disgusted Prince gif" every time I see one. I've never even had one of them yell at me for it, let alone axe-murder like they usually do if you're a woman.
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There's one I like to do if it's a walk by and they're with a real woman. I make eye contact with the woman, give her a brief real smile, as women do with each other. Then let my eyes slide to the troon, make eye-contact and immediately change my face into a blank rigid mask, look away at a fixed point in front of me and pick up the pace just a tiny bit. The order is important, he needs to be set up to anticipate that he is going to get the woman-greeting-each-other treatment too and then be crushed when he gets the woman-passing-a-gross-creep response.
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Ew! Just say No. No no no. Add a thank you if you want. But say No. Whether he’s pulling a power move on you or is sincere, it doesn’t matter. Nip that shit right in the bud. Ew! When was the last time that degenerate washed his hands?
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I forgot about this. I worked with a guy in retail who would dress like a woman and identified as such. I forget what his name was. Reliable dude, kept to himself. One day he just stopped showing up to work I assume he found a new job. Few months later some older ladies were talking about him. They said he "isn't doing that (pretending to be a woman) anymore. It must have just been a phase"
Wherever you are, man. Thanks for being a reliable person and glad you made it out on the flip side.
Wherever you are, man. Thanks for being a reliable person and glad you made it out on the flip side.
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Got to be careful in some places that aren't just the USA, you can be arrested in some places for this kind of thing especially if the troon hams the story up. Pretty sad but hey
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Is there some connection between height and troons?
I know there's the stereotype of the 4'11 pooner, but I assume it's just that women are smaller than men on average.
I'm of an average height and while this may be confirmation bias, I feel like most troons I see are quite taller than me. Whether it be the tall skinny troon, or the giant fat wide back of a troon blob. Where you'll be eyes level with the shoulder blades, the chubby arms and you don't even need to see the front to know what they are.
Just the other day I walked passed some tall guy where at the last minute I noticed there was some gender non conforming shit. Was literally a tall skinny dude. Ignored. Last moment noticed their hideous clothes. Short high wasted faded black denim shorts. Gross pale blotchy skin of non hairy legs. Hair in a non-masculine pony tail, coloured a light pinky color. I also think they had tiny tits or a tiny padded brad. In a t-shirt with the big picture print.
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I don't currently live amongst the Yanks, but the people where I am now are generally considered to be far more woke than in the USA, so it's kind of nice to see people being less afraid when you take issue with troon deception and propaganda.
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While I respect the thought put into your guide (cant quote or reply to that for some reason), I prefer to break out the good ol’ Donald Sutherland personally.
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Not sure if there's a connection, but I definitely know what you're talking about. Pooners tend to be these tiny girls that look even more like 12 year old boys due to their height, and troons have this tendency to be super tall and lanky or just hulking beasts. Maybe someone could claim it's because people around more normal heights of the opposite sex "pass better" and we just can't tell, but I highly doubt that's all there is to it.
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It's over compensating, pure and simple.
Giant troons have spent their lives apologising for inadvertent looming and intimidation, and having people assume that they're some ultra manly pro footballer, when in reality they're socially awkward and bad at sports.
Tiny pooners spend their lives being trodden on and treated like fragile little girls, with other women treating them like children and obnoxious patronising males "helping" them whenever they pick up a tool or try to fix something. There is no fury like that which comes from some slimy arsehole plucking your project from your hands and oozing, "Let me do that," and proceeding to fuck up your work despite you telling him to give it back and go away.
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God the tranny I ranted about a few pages back is trying to make his way back into my life. I'm so annoyed. I ran into his mother a few months back and she mentioned that she can tell he misses me and I just said "oh, well.." and shrugged. I was kinda caught off guard honestly.
But more recently, he keeps trying to talk to me again. I just give one word responses and walk off. This weekend I was sick and our boss was forcing me to go home an hour in, and he kept offering to drive me home, offering advil, etc. I know it's not him just being nice because with him there's always ulterior motives. I suspect he ran off any narc supplies he had left and now he's trying to hit up old sources.
But more recently, he keeps trying to talk to me again. I just give one word responses and walk off. This weekend I was sick and our boss was forcing me to go home an hour in, and he kept offering to drive me home, offering advil, etc. I know it's not him just being nice because with him there's always ulterior motives. I suspect he ran off any narc supplies he had left and now he's trying to hit up old sources.
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I'm still unconvinced that anyone passes. I'm sure it's possible to pass people on the street and not pay attention. Not notice. I have still never seen an example of someone who passes.
I told the tale a few weeks ago of being introduced to a trans women. It was a group introduction of, "here is someone and someone." I wasn't paying attention, my subconscious went, "she's big framed." I think my brain only cares if women are attractive" these days. So I ignore. A while later they were talking to people and I had to pay the slightest attention, I immediately clocked. I will add, they had giant sunglasses on which did a lot of the heavy lifting.
With tiny Pooners, I would assume maybe being smaller they are more vulnerable and have had abuse or fear. So that aspect of being undesirable to rapey men might correlate with size.
The hulking beasts as incels is understandable. As much as women go, "oh he's tall." We've all know lanky, thin, unmasculine incel tall dudes. If they can get women, it's always just fat chicks. I know plenty of dudes don't care if the chicks fat, but we know when they are looking at porn it ain't ham planets they're looking at. So I could see that aspect of wanting to be the sexy woman they can't get still pertains to them.
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There’s this art group I go to where unfortunately a trans muslima also attends. He’s so gangly and wears a headscarf while simultaneously wearing a low cut top that shows off his bitch tits. Quick sketch below to show what I saw:
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1. Have car problem.
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3. Click the first link without looking at it.
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Talk about defeating the purpose of a modesty-oriented headscarf… thus there’s no way it’s not a fetish because any woman in a Muslim country would have the shit beat out of her for this.
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the place I work at is a troon magnet. The items are bought donations/local donations for a for-profit business, so the prices are set at the owner’s whim, which are fair but discourage resellers. One of my pastimes when it’s slow is jotting down descriptions of the customers we get, and so I’ve got months of shorthand notes talking about the worst freaks. I don’t really tolerate people of gender, but i don’t care as long as they pay and don’t try to talk much.
Just today we had a creature that I’ll call Clocky the Brick Hon, who tried to meangirl me into giving him a better price on a scarf and didn’t like that his intimidation was met with don’t give a fuck cashier indifference so he just left his cart of lingerie, skirts, and other shit and bailed.
Last week sometime I had a troon from Maine that had a fisherman’s voice that clopped around in heels he wasn’t used to wearing, wore a beach cover up with ill fitting neon pink shorts, and he bought bikinis and left behind heels that definitely wouldn’t have fit. I know you’re not a size 10 in women’s, sir.
I’ve had this one guy come in with obvious self-harm scars all over his thighs and arms wearing a child sized hello Kitty shirt and similarly child sized shorts with some greasy fat fuck and it made everyone around them visibly uncomfortable. He later applied to the store and the name he wrote down was “Sophia” so god only knows what his real name is
Just today we had a creature that I’ll call Clocky the Brick Hon, who tried to meangirl me into giving him a better price on a scarf and didn’t like that his intimidation was met with don’t give a fuck cashier indifference so he just left his cart of lingerie, skirts, and other shit and bailed.
Last week sometime I had a troon from Maine that had a fisherman’s voice that clopped around in heels he wasn’t used to wearing, wore a beach cover up with ill fitting neon pink shorts, and he bought bikinis and left behind heels that definitely wouldn’t have fit. I know you’re not a size 10 in women’s, sir.
I’ve had this one guy come in with obvious self-harm scars all over his thighs and arms wearing a child sized hello Kitty shirt and similarly child sized shorts with some greasy fat fuck and it made everyone around them visibly uncomfortable. He later applied to the store and the name he wrote down was “Sophia” so god only knows what his real name is
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Nah I'm sorry for posting so soon yet again but I'm tweaking so bad 
I fucking hate Computer Science and how it's a magnet for total degenerates. My classmates and I were all discussing our recent exam on the discord server someone made for everyone. This guy started talking about how he can't drop the course because his military benefits from his mom's service will end next year. He already got one degree, which was some English degree. But being a teacher or professor sucks now, so he came back to school. Started talking about how he wants to move out of America due to the public education system, which typically I would agree with, but his typing style gave major faggot redditor vibes.
Then he says he would've moved to England, but it's "TERF central, or so I've heard". And that woke up a tranny hidden in this server who agreed with him.
Then they started talking about anime to which this mega autist drops a link to a google doc that lists all his favourite anime. He brought up (1) on that list which has a lot of incest apparently, and surprisingly the tranny found this off-putting. He then explained how essential the incest is to the plot, and how he'll have to create a fanfic of it that contains no incest.
The discussion moves to gender, and he says he has an "agnostic relationship with gender". The tranny says he's a lesbian (of course) and a Real Lesbian who doesn't realize he's a tranny is excited for a second until the mega autist butts in and starts talking about how he's "Finsexual" with a link to the "Queerdom Wiki".
If you are wondering what the fuck that is, it just means he's attracted to "feminine-presenting individuals." Then he keeps going
Starts talking about "As for myself..I haven't considered myself a "guy" in years. I go between wanting to be a femboy, a trans woman, and a non-binary omen of chaos. I don't really have a word for what I am. I just am."
Tranny admits he's a tranny after this, for some reason they start discussing witchcraft. Mega autist drops this famous line:
Ends it with dogging on his mother, whose service is paying for this retarded faggot's degree, for being a baptist. It was like one gut punch after another. I always thought everyone on reddit was a bot, but maybe they are real people after all. And one of them is in my class. Jesus Christ how many boxes can you hit in the degenerate comp sci major stereotype?
edit: I also found out the admin of my school's discord server is a fat tranny. That was funny. And one of our professors who I've never taken so I didn't know this, is also a fat tranny. He has a very low rating on ratemyprofessor.
I fucking hate Computer Science and how it's a magnet for total degenerates. My classmates and I were all discussing our recent exam on the discord server someone made for everyone. This guy started talking about how he can't drop the course because his military benefits from his mom's service will end next year. He already got one degree, which was some English degree. But being a teacher or professor sucks now, so he came back to school. Started talking about how he wants to move out of America due to the public education system, which typically I would agree with, but his typing style gave major faggot redditor vibes.Then he says he would've moved to England, but it's "TERF central, or so I've heard". And that woke up a tranny hidden in this server who agreed with him.
Then they started talking about anime to which this mega autist drops a link to a google doc that lists all his favourite anime. He brought up (1) on that list which has a lot of incest apparently, and surprisingly the tranny found this off-putting. He then explained how essential the incest is to the plot, and how he'll have to create a fanfic of it that contains no incest.
The discussion moves to gender, and he says he has an "agnostic relationship with gender". The tranny says he's a lesbian (of course) and a Real Lesbian who doesn't realize he's a tranny is excited for a second until the mega autist butts in and starts talking about how he's "Finsexual" with a link to the "Queerdom Wiki".
If you are wondering what the fuck that is, it just means he's attracted to "feminine-presenting individuals." Then he keeps going
Starts talking about "As for myself..I haven't considered myself a "guy" in years. I go between wanting to be a femboy, a trans woman, and a non-binary omen of chaos. I don't really have a word for what I am. I just am."
Tranny admits he's a tranny after this, for some reason they start discussing witchcraft. Mega autist drops this famous line:
Ends it with dogging on his mother, whose service is paying for this retarded faggot's degree, for being a baptist. It was like one gut punch after another. I always thought everyone on reddit was a bot, but maybe they are real people after all. And one of them is in my class. Jesus Christ how many boxes can you hit in the degenerate comp sci major stereotype?
edit: I also found out the admin of my school's discord server is a fat tranny. That was funny. And one of our professors who I've never taken so I didn't know this, is also a fat tranny. He has a very low rating on ratemyprofessor.
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I am physically shaking with disgust and rage right now. My college has a housing crisis and is very far from my family, so it was really important that I got dorming.
Pretty much the only way I could jump the entire waitlist was by signing up for mixed gender housing. I essentially brought this on myself, but I was desperate to start my degree and optimistically believed that at best I'd be housed with some pooners or "nonbinaries". Soft ultra liberal types that are easy to get along with if I keep to myself.
I have a MtF as a roommate that moved in sometime before this current semester and he is disgusting. Firstly, he doesn't "pass" at all. He just looks like a greasy wannabe school shooter. He can hardly speak and stutters all over the place, you can hardly make out what he's saying. His room reeks of foot smell because he probably never opens the window in there. Everytime I'm cooking and he comes out to do shit I have to move it lest the stench get on my food.
Despite being a total pushover, he has brought me more grief in the span of 2 months than I've had living with just straight up several dudes, who at worst of times were just loud and lazy.
He texts our roommate chat about every little histrionic thing and can't figure out basic decisionmaking on his own. "The sink is dirty, should I wash it? "I knocked this over on the floor. I'd pick it up but it's dirty now" etc. Of course, it's always MY stuff he's knocking over, not our other roommate (who happens to be a FtM).
Last week he literally knocked one of my favorite cups onto the ground, adjusted the cup on the floor so it was upright, then took a picture to inform me he had knocked the cup over and would "clean it when he got back from class". He could've rinsed the cup three times over in the amount of time it took to do that. Somehow, I would've maybe forgiven it if it weren't for the fact he literally left my cup on the floor after taking a picture of it.
That isn't what's pushed me to post about it here, though.
Pretty much the only way I could jump the entire waitlist was by signing up for mixed gender housing. I essentially brought this on myself, but I was desperate to start my degree and optimistically believed that at best I'd be housed with some pooners or "nonbinaries". Soft ultra liberal types that are easy to get along with if I keep to myself.
I have a MtF as a roommate that moved in sometime before this current semester and he is disgusting. Firstly, he doesn't "pass" at all. He just looks like a greasy wannabe school shooter. He can hardly speak and stutters all over the place, you can hardly make out what he's saying. His room reeks of foot smell because he probably never opens the window in there. Everytime I'm cooking and he comes out to do shit I have to move it lest the stench get on my food.
Despite being a total pushover, he has brought me more grief in the span of 2 months than I've had living with just straight up several dudes, who at worst of times were just loud and lazy.
He texts our roommate chat about every little histrionic thing and can't figure out basic decisionmaking on his own. "The sink is dirty, should I wash it? "I knocked this over on the floor. I'd pick it up but it's dirty now" etc. Of course, it's always MY stuff he's knocking over, not our other roommate (who happens to be a FtM).
Last week he literally knocked one of my favorite cups onto the ground, adjusted the cup on the floor so it was upright, then took a picture to inform me he had knocked the cup over and would "clean it when he got back from class". He could've rinsed the cup three times over in the amount of time it took to do that. Somehow, I would've maybe forgiven it if it weren't for the fact he literally left my cup on the floor after taking a picture of it.
That isn't what's pushed me to post about it here, though.
I get up earlier today to go pee. On the sink are his soiled, disgusting briefs. No indication that he was in the process of showering or cleaning or what have you. Just there.
I text the group chat with a photo of it captioned with nothing but "Why?" and this is his response.
You weird, lying faggot. I don't believe you. And "If you haven't done so already"??? My boyfriend keeps saying he's doing all this weird shit on purpose and I've been trying to have the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know anymore.
I'm too grossed out to use the bathroom now.
I text the group chat with a photo of it captioned with nothing but "Why?" and this is his response.
You weird, lying faggot. I don't believe you. And "If you haven't done so already"??? My boyfriend keeps saying he's doing all this weird shit on purpose and I've been trying to have the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know anymore.I'm too grossed out to use the bathroom now.