Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Incecticyder]

One I saw a few days ago was the worst (at least I hope is a troon). Tallest bloke in the supermarket. Exaggerated hair, make up and eyebrows (looked like black bushes). Looked like a drag queen that was trying to look ugly.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Looked like a drag queen that was trying to look ugly

That's 99.99% of them.

 

[Incecticyder]

That's 99.99% of them.

In a way yes but this one significantly more so.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It is a miserable, cold, blustery day here in Bongland, with the rain hammering down so heavily on the rooftops.

So, naturally, what should offend my eye just now, but the sight of a granny tranny not in the least bit dressed for the weather, in a little pleated miniskirt and black knee high boots, his skinny chicken legs on full display and exposed to the elements. Disgusting. Very disrespectful.

I hope he catches pneumonia.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I hope he catches pneumonia.

What a heartwarming thought. May 2025 grant us many blessings of this kind

 

[Florence]

There’s one working in the local Co-Op in the town I’m currently staying in for work — poorly dyed pink hair, alice band, face mask to hide jawline, troon hunch, and sparkly purple leggings. I avoid interacting with him as much as possible. I also saw an unshaven bloke wearing what I can only describe as one of those “sexy Mrs Claus” costumes in the same shop; unremarkable in Camden, but this is a town so full of elderly retirees that the shops close at 4 and the streets are empty by 7.

 

[Backinpogform]

I also saw an unshaven bloke wearing what I can only describe as one of those “sexy Mrs Claus” costumes

Ugh, I saw one of these in December. He was 30's and had matching Pleaser heels. Red with red fluff. In the fucking Woolies fruit and veg section. He even had on the hat, a string of pearls and gloves

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

I moved to a very small town about two years ago and I keep seeing exactly one TIM walking around town and it’s kind of hilarious honestl. Especially because I used to be an absolute handmaiden that would argue you can’t tell who is trans or not. After being around normals for so long now and getting used to seeing small town type people, it is a legitimate shock to the senses to randomly run into him every single time.

He wears frumpy, flowery house dresses with sneakers and has obvious male patterned baldness but is choosing to grow his hair super long to compensate I guess.

A better mental picture would be a fat/dumpy Riffraff from Rocky Horror.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

A few months ago, I went to a craft store and saw this crusty, young boy (around 14 maybe?) who looked like a little finnster.

Was really hard feigning any ounce of respect or kindness while he was serving me. But at the same time, it's sad if he is a young school kid as there must be some grooming happening to him.

There is also a 30 year old or so gigahon who works at a game store whom wears "Free Palestine" and LGBT pins and wears cropped tops and short dresses.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

At a famous fast food chain last night, nerdy guy working the counter with a ponytail but when I got closer I noticed his pink and baby blue fingernails. Aside from the ponytail and
nails, no other indicators of even trying to pass so perhaps just an "egg."
He was actually busting his ass though and providing far better customer service than you'd expect from anyone in such an establishment, making him perhaps the most commendable troon to ever exist. Hopefully his path down this road doesn't continue.

 

[wombatard]

Had a meeting at work a few weeks ago, it's a dog daycare so our work staff is all white women and one gay guy. Unsurprising that one of my coworkers is a pooner with a cane named Ace (why do all poons pretend to be crippled?) and as everyone introduced themselves she decided to bring up her "he/they" pronouns. No one else mentioned pronouns since it's retarded and this made the pooner so uncomfortable she left for a bathroom break and never returned. They had to send someone to make sure she didn't 41% in the bathroom. Poons would be more annoying if they weren't so laughably pathetic

 

[cain_destroyer1]

Context, used to work at a school in a classroom.

5'5" Ginger IT guy comes into my classroom, apparently an admin at the district office. Balding pretty bad, big bushy red beard, dumpy looking, 40ish, wearing typical button up shirt and slacks with black nail polish, maybe light makeup.

He explains to me why he is there, which I relay to the actual class teacher (im support staff). I say "He is here to..." before he rudely cuts me off and tell me "My pronouns are they/them". Pissed me off greatly, not only did he interupt me, but it was for the gender special shit that he is way too old for. It is one thing when our kids do it, cause they're retarded which is why they are in school, but a 40 year old man who probably has kids shouldnt be that fucking stupid.

Anyway, I continue explaining and call him he one more time to prove a point, and I must have given him a pissed off look, cause he got all suddenly quiet and awkward after and silently moved to start working on the server box. Kinda funny he wants to be gender special and not be stereotyped but he goes to the man in the classroom first, stereotyping the male as the teacher and the other two women as the support staff.

Im hoping he was in the beggining stage of trooning out, and my reaction made him rethink his path of self destruction.

 

[expectant asshole]

Any bongs watching UK Traitors? Do you think Yin is a man? One son is convinced he is and, body-wise I agree he looks like a man, but his voice is very feminine to me. We spent all spent way to long arguing about it and missed some of the show.

Also, is the little dood with short pink hair a pooner? “He” didn’t get much interview time (we’re only on the first episode) so I haven’t gotten a good look.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Any bongs watching UK Traitors? Do you think Yin is a man? One son is convinced he is and, body-wise I agree he looks like a man, but his voice is very feminine to me. We spent all spent way to long arguing about it and missed some of the show.

Not a bong, don't watch the show, but looked at a slew of images and Yin looks VERY masculine. The broadness of the shoulders, the prominent brow ridge and the square and wide jaw all state 'masculine' as does its posture while sitting with the other ladies. All that says 'feminine' is its voice. Which could be a well trained countertenor who can speak as well as sing in it.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Guys i need advice a troon walked into me and i think i have HRT juice on me.

Getting out of an elevator to go into a shop, step out and 50 year old falsetto troon walks into me 5 o'clock shadow. Has a labret piercing fat and not dressed very well. Think those grandma style dresses that are *shudders* floral no normal woman would be caught dead in.

I'm a fairly tall lady so it didn't knock me over, i'll give it credit it did apologise profusely for not looking and in my shock of being bumped into didn't realise it was a troon until i walked around it out of the lift. Looked back as it was still mumbling about bumping into me, i gave it the nastiest sneer i could muster my husband was just laughing at me.

 

[lolnah]

Guys i need advice a troon walked into me and i think i have HRT juice on me. Getting out of an elevator to go into a shop, step out and 50 year old falsetto troon walks into me 5 o'clock shadow, labret piercing fat and not dress very well. Think those grandma style dresses that are *shudders* floral no normal woman would be caught dead in.

I'm a fairly tall lady so it didn't knock me over, i'll give it credit it did apologise profusely for not looking and in my shock of being bumped into didn't realise it was a troon until i walked around it out of the lift. Looked back as it was still mumbling about bumping into me gave it the nastiest sneer i could muster my husband was just laughing at me.

It's too late, you've already been infected. RIP fren

 

[skirtgospinny]

Any bongs watching UK Traitors? Do you think Yin is a man? One son is convinced he is and, body-wise I agree he looks like a man, but his voice is very feminine to me. We spent all spent way to long arguing about it and missed some of the show.

Also, is the little dood with short pink hair a pooner? “He” didn’t get much interview time (we’re only on the first episode) so I haven’t gotten a good look.

I wondered about Yin too. The pink-haired one (Alex) is definitely a pooner.

 

[-Jack-]

Any bongs watching UK Traitors? Do you think Yin is a man? One son is convinced he is and, body-wise I agree he looks like a man, but his voice is very feminine to me. We spent all spent way to long arguing about it and missed some of the show.

Also, is the little dood with short pink hair a pooner? “He” didn’t get much interview time (we’re only on the first episode) so I haven’t gotten a good look.

I doubt it, probably just a defined jawline.

I found the LinkedIn and Twitter and didn't see any signs of being a tranny.

Yin Yin Lü

Twitter

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

A few months ago, I went to a craft store and saw this crusty, young boy (around 14 maybe?) who looked like a little finnster.

Was really hard feigning any ounce of respect or kindness while he was serving me. But at the same time, it's sad if he is a young school kid as there must be some grooming happening to him.

There is also a 30 year old or so gigahon who works at a game store whom wears "Free Palestine" and LGBT pins and wears cropped tops and short dresses.

It's always funny how they feel the need to wear troon merch like we can't already fucking tell.

 

[*distant thrum*]

In a twist of fate I fear I may have been clocked by a troon, there's an ogre of a tranny that works at my local grocery store that I've been vaguely aware of, always hovering around checkout with his tranny badges and water bottle covered in stickers, but never paid more than a passing glance/nod to. Since I usually do my shopping late at night after work I almost always use self checkout and don't acknowledge him but the other night I made the mistake of wearing some farms merch and for the first time on my way out he locked eyes with me and seemed to seethe with recognition. I'm split between going back in different merch to antagonize him or just avoiding that shop altogether until the hulk inevitably gets fired. I also wonder if I could suss out his socials to see if he bitched about his brush with death at the hands of a literal genocidal nazi.