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How come all the trooncore retro slop is either early Playstation or Mother3 knockoffs, anyway?
They were kids at the time and are nostalgic for console 5th gen aesthetics which is what they grew up with, simple as, plus lower effort needed. It's rare for kids to get their own computer at early age. Mother3 knockoffs can be explained with a combination of le quirky + low effort style (even if Mother 3 looks better than all the copies it inspired). It's nothing profound, these troons are not profound. It just needs to be le nostalgic + simple enough they can "mimic" the style. They will never latch onto any high effort style such as late 90s 2D arcade graphics.
 
How come all the trooncore retro slop is either early Playstation or Mother3 knockoffs, anyway?

If I wanted to nostalgia bait I'd do some 90s Lucasarts type shit. At least Full Throttle had some fucking soul.
Early PlayStation because it’s relatively easy to make.

And they don’t rip off mother 3, they rip off undertale. Now undertale is a good game because it succeeds in the one area 90% of troonslop fails, writing.

Writing is an art like everything else that goes into developing a game but unlike art or coding it has a very low barrier of entry. But while you might see indie teams hiring coders and artists (usually many) they very rarely hire writers so it’s usually the lead pulling double duty despite usually never reading or writing much before.

THIS NEVER FUCKING WORKS.

Although hiring a writer wouldn’t help much because it’s abundantly clear that modern video game writers never read anything written less than ten years ago or has just watched movies and played video games.

This applies to the broader culture beyond video games. I blame the modern education system making classics as unappealing as possible.
 
How come all the trooncore retro slop is either early Playstation or Mother3 knockoffs, anyway?

If I wanted to nostalgia bait I'd do some 90s Lucasarts type shit. At least Full Throttle had some fucking soul.
Slapping lowpoly models and a VHS shader onto your Unreal 4 tutorial project is easier than making a cleverly designed retro-reminiscent game that isn't blatant R34 fuel
 
what the hell is it with niche retro games that brings troons to them is like bees and flowers if you ask me.
Others gave good answers, but never forget: 🧩

i dont think most of them grew up with any of the consoles and next gen, just 3ds and 360 and they call those heckin nostalgia
But we do live at a time where retro games are cheap or emulated easily, so kids actually can have a good collection of retro games if they are taught or teach themselves how to emulate. Second hand consoles are also a thing, and things like NES and Genesis collections & rereleases have been coming out for ages. We don't have to give them street cred for it, just know that it isn't impossible. We will still call them fags for being bad at game design.
 
nah, toby's writing is terrible
I fucking love UT but this is too true. He just can't seem to grasp how human beings talk.
Even for larger than life cartoon characters, the obnoxious "quirkiness" is beyond the pale.

Occasionally you'll get a sly line here or there but subtlety is definitely not one of Toby's strong points.
 
I fucking love UT but this is too true. He just can't seem to grasp how human beings talk.
Even for larger than life cartoon characters, the obnoxious "quirkiness" is beyond the pale.

Occasionally you'll get a sly line here or there but subtlety is definitely not one of Toby's strong points.
whenever i see someone talk about undertale, this gigantic rant pops into my mind
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Parrying and dodging have become some of the worst trends to happen in action combat centric games and are just parts of a trend I'm noticing in gaming: turning the player into a reactive cuck.
Regarding Soulsborne games in general, there have been more than a few times where I had a better time fighting a boss by not locking onto it and just stepping over to its blind spots instead of attempting to evade every single attack head-on. That kind of positioning has another major benefit of allowing you to deal damage without breaking the flow of combat by having to dodge.
But when dodges and parries end up taking over more of the action, it gets dull quickly. Maybe Sekrio does it decently, but I still have to get around to finishing that at some point.
 
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Discovered this game while i was browsing /v/, it's an immersive sim (i hate that term so much, but 1st person game with sandbox freedom is too wordy so it will have to do) which just came out on early access, which looked fine for the genre besides the crappy animu faces that clash with the assets, but looking at those threads it seems like the devs used music from a pedo tranny called sewerslvt, defended said tranny and also seem to be astroturfing their game on /v/ while they talk about things only troons care about like how yuri and yaoi their game is
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That said idk how much of what i said is true and how much might just be some angry schizo being mad at someone daring to talk about videogames on /v/ instead of interracial porn or whatever /v/ schizos care about, if anyone knows more about this game id gladly appreciate their info.
 
whenever i see someone talk about undertale, this gigantic rant pops into my mind
>Mindbroken. I can't even tell what he's getting angry at here. I think it's Flowey reacting to your actions paralleling someone he used to know?
>Completely ignoring Alphys's horrible personality and amount of screentime in favour of bitching about a bunch of agreed upon experimental treatments for terminally ill patients.
>Here is my headcanon fanfiction for a different game
>Doos Ex does this albiet it's good then
>Character who is canonically a pussy continues to be so. Also an evil character having ambiguous supernatural powers is le bad,
>Subversion ev&doe most people just describe Asgore accurately and Undyne actually wants you dead
>A bunch of random people who at best vaguely know eachother should be able to psychically tell that you've killed one of the others. Also just make 50 different games ...OKAY?!
>Resetting the game ...resets the game?!
>I don't like this one specific line of dialogue
Holy cope. Undertale has some serious problems but way to miss the point.
 
Some FNAF like indie game decided to name their character “Gay Gecko”.
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ITS SO Y2K TO NAME UR CHARACTER A FLAMING SISSY AND NOT HAVE IT SHOT DOWN BY FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS IN THE 2000’S! A CORPO WOULD TOTALLY NAME THEIR CHARCTER “GAY GECKO” AND GET MOCKED AND DERIDED BY FUNDAMENTALISTS OR PARENTS. RAWR BEST ADVERTISING EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

But in all seriousness, who thought this was a good idea. If this was a thing in the 2000’s, you would’ve been called a faggot.
 
the crappy animu faces that clash with the assets
the Lunacid troondev did the same thing. Inserting cringy moeshit characters on spiritual sucessors to games that are the fursthest thing from that sort of thing is classic troondev.

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Peripeteia is supposed to be inspired in deus ex, EYE divine cybermancy and half life 2 , a random anime girl inserted on that sort of thing sticks out in that like a sore thumb and is only there to signal twitter commer involvement.
 
the Lunacid troondev did the same thing. Inserting cringy moeshit characters on spiritual sucessors to games that are the fursthest thing from that sort of thing is classic troondev.

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Peripeteia is supposed to be inspired in deus ex, EYE divine cybermancy and half life 2 , a random anime girl inserted on that sort of thing sticks out in that like a sore thumb and is only there to signal twitter commer involvement.
To be fair I think this was done due to being made by a far smaller team, if not one person. Real faces would be too much work for what is worth implementing, and it would look bad and uncanny anyways. Plus anime faces are easier to draw
 
whenever i see someone talk about undertale, this gigantic rant pops into my mind
Making a game with multiple endings is already a lot of work, even for a small game. The more you have to add reactions to anything, the more work it takes. I don't care how autistic the green texter is, he just doesn't come across as genre savvy.

Undertale always was very mid, it was always overhyped for what it was worth. It has a few gimmicks like introducing no killing and the ethics around it, and introducing fourth wall breaks for serious plot stuff (which influenced basically all indie games afterwards), but its just... alright.
Some FNAF like indie game decided to name their character “Gay Gecko”.
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ITS SO Y2K TO NAME UR CHARACTER A FLAMING SISSY AND NOT HAVE IT SHOT DOWN BY FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS IN THE 2000’S! A CORPO WOULD TOTALLY NAME THEIR CHARCTER “GAY GECKO” AND GET MOCKED AND DERIDED BY FUNDAMENTALISTS OR PARENTS. RAWR BEST ADVERTISING EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

But in all seriousness, who thought this was a good idea. If this was a thing in the 2000’s, you would’ve been called a faggot.
If for whatever those censors didn't exist, "Gay Gecko" would be the nickname his bullies give him before shoving him into a locker. "Hey Gaycko, give me your lunch money or else!"
 
To be fair I think this was done due to being made by a far smaller team, if not one person. Real faces would be too much work for what is worth implementing, and it would look bad and uncanny anyways. Plus anime faces are easier to draw

with UI like this i don't see it much a product of limitations. Its just adding moe stuff just because. It can be very jarring considering what the the themes that is supposed to be going for


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whenever i see someone talk about undertale, this gigantic rant pops into my mind
That other guy is a faggot. "You can't rant about anything you dislike, you're supposed to just mindless play it and just forget it exists. I have no internal monologue or inner thoughts so I can't physically enjoy things for as long as it's in front of my eye balls. If I could I've have a mental breakdown!"
If you showed me this in a vacuum I'd have immediately thought it was some tranny shit, that's how bad the current state of indie dev is. Hell I still don't know what this is and it's definitely made by a troon.
 
with UI like this i don't see it much a product of limitations. Its just adding moe stuff just because. It can be very jarring considering what the the themes that is supposed to be going for


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Y2K(ike) larping faggots, try and go 1 nanosecond without adding twitter-gooner-tier characters into your game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
 
If you showed me this in a vacuum I'd have immediately thought it was some tranny shit, that's how bad the current state of indie dev is. Hell I still don't know what this is and it's definitely made by a troon.
The artist making that art is https://x.com/hirotonfa, dev is https://x.com/shodanon
One is known for angering leftoids, The other is open about his Christianity, also supposedly shilled the game on Metokur stream. I posted about the game it in this thread before. Troons flocking to it is not unexpected with the aesthetic but also a damn shame. Maybe the devs are trying to have their cake and eat it too, that guarantees disaster.
Discovered this game while i was browsing /v/, it's an immersive sim (i hate that term so much, but 1st person game with sandbox freedom is too wordy so it will have to do) which just came out on early access, which looked fine for the genre besides the crappy animu faces that clash with the assets, but looking at those threads it seems like the devs used music from a pedo tranny called sewerslvt, defended said tranny and also seem to be astroturfing their game on /v/ while they talk about things only troons care about like how yuri and yaoi their game is
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I saw this version of the image, devs throwing a troon yutifag out. I remember his posts on the discord, his art sucked.
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